Chadwiko
The Captain!
- Sep 25, 2004
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Tonight's demolishing at the hands of Carlton has broken me, like it has many of you.
In a likely futile attempt at coping with the state of our mens footy team right now, I decided to spend some time going over the entirety of our senior list.
Below you will see how I've broken it down;
Without further ado, here's what I landed on. I'll post some summary thoughts below:
*A few notes to pre-empt any issues people have. 'Unproven' players are specifically kids 20yo or under that have played fewer than 20 games. That's why guys like Duursma are UP, while Teakle/Pink are not given the age they were brought in. Also, I obviously think FOS will be a B grade player minimum but to keep the system consistent I've included him in the UP category for now.
A few observations and assessments, which are of course my own subjective opinions but I believe most of these border on statements of fact;
and his team.
This notion that I've seen some bandy about that we have 'the best young list in the AFL' and that it's the coaches fault we're so bad and underperforming... I'm sorry to say but I just can't see it that way based on the analysis of our list. This is not a defense of Clarko, either. I said basically the same things when Noble was coaching and people were calling for his head after we were getting thumped every week too. Our list is just straight up bad, because we absolutely botched the drafts/recruiting in the 2010-2018~ period and now have basically no one in that age bracket on our list who has been here and consistently performed at a high level, outside of... Luke McDonald? Yikes.
We're in a deep hole, and unfortunately we are still employing the main person most responsible for our current residence in said-hole. That makes it hard to see any light at the top of the abyss.
In a likely futile attempt at coping with the state of our mens footy team right now, I decided to spend some time going over the entirety of our senior list.
Below you will see how I've broken it down;
- Ranked by giving them a grade based on my own personal assessment (which I'm sure will generate plenty of disagreement and shitfights - also just a note that the players are not ranked in any particular order within the Grade groupings)
- Noting their recruitment history (drafted by NMFC/rookie by NMFC/midseason by NMFC/trade or free agent acquisition)
- Who the NMFC list manager was at the time of their recruitment (simplified as either the list manager or GM of football at the time - there was some job-title/responsibility murkiness in the 2010s between Bryces and Joyces but I believe I've got it basically correct - I'm happy to listen to any corrections people want to propose)
Without further ado, here's what I landed on. I'll post some summary thoughts below:
*A few notes to pre-empt any issues people have. 'Unproven' players are specifically kids 20yo or under that have played fewer than 20 games. That's why guys like Duursma are UP, while Teakle/Pink are not given the age they were brought in. Also, I obviously think FOS will be a B grade player minimum but to keep the system consistent I've included him in the UP category for now.
A few observations and assessments, which are of course my own subjective opinions but I believe most of these border on statements of fact;
- Of the 7 A+B graders, the fact that three of them were drafted nearly a decade ago by previous list managers is probably not an ideal indicator for the strength of our list. More than 50% of our 'best' players (as per my grades) are recent draftees which indicates an absolute dearth of veteran talent/leadership that can offer stability and structural familiarity.
- Of the 12 players currently on the list that we acquired via trade or free agency, not one is better than a C grade. That's... not ideal.
- We have absolutely botched the midseason draft capital we've had. Picks #1, #2 (twice), and #8 and not a single best-22 player to show for it. This list doesn't include multiple MSD selections in the last 5-6 years who we've delisted either. Under Brady Rawlings, we have been down-right terrible at the MSD.PLAYERCARDSTARTBrady Rawlings
- Age
- 44
- Ht
- 184cm
- Wt
- 82kg
- Pos.
- Def
CareerSeasonLast 5- D
- 17.7
- 4star
- K
- 8.7
- 3star
- HB
- 9.0
- 5star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 2.3
- 4star
No current season stats available
- D
- 8.6
- 3star
- K
- 4.6
- 2star
- HB
- 4.0
- 3star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 0.8
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND - In the last 2 seasons particularly, the assets we have given up to trade in veteran players has seen us overpay significantly for players.
PLAYERCARDSTART
Brady Rawlings
- Age
- 44
- Ht
- 184cm
- Wt
- 82kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 17.7
- 4star
- K
- 8.7
- 3star
- HB
- 9.0
- 5star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 2.3
- 4star
No current season stats available
- D
- 8.6
- 3star
- K
- 4.6
- 2star
- HB
- 4.0
- 3star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 0.8
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
This notion that I've seen some bandy about that we have 'the best young list in the AFL' and that it's the coaches fault we're so bad and underperforming... I'm sorry to say but I just can't see it that way based on the analysis of our list. This is not a defense of Clarko, either. I said basically the same things when Noble was coaching and people were calling for his head after we were getting thumped every week too. Our list is just straight up bad, because we absolutely botched the drafts/recruiting in the 2010-2018~ period and now have basically no one in that age bracket on our list who has been here and consistently performed at a high level, outside of... Luke McDonald? Yikes.
We're in a deep hole, and unfortunately we are still employing the main person most responsible for our current residence in said-hole. That makes it hard to see any light at the top of the abyss.





