It's Happening How did you spend 6K Day?

[Shane Heard]

99 Prelim

7 days later ...oh no

 

[gingernuts]

Well Jake Stringer

25

Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

has to intake 6000 calories per day to maintain his playing weight. No wonder he is tired.

 

[Gw2_James]

7 days later ...oh no

 

[Freomaniac]

Had 2 shits. That’s about it. Apt

Probably the most Aussie reply the bloke on your avatar photo could say lol

 

[00Stinger]

cool, just be consistent and not delete the next muppets troll thread on the main board

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Melbourne fans triggered by this thread. Could it be that they have to live with the shame that #godees is the last team to lose to * in the finals ?

 

[Milanista28]

If you don't laugh you'll cry.

 

[Chief]

cool, just be consistent and not delete the next muppets troll thread on the main board

Maybe. Maybe not. Depends how good it is. The bar has been set pretty high now.

 

[beema limapep]

Spent the day house sitting a place made entirely of candy, and now i have an aching molar.

Im just shocked to be sitting here and cant wait til the tooth comes out.

 

[Chief]

Just a few more hours for Cristiano Ronaldo to make one post and get 5 years of Premium Platinum !

 

[Brick Loosener]

Keeping my powder dry for 10k day

 

[Shane Heard]

Oh! You’re a North supporter! OK. Fixed.

I’ve spoken to my uncle who is a QC lawyer and if you don’t change me back to red and black within 24 hours you can expect a very stern legal letter that could find you in court facing hellish ramifications for your extremely childish behaviour.

This is your first and last warning and a no mercy/ strike first Cobra Kai style attack will be forthcoming if you ignore my demand.



Kind Regards

Shane

 

[Xtreme]

Happy Days!

 

[Chief]

I’ve spoken to my uncle who is a QC lawyer and if you don’t change me back to red and black within 24 hours you can expect a very stern legal letter that could find you in court facing hellish ramifications for your extremely childish behaviour.

This is your first and last warning and a no mercy/ strike first Cobra Kai attack will be forthcoming if you ignore my demand.



Kind Regards

Shane

Not as stern as Hawthorn’s that time back in ... oh wait I’m not allowed to talk about that.

 

[Shane Heard]

Happy Days!

a poor choice. i would’ve gone for ..

 

[Xtreme]

a poor choice. i would’ve gone for ..
.....

Limited options when it comes to songs with September lyrics!!!

I almost posted this instead

 

[Shane Heard]

Limited options when it comes to songs with September lyrics!!!

I almost posted this instead

 

[dean33]

I took the kids ice skating.

You?

Carlton mod starts slinging shit at Essendon, I’ve seen it all now.

 

[Toump Ass]

Put out a bunch of stuff for hard rubbish

Funnily enough I picked up a bunch of stuff from hard rubbish.

Love "sidewalk shopping". Very few things in life more satisfying than rifling through other people's junk and coming home with a bargain.

 

[VL3OJ]

Spent the day searching for a VHS of the last time Essendon won a final without Sheedy.

19,132 days if you're interested.

Couldn't bloody find one.

You need to dive into your betamax collection or perhaps U Matic stack. Failing that there should be some scrolls.

 

[Xtreme]

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Well I do like Essendon fans that have a sense of humour!

 

[Maxabillions]

I took the kids ice skating.

You?

Just approximate figures, but happy 9,000 days (since your last premiership) and happy 900 days (since your last wooden spoon).

 

[Maxabillions]

Spent the day house sitting a place made entirely of candy, and now i have an aching molar.

Im just shocked to be sitting here and cant wait til the tooth comes out.

Pretty good, how long did you spend on it?

 

[Chief]

Just approximate figures, but happy 9,000 days (since your last premiership) and happy 900 days (since your last wooden spoon).

Oh but this is your day! We can’t take the spotlight. That would be selfish.