how do i make friends

[Always Ballin]

i am a loser and i have no friends

help me

 

[craigos]

i am a loser and i have no friends

help me

Come on bro, am sure you're not a loser. What do you like doing for fun? Assuming Aussie Rules is something you enjoy, that makes you interesting to at least 50% of people in Australia. You like West Coast, so assume you also like to boo for no real reason. Have you thought about joining their boo'ing choir? They meet twice a week and you'll be with like minded individuals.

 

[exe ex machina]

i am a loser and i have no friends

help me

How? Influence them!

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Once you get to close to your friends, one of you will burn the other. It's not worth it. What you want is a guy to hang out to frequent nightspots and finds pairs of female friends who "would".

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

How? Influence them!

Post needs more depth and girth

 

[raskolnikov]

money and alcohol

 

[Always Ballin]

Once you get to close to your friends, one of you will burn the other. It's not worth it. What you want is a guy to hang out to frequent nightspots and finds pairs of female friends who "would".

women are not attracted to me

i am hideous and often am told i resemble that of an ape

my prognathous, primitve neanderthal skull and apish long arms do me no justice

 

[exe ex machina]

Post needs more depth and girth

Yeah baby, now you're speaking my language

 

[perthblue]

Shh baby is ok, bigfooty is ur friend now

 

[imadodgyumpire]

women are not attracted to me

i am hideous and often am told i resemble that of an ape

my prognathous, primitve neanderthal skull and apish long arms do me no justice

Look, GG will confirm this. Groups of friends aren't exactly friends. They're just hanging out with each other. They might look close, but they don't feel the closeness inside. Just look at Garry and Billy, they're estranged.

Women may not be attracted to you, but some women devoid of attention will appreciate your presence.

 

[Coolangatta]

I just can't be bothered dealing with people unless I have to.

I wish you could feel the same way because you sound like you hate yourself, and I can't say you shouldn't, because your feelings are your own.

You're probably a decent guy.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

i am a loser and i have no friends

help me

 

[exe ex machina]

I've known a few guys who were absolutely hideous but could pull "chicks" left right and center. The key with women is, regardless what you look like, is....

1. You have to OWN your looks, comfortable and happy with how you look regardless how you look. There is no ideal look. Women love to try all different types, just like guys like to try all different types.

1 is important because...

2. You have to have supreme confidence in your self, your manner, your talk, your walk. Not cocky. Just nice and easy, slow, sure, not afraid to look women in the eyes with a rosiness to your cheeks, etc.

1 and 2 are key because...

Women like men who are confident and happy with themselves. Strong, cool, nice and easy, sure of yourself. When you have 1 and 2 down pat, you'll walk around with a warm genuine smile and aura to yourself. You will become ATTRACTIVE now (regardless what you look like, your body type, hairstyle, etc).

It may SOUND/SEEM like an impossible hurdle -- to own your looks, like yourself, and thus then carry yourself with supreme confidence, but practice makes perfect. No good me telling you all this if you don't PRACTICE doing it constantly. Owning your looks and supreme confidence is NOT a result of something like money, looks, height, **** length (or girth), etc...it's a state of mind. And the only way to BECOME something like that is by literally PRACTICING thru your mind, method-acting, pretending, until you get it down pat what it FEELS like, LOOKS like, SOUNDS like, etc to be a person who owns his looks and is confident.

Like, it doesn't come thru outside means, but inside means.

I cannot stress all this enough to you. No point me typing all this if you're not going to heckin'g listen to me and PRACTICE it. And that also means when people say mean things to you, or girls go "ewww" or people snicker behind your back that you overhear, criticism/mockery of your looks or something....you have to seriously not let it get inside you, let it run off your back, meh it off, you have to take on the mindset you don't CARE what people think of you, or that you ACCEPT many people will snicker, eww, or reject you, and that you accept it, acknowledge their right to have that opinion. But that you KNOW of yourself you LOVE yourself, LIKE yourself, see all the good things about yourself (personality and looks). You hear something mean, meh it off, and don't even think about it, think about something POSITIVE, think about a funny thing and laugh inside.

Fck me, I should seriously open a college for men, teach them how to be men, to like themselves, how to win over women, etc. I'm useless teaching about finances, etc, but LIFE ADVICE, I have it in spades.

And what imadodgyumpire said about groups of people is spot on. There are NO REAL FRIENDS, bar 1-5 max. Everyone else is a hanger-on. They'll stab you in the back when they need to, they'll forget you "out of sight out of mind", they'll use you when they need you, they'll lie and cheat and manipulate, they'll talk bad about you behind your back to other people, if you say anything at all, they'll use it against you to garner favor with other people. Any stories you tell, any hardships you open up to, any secrets, any regrets, etc...anything....they'll use it against you.

Something I've been teaching people of late....people who are too trusting/nice and keep getting walked on....a lot of them do it because of their religious beliefs....I say to them....God doesn't approve of your methods. God himself is going to judge people and send a bunch to heaven and a bunch to hell isn't he? He's going to separate the worthy from the unworthy, right? So you have to learn to likewise discriminate with people around you. Whether strangers or friends. Only those who are worthy of your love and kindness should you trust and welcome closer, be generous and kind to. And those who don't earn it, who show they're unworthy of you, send them to heckin'g hell.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

1-5 max? What are you smoking? 2, and that doesn't last a lifetime.

 

[William Wonka]

i am a loser and i have no friends

help me

Impress people by telling them you're a mainboard poster.

I've known a few guys who were absolutely hideous but could pull "chicks" left right and center. The key with women is, regardless what you look like, is....

1. You have to OWN your looks, comfortable and happy with how you look regardless how you look. There is no ideal look. Women love to try all different types, just like guys like to try all different types.

1 is important because...

2. You have to have supreme confidence in your self, your manner, your talk, your walk. Not cocky. Just nice and easy, slow, sure, not afraid to look women in the eyes with a rosiness to your cheeks, etc.

1 and 2 are key because...

Women like men who are confident and happy with themselves. Strong, cool, nice and easy, sure of yourself. When you have 1 and 2 down pat, you'll walk around with a warm genuine smile and aura to yourself. You will become ATTRACTIVE now (regardless what you look like, your body type, hairstyle, etc).

It may SOUND/SEEM like an impossible hurdle -- to own your looks, like yourself, and thus then carry yourself with supreme confidence, but practice makes perfect. No good me telling you all this if you don't PRACTICE doing it constantly. Owning your looks and supreme confidence is NOT a result of something like money, looks, height, **** length (or girth), etc...it's a state of mind. And the only way to BECOME something like that is by literally PRACTICING thru your mind, method-acting, pretending, until you get it down pat what it FEELS like, LOOKS like, SOUNDS like, etc to be a person who owns his looks and is confident.

Like, it doesn't come thru outside means, but inside means.

I cannot stress all this enough to you. No point me typing all this if you're not going to heckin'g listen to me and PRACTICE it. And that also means when people say mean things to you, or girls go "ewww" or people snicker behind your back that you overhear, criticism/mockery of your looks or something....you have to seriously not let it get inside you, let it run off your back, meh it off, you have to take on the mindset you don't CARE what people think of you, or that you ACCEPT many people will snicker, eww, or reject you, and that you accept it, acknowledge their right to have that opinion. But that you KNOW of yourself you LOVE yourself, LIKE yourself, see all the good things about yourself (personality and looks). You hear something mean, meh it off, and don't even think about it, think about something POSITIVE, think about a funny thing and laugh inside.

Fck me, I should seriously open a college for men, teach them how to be men, to like themselves, how to win over women, etc. I'm useless teaching about finances, etc, but LIFE ADVICE, I have it in spades.

And what imadodgyumpire said about groups of people is spot on. There are NO REAL FRIENDS, bar 1-5 max. Everyone else is a hanger-on. They'll stab you in the back when they need to, they'll forget you "out of sight out of mind", they'll use you when they need you, they'll lie and cheat and manipulate, they'll talk bad about you behind your back to other people, if you say anything at all, they'll use it against you to garner favor with other people. Any stories you tell, any hardships you open up to, any secrets, any regrets, etc...anything....they'll use it against you.

Something I've been teaching people of late....people who are too trusting/nice and keep getting walked on....a lot of them do it because of their religious beliefs....I say to them....God doesn't approve of your methods. God himself is going to judge people and send a bunch to heaven and a bunch to hell isn't he? He's going to separate the worthy from the unworthy, right? So you have to learn to likewise discriminate with people around you. Whether strangers or friends. Only those who are worthy of your love and kindness should you trust and welcome closer, be generous and kind to. And those who don't earn it, who show they're unworthy of you, send them to heckin'g hell.

Will read and ridicule later.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

I've known a few guys who were absolutely hideous but could pull "chicks" left right and center. The key with women is, regardless what you look like, is....

1. You have to OWN your looks, comfortable and happy with how you look regardless how you look. There is no ideal look. Women love to try all different types, just like guys like to try all different types.

1 is important because...

2. You have to have supreme confidence in your self, your manner, your talk, your walk. Not cocky. Just nice and easy, slow, sure, not afraid to look women in the eyes with a rosiness to your cheeks, etc.

1 and 2 are key because...

Women like men who are confident and happy with themselves. Strong, cool, nice and easy, sure of yourself. When you have 1 and 2 down pat, you'll walk around with a warm genuine smile and aura to yourself. You will become ATTRACTIVE now (regardless what you look like, your body type, hairstyle, etc).

It may SOUND/SEEM like an impossible hurdle -- to own your looks, like yourself, and thus then carry yourself with supreme confidence, but practice makes perfect. No good me telling you all this if you don't PRACTICE doing it constantly. Owning your looks and supreme confidence is NOT a result of something like money, looks, height, **** length (or girth), etc...it's a state of mind. And the only way to BECOME something like that is by literally PRACTICING thru your mind, method-acting, pretending, until you get it down pat what it FEELS like, LOOKS like, SOUNDS like, etc to be a person who owns his looks and is confident.

Like, it doesn't come thru outside means, but inside means.

I cannot stress all this enough to you. No point me typing all this if you're not going to heckin'g listen to me and PRACTICE it. And that also means when people say mean things to you, or girls go "ewww" or people snicker behind your back that you overhear, criticism/mockery of your looks or something....you have to seriously not let it get inside you, let it run off your back, meh it off, you have to take on the mindset you don't CARE what people think of you, or that you ACCEPT many people will snicker, eww, or reject you, and that you accept it, acknowledge their right to have that opinion. But that you KNOW of yourself you LOVE yourself, LIKE yourself, see all the good things about yourself (personality and looks). You hear something mean, meh it off, and don't even think about it, think about something POSITIVE, think about a funny thing and laugh inside.

Fck me, I should seriously open a college for men, teach them how to be men, to like themselves, how to win over women, etc. I'm useless teaching about finances, etc, but LIFE ADVICE, I have it in spades.

And what imadodgyumpire said about groups of people is spot on. There are NO REAL FRIENDS, bar 1-5 max. Everyone else is a hanger-on. They'll stab you in the back when they need to, they'll forget you "out of sight out of mind", they'll use you when they need you, they'll lie and cheat and manipulate, they'll talk bad about you behind your back to other people, if you say anything at all, they'll use it against you to garner favor with other people. Any stories you tell, any hardships you open up to, any secrets, any regrets, etc...anything....they'll use it against you.

Something I've been teaching people of late....people who are too trusting/nice and keep getting walked on....a lot of them do it because of their religious beliefs....I say to them....God doesn't approve of your methods. God himself is going to judge people and send a bunch to heaven and a bunch to hell isn't he? He's going to separate the worthy from the unworthy, right? So you have to learn to likewise discriminate with people around you. Whether strangers or friends. Only those who are worthy of your love and kindness should you trust and welcome closer, be generous and kind to. And those who don't earn it, who show they're unworthy of you, send them to heckin'g hell.

This post has length but no girth.

Girls judge you on the buldge in your pants

The size of your wallet

Free meth.

Tatts help.

Always ballin ain't got a hope in hell. All that crying reduces hormones. Leads to less buldge. First he needs to harden up

He is to unstable for meth and tatts will make him cry.

He is a mummy's boy. Best advice is he hits sites older women frequent.

 

[M Malice]

People are over rated.

 

[the_interloper]

i am a loser and i have no friends

help me

Go to a gym or start a martial art, get some confidence first, the rest will follow.

 

[mr bagcroft]

People are over rated.

People are mostly campaigners. Sorry, its true.
Modern day society is turning us into a pack of arseholes.
There is the exceptions of course.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

People are over rated.

Any luck at the supermarket on the weekend?

I scored at pool. First she seduced me in the lane next to me. It's really erotic when they swim under you.

Then followed me into the sauna where a beach vollyballer got in on the hormones and sealed the deal for me. Lay on the bottom bench under me with her hips flexed in those things they wear. Then started flexing and stretching. The vollyballer about five ten.

In the change rooms I sent the swimmer dik pics and she sent back nudes. Turns out she bats both ways

Then we went down maslins for nude yoga.

Good weekend

So I suppose what I'm getting at is keep fit. No belly

 

[M Malice]

Any luck at the supermarket on the weekend?

I scored at pool. First she seduced me in the lane next to me. It's really erotic when they swim under you.

Then followed me into the sauna where a beach vollyballer got in on the hormones and sealed the deal for me. Lay on the bottom bench under me with her hips flexed in those things they wear. Then started flexing and stretching. The vollyballer about five ten.

In the change rooms I sent the swimmer dik pics and she sent back nudes. Turns out she bats both ways

Then we went down maslins for nude yoga.

Good weekend

So I suppose what I'm getting at is keep fit. No belly

I live in an inner Brisbane suburb and live walking distance to the supermarket so I do small shops multiple times a week, no luck yet, I spend lots of time in the fruit & vege isles squeezing melons.

Funny you mention yoga because I do it a few times a week, I'm retired so go during the day on a week day, lots of bored young housewives and female uni students bending, stretching and contorting their bodies in miraculous erotic ways. No luck there either.

I have zero gut although I am in no way muscle bound, I'd describe myself as lithe, toned and wiry. Not built like a block of granite more a 6 foot tall strip of carbon fiber.

Swimming is boring.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

.

Swimming is boring.

The girls you are looking for are quite intelligent and caring. They pick up a certain type of guy regular. They are not looking for long-term. They're looking for a lover. They know what they want when you're an older guy

Swimming is the best exercise. It's lifts hormone levels like nothing else when you have a diet to suit. It also builds the stamina required for along sex sessions. This is what these girls want. The ones who want wham bam thank you Mama, are looking for something different and from younger men or women with strap ons.

There is many tangents to what makes a woman hot for you. She feels all things before her brain kicks in. Just like guys.

 

[M Malice]

The girls you are looking for are quite intelligent and caring. They pick up a certain type of guy regular. They are not looking for long-term. They're looking for a lover. They know what they want when you're an older guy

Swimming is the best exercise. It's lifts hormone levels like nothing else when you have a diet to suit. It also builds the stamina required for along sex sessions. This is what these girls want. The ones who want wham bam thank you Mama, are looking for something different and from younger men or women with strap ons.

There is many tangents to what makes a woman hot for you. She feels all things before her brain kicks in. Just like guys.

Thanks, is this insider knowledge? Do you have a vagina or penis and how old are you?

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Thanks, is this insider knowledge? Do you have a vagina or penis and how old are you?

Just like gene Simmons and gg I can have all the vaginas I want

Sad thing is I only want one. Shes precious.

So to all you guys whose women has cheated. Study him because if they know what I know. She's still a keeper just had to get a taste of a lover and not a fighter. Her subcouncious was penetrated by a vibrational force the Disney movies programmed into her.