How Good could Clarke Be?

[Cyclops]

This beat-up about Martin Clarke is quite unreasonable. We mustn't start celebrating until he's kicked his first 200 goals. That should be about round 5 of next year.

Is he fat?

No but apparently someone's been taking bites out of his legs.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Fantastic read so far

 

[FIGJAM]

No but apparently someone's been taking bites out of his legs.

It was Neil Balme.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Clarke is now a new sponsor of the club, being the 1000th sponsor within the last 10 years, earning him a major reward, which is still unknown. Mick Malthouse showed off the new sponsor today

 

[Murray]

That is an irrelevant prerequisite to describing the wonders that Martin Clarke brings to the football field.

We all know his wizardry at a fundamental level of transcendence. In a way, we've always known it!

He is a genius.

E=mc2.
Excitement = Martin Clarke to the power of himself!

Testify!!!!!!

Can't argue with stats combined with the power of prayer

 

[Jabso]

He is and will be crap.

Oh how sweet this s going to be-getting you back for years of abuse regarding the O'hAilpins

You don't understand.
Let's use a picture to illustrate for you Carltonites.

The kitten = the O'hAilpins
Man with gun = Martin Clarke

 

[jimmy35]

He will be as good as he wants to be.

 

[PieLebo87]

Im starting a petition for the removal of Buckley and Mick Malthouse from Collingwood as it is more appropriate for Clarke to be Captain Coach.
Who here will sign this petition?

 

[RetiredWombat]

I googled Martin Clarke...just to get an indication of what this "absolute gun" has achieved in his short yet fruitful time on this planet.
Allow me to share the results with you....

-Grandmaster Sombo Wrestler, 8th Dan Judo, 6th Dan Jiu Jitsu
-Professor of Geographic Modelling at Leeds University
-Chief Executive GMAP Ltd
-PhD History Cambridge University
-Actor: was in Black Adder
-Owner of 'Martin Clarke Insurance Services'
-Plays the Organ
-City Councillor for 'Worcester'
-Motorcycle Racer
-Filmmaker, sound artist, composer
-Artist (painter)
-Police Officer
-Music critic & author
-Croquet player
-Gaelic footballer

Seems like we have another 'Michelangelo' coming our way.
Could be the first Quadruple Brownlow Medalist !

 

[spoljar]

News Flash - He has just rescued an entire family from a burning blaze shrugging the 'hero status' off by saying that it was just apart of his normal pre season training routine!

In there no end to what this kid can do???

 

[spoljar]

PS - Can someone please ban 'Dave the Man' from starting up another Clarke thread!

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Could be the first Quadruple Brownlow Medalist !

I assume you mean by Year 4?

Clearly the only thing that will stop Him from winning a Brownlow is not actually playing in the AFL in that particular season, and even then he'll give it a good shake.

 

[barwick]

my sources inside the club say he will easily be better than judd. they also tell me he is quicker than davey around the ground, tougher than pickett and stronger in the marking contests than the bigger players like j.brown and barry hall. they have also alluded to him being handed the captaincy in 2008. they are also very happy with the odds they are currently getting for him through private bookmakers for the brownlow next year.

Easily better than judd, sources at the club could tell you anything and you would believe it, lets just hope he can be a very good footballer.

 

[FIGJAM]

PS - Can someone please ban 'Dave the Man' from starting up another Clarke thread!

No.

.

 

[Furn]

Who are you talking about here i thought this was about tim clarke

 

[bren_gc]

Who are you talking about here i thought this was about tim clarke

We are talking about the great feats one man has achieved in his life. So what made you think even for a second we were talking about tim clarke?

We are of coarse talking about martin clarke. the irish wonder kid. i'm suprised you haven't heard of him. as you can see he isan amazing person.

 

[Cool hand]

No wonder we cop so much crap from everyone!
Chris Judd or better? CHRIS JUDD OR BETTER???? Are you retarted or what?
He hasn't even played the game yet, Jesus F Christ! Even if he is gonna be a great player, you're comparing him to Chris F**ing Judd!!!
This is why everyone loves giving us ****. We think our whole list is superior to everyone elses...

Well said, you don't deserve to be a colliwabble

 

[Palmer Stoat]

No wonder we cop so much crap from everyone!
Chris Judd or better? CHRIS JUDD OR BETTER???? Are you retarted or what?
He hasn't even played the game yet, Jesus F Christ! Even if he is gonna be a great player, you're comparing him to Chris F**ing Judd!!!
This is why everyone loves giving us ****. We think our whole list is superior to everyone elses...

Is that bad?

Depending on its meaning, I, for one, probably wouldn't object to being 'retarted'.

 

[ernie burger]

who is clarke?

 

[RustyG]

who is clarke?

He is a mild mannered reporter for The Daily Planet until someone is in trouble.
He then races into the nearest clubrooms,and changes into
"Super Clarke",splendidly dressed in Black and White with the Collingwood flag as his cape.

 

[derro]

awesome clarkes our new tom davidson

 

[spoljar]

He is a mild mannered reporter for The Daily Planet until someone is in trouble.
He then races into the nearest clubrooms,and changes into
"Super Clarke",splendidly dressed in Black and White with the Collingwood flag as his cape.

You also forgot to mention that Clarke is so good, that Collingwood will only have 14 players on their list next season! He will be our entire spine and own the entire ground from post to post! Not to mention that they are seriously looking at making him a Player/Coach, CEO and even President in his spare time!

 

[FIGJAM]

awesome clarkes our new tom davidson

He's punched out far more taxi drivers than Tom Davidson!

He is Irish you know.

 

[Jabso]

Bad news for Collingwood . Martin Clarke has announced at the end of his two year contract he will break off and form his own team, the Martin Clarke football club, sources inside the MCFC say that they are thinking of starting a revoloution in this sport. The MCFC would have the AFL by the balls, they can't afford to lose Clarke. Rumour is the new football code is to be called MartinClarkeBall.

 

[JOELY]

i don't know about you guys but i'm more than happy to give collingwood the flick in favour of this new team.