Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[bh90210fan]

The best young group of players in the league?

Hardly a list of bad players.

After 9 years youve built yourself a pop gun midfield, complemented by the worst forward line in the comp and a defence featuring 2 times delisted spud Corey Wagner.

Youre so far removed from reality that you’re actually celebrating having Jeremy Sharp walking into your best 22! You need to step back and realise that ain’t a good thing.

We got hold of Brockman who has actually shown he can play at the level after finishing dead last and none of us have even raised an eyebrow. It should concern you the situation you’re finding yourselves in right now.

 

[bh90210fan]

AFL to overhaul draft on father-sons, academy picks

The AFL will overhaul the national draft to force clubs to pay a fairer market rate to secure father-son or academy players.

www.theage.com.au

Good news if you have a few 1st rounders in your pocket in the not too distant future. Won’t help anyone for next year though unfortunately.

 

[King Huskii]

Hi Dan aka Wambat

 

[TazHawk15]

Hi Wambat oops, I mean bh90210fan.

How’s things Spoon Boy?

 

[bh90210fan]

Hi Dan aka Wambat

You miss him, don’t you

 

[bh90210fan]

Hi Wambat oops, I mean bh90210fan.

How’s things Spoon Boy?

 

[TazHawk15]

You miss me don’t you

That’s funny.

 

[bh90210fan]

That’s funny.

 

[King Huskii]

So it is you

 

[bh90210fan]

So it is you

You still crying over Dan? Don’t live with mashing regret, try just walking away next time

 

[King Huskii]

You still crying over Dan? Don’t live with mashing regret, try just walking away next time

Cool story bro

You really do suck just like your list manager

 

[bh90210fan]

Cool story bro

You really do suck just like your list manager

Oh wow, you made a post without mentioning Dan.

Well done im proud of you

 

[King Huskii]

Oh wow, you made a post without mentioning Dan.

Well done im proud of you

As proud as your list manager, managing 1 pick inside 30 and wc are at the bottom of their rebuild.

What a waste

 

[Tandy]

Peter Bell is an angry little ant and makes the club worse.

 

[MadMundy]

After 9 years youve built yourself a pop gun midfield, complemented by the worst forward line in the comp and a defence featuring 2 times delisted spud Corey Wagner.

Youre so far removed from reality that you’re actually celebrating having Jeremy Sharp walking into your best 22! You need to step back and realise that ain’t a good thing.

We got hold of Brockman who has actually shown he can play at the level after finishing dead last and none of us have even raised an eyebrow. It should concern you the situation you’re finding yourselves in right now.

It's not concerning because Sharp is already an upgrade on Henry.

Brayshaw, Serong, Young, Amiss, Chapman, Jackson, Darcy, Cox, Johnson and to a lesser extent Erasmus would get a game in any club.

If you don't think that's a good young core then you don't understand football, you objectively don't know much if you don't think those are good players to build the club around. Every club would go after all of those players if they could.

Brockman is a decent signing, but he's not going to do much. Like I've said before, the only truly good signing you made was Reid, the rest aren't going to do anything for you.

 

[bh90210fan]

As proud as your list manager, managing 1 pick inside 30 and wc are at the bottom of their rebuild.

What a waste

How proud’ s your list manager after finishing at the ass end of the ladder and managing 0 picks inside 30?

 

[MadMundy]

How proud’ s your list manager after finishing at the ass end of the ladder and managing 0 picks inside 30?

You say that as if 90% of our best players don't come from outside the top 30.

 

[bh90210fan]

You say that as if 90% of our best players don't come from outside the top 30.

And you wonder why you’re still going nowhere after 9 years

 

[bh90210fan]

It's not concerning because Sharp is already an upgrade on Henry.

Brayshaw, Serong, Young, Amiss, Chapman, Jackson, Darcy, Cox, Johnson and to a lesser extent Erasmus would get a game in any club.

If you don't think that's a good young core then you don't understand football, you objectively don't know much if you don't think those are good players to build the club around. Every club would go after all of those players if they could.

Brockman is a decent signing, but he's not going to do much. Like I've said before, the only truly good signing you made was Reid, the rest aren't going to do anything for you.

Multiple clubs actually wanted to get Henry on their books, Sharp was scraped off the scrap heap. He’s no upgrade.

Erasmus wouldn’t be getting a game at any club for crying out loud, he contributes to the opposition’s score more than his own team’s most weeks if he’s lucky to get selected at all and is primed to cop the Henry treatment from next season if he continues the way he’s going.

Johnson, no. He played a full season in the reserves last year for Peel and his stats don’t even stand up to Clay Hall’s. He ain’t getting games at any club, lol.

The rest of the core are decent players but all together they have next to no hurt factor. It’s death by a thousand cuts with your pop gun midfield and Amiss is the only decent forward you’ve got running around up front.

Youve got a wave of teams who’ve swarmed past you guys now and with the list you’ve got it’s hard to see you reaching higher than middle of the table for the near future. No wonder fans are expected to drop off again for you guys.

 

[Madas]

Multiple clubs actually wanted to get Henry on their books, Sharp was scraped off the scrap heap. He’s no upgrade.

Erasmus wouldn’t be getting a game at any club for crying out loud, he contributes to the opposition’s score more than his own team’s most weeks if he’s lucky to get selected at all and is primed to cop the Henry treatment from next season if he continues the way he’s going.

Johnson, no. He played a full season in the reserves last year for Peel and his stats don’t even stand up to Clay Hall’s. He ain’t getting games at any club, lol.

The rest of the core are decent players but all together they have next to no hurt factor. It’s death by a thousand cuts with your pop gun midfield and Amiss is the only decent forward you’ve got running around up front.

Youve got a wave of teams who’ve swarmed past you guys now and with the list you’ve got it’s hard to see you reaching higher than middle of the table for the near future. No wonder fans are expected to drop off again for you guys.

Why you watch Freo if you hate them so much Bev?
You seem to know a lot about their team ?!

Closet Fan like Dan ?

Man that guy had some weird shit in his closet, hope that’s the only thing you’ve got in common with your ultimate master and poster boy .
I do wonder sometimes though

 

[bh90210fan]

Why you watch Freo if you hate them so much Bev?
You seem to know a lot about their team ?!

Closet Fan like Dan ?

Man that guy had some weird s**t in his closet, hope that’s the only thing you’ve got in common with your ultimate master and poster boy .
I do wonder sometimes though

I watch them for the comedy of course

30 years and the laughs just keep getting better!

 

[bh90210fan]

No more complaining Cockburn crew, we both get Harley’s on the back page today

 

[King Huskii]

Multiple clubs actually wanted to get Henry on their books, Sharp was scraped off the scrap heap. He’s no upgrade.

Erasmus wouldn’t be getting a game at any club for crying out loud, he contributes to the opposition’s score more than his own team’s most weeks if he’s lucky to get selected at all and is primed to cop the Henry treatment from next season if he continues the way he’s going.

Johnson, no. He played a full season in the reserves last year for Peel and his stats don’t even stand up to Clay Hall’s. He ain’t getting games at any club, lol.

The rest of the core are decent players but all together they have next to no hurt factor. It’s death by a thousand cuts with your pop gun midfield and Amiss is the only decent forward you’ve got running around up front.

Youve got a wave of teams who’ve swarmed past you guys now and with the list you’ve got it’s hard to see you reaching higher than middle of the table for the near future. No wonder fans are expected to drop off again for you guys.

NFI this kid

 

[bh90210fan]

NFI this kid

Got any reports out this preseason yet?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Got any reports out this preseason yet?

So says cut/paste West (coast) Australian poster.

You believe everything you read in that paper? You post a lot from it.