Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Geoff]

Pretty typical of a Wet Toast Flog to have no consideration that other people might like different things and that their high and mighty opinion is the only one that matters
Bunch of Fart Sniffing Flogs

(Put that in your Ryhmes when you take down Queen Bev Huskii )

As a matter of fact I suggest that given this thread has got so mind numbingly boring listening to Bev and Parksys drivel we enter into an online rap battle
Mods could be judges
Loser joins Dan in the Bin

What say you Geoff ?
Your recipes are fantastic but I think we need take it up a notch with these Lathlain try hards .

This could take me a while but I’ll come up with something
Used to do this with my kids , Waz funny as , most of the time I got owned but

Anything that sinks this pile of poo into the BigFooty sewer I fully support, if it’s RAP go for it.



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[Electronic_Renaissance]

Surely it has to go down in Armadale

However the chances of any of us leaving there in one piece are slim

Probably a bigger audience in Northbridge though

My initial thoughts were Armadale train station, get all the people there. But isn't there some sort of shut down? That is why the Northbridge Piazza would be ideal. It will go down as the Battle of the Bay.

 

[Madas]

My initial thoughts were Armadale train station, get all the people there. But isn't there some sort of shut down? That is why the Northbridge Piazza would be ideal. It will go down as the Battle of the Bay.

True that

Battle of the Bridge it is

Good vs Evil
East vs West
Purple Passion vs Yellow Skid Stains

Will be one for the ages
DanWa , if you are out there stalking I hope to see you there in Bevs corner

 

[King Huskii]

True that

Battle of the Bridge it is

Good vs Evil
East vs West
Purple Passion vs Yellow Skid Stains

Will be one for the ages
DanWa , if you are out there stalking I hope to see you there in Bevs corner

I'll battle wherever

Armadale Jull Street aka Nightmare at Jull Street would be preferable however that might not fly with these rich fly boys.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I'll battle wherever

Armadale Jull Street aka Nightmare at Jull Street would be preferable however that might not fly with these rich fly boys.

Sounds perfect. I'm sure Beverly will have his body guards.

 

[King Huskii]

Sounds perfect. I'm sure Beverly will have his body guards.

Dan and Telly Tubby

 

[Madas]

I'll battle wherever

Armadale Jull Street aka Nightmare at Jull Street would be preferable however that might not fly with these rich fly boys.

Don’t reckon Bev would venture much past Mosman Park without doing a little wee in her Bloomers

 

[Tandy]

I think he should start qtr rolling his long sleeve shirts again, maybe that will turn this shit truck around

 

[bh90210fan]

I'll battle wherever

Armadale Jull Street aka Nightmare at Jull Street would be preferable however that might not fly with these rich fly boys.

You’re serious when you say you’re in your 40’s?

 

[Trouto]

Not much, you're too scared to go to Armadale.

me too - aint we all?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

You’re serious when you say you’re in your 40’s?

It's a rap battle. You will come to no physical harm from King Huskii so you don't need to worry about how ripped he is.

As for the crowd, can't guarantee anything.

 

[bh90210fan]

It's a rap battle. You will come to no physical harm from King Huskii so you don't need to worry about how ripped he is.

As for the crowd, can't guarantee anything.

 

[bh90210fan]

When you’re a club in a rebuild, you’ve got to do a bit of moving and shaking. Get busy, be proactive, get on the front foot and you can turn things around in no time as is a hallmark of West Coast’s AFL journey so far.

We don’t **** around. We don’t stay down.

Just look at our offseason appointments this offseason;

Don Pyke
Daisy Pearce
Harley Reid

and solid trade targets in

Matt Flynn
Tyler Brockman

Ticked every box on the list.

Now compare that to Cockburn. With more experience rebuilding than just about every other club they still can’t manage to get it right. Going into their 9th year they’ve ended up

Minus required players in

Lachie Shultz
Liam Henry
Joel Hamling

29

Joel Hamling

Age

32

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.8

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.0

3star

While only gaining

Jeremy Sharp who no one else wanted

That offseason has just sent the rebuild back even further.

No wonder their fans are jumping off.

 

[Geoff]

I note the word MASHER has popped up again, Beverley chucking it around with Gay Abandon. It’s got me thinking, what a great word for a RAP, anyone want to have a shot?

Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash
Bev’s a spud, Bev’s a spud, A dirty bird spud
Spuds aplenty at Bishopsgate, Bev’s one many
Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash




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[bh90210fan]

I note the word MASHER has popped up again, Beverley chucking it around with Gay Abandon. It’s got me thinking, what a great word for a RAP, anyone want to have a shot?

Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash
Bev’s a spud, Bev’s a spud, A dirty bird spud
Spuds aplenty at Bishopsgate, Bev’s one many
Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash, Beverley Mash




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Here’s a spud getting mashed on a footy field



Lovely melt btw

 

[King Huskii]

It's a rap battle. You will come to no physical harm from King Huskii so you don't need to worry about how ripped he is.

As for the crowd, can't guarantee anything.

I don't bash wimps aka bh90210fan

 

[King Huskii]

You’re serious when you say you’re in your 40’s?

Yep

 

[bh90210fan]

Yep

Do the kids all laugh at you to your face when you rock up to ‘Armadale Jull Street aka Nightmare at Jull Street’, or do they do it amongst themselves behind your back?

 

[bh90210fan]

I don't bash wimps aka bh90210fan

Weren’t supposed to quote an apparent Amiss post I made somewhere Masher you unit?

 

[King Huskii]

Weren’t supposed to quote an apparent Amiss post I made somewhere Masher you unit?

Later

 

[King Huskii]

Do the kids all laugh at you to your face when you rock up to ‘Armadale Jull Street aka Nightmare at Jull Street’, or do they do it amongst themselves behind your back?

You are a tripper

 

[bh90210fan]

Later

You can apologise now and admit you have NFI as usual if you like Masher.

 

[bh90210fan]

You are a tripper

Hanging out with teenagers pretending you’re a gangsta from the streets of Harlem ain’t normal for a middle aged man you know Masher.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Hanging out with teenagers pretending you’re a gangsta from the streets of Harlem ain’t normal for a middle aged man you know Masher.

It's Compton you fool. The basketball team is from Harlem.

 

[bh90210fan]

It's Compton you fool. The basketball team is from Harlem.