Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Madas]

Damn, just point to your anus where West Coast has hurt you.

We aren’t here to discuss my anus thanks very much .
I understand it’s probably easy to draw a parallel with WC flogs and anus’ but mine is pure and sacrosanct I’ll have you know .

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

We aren’t here to discuss my anus thanks very much.

Boring. Shall we turn the direction of the fred anyway, just for some humour?

 

[Madas]

Boring. Shall we turn the direction of the fred anyway, just for some humour?

Genuinely Lol but nah

 

[bzparkes]

Damn, just point to your anus where West Coast has hurt you.

When they turn-coated and we went on to win more flags.

Biggest regret of their lives yet they blame WCE for their s**t decision.

 

[tonygeeks]

4 year deal for a 29 year old

Hawfs are paying some of it though. Unsure how much or for how long though

Mesc tonygeeks ?

Hawks paying all of it for the first year and then us for the rest of it

Maybe you could give Freo some pointers in regards to mandatory daily drug testing for Bell and co


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[tonygeeks]

If Ross gets a flag this year with that rabble that was St Kilda then Fremantle should just quit.

20,000 posts of utter s**t and you’ve finally hit on one

HUZZAR


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[DanWA]

Hawks paying all of it for the first year and then us for the rest of it

Maybe you could give Freo some pointers in regards to mandatory daily drug testing for Bell and co


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You reckon Bellend's on drugs?

Can't be any worse than what Huskii was on for the pre season reporting

 

[bzparkes]

You reckon Bellend's on drugs?

Can't be any worse than what Huskii was on for the pre season reporting

Huskii's pre-season predictions:

Huskii now:

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

20,000 posts of utter s**t and you’ve finally hit on one

HUZZAR

But even you could appreciate the ironic humour in that one, yeah… …I mean c’mon, I know Freo have survived some utter shitstorms but it would be very difficult to continue on after one of that magnitude.

How would you face your members & sponsors after that and expect them to give you more money? It’d be easier to just call it a day and self cancel.

No surer sign that it was the scapegoated coach who was the problem, it was the club itself.

 

[Freomaniac]

Serious question. When longmanure gets the arse, who replaces??

Could be anyone from Don Pyke to ken Hinkley

 

[bh90210fan]

Should have given this thread the Nostradamus tag from day 1.

 

[DanWA]

Should have given this thread the Nostradamus tag from day 1.

It's had one a few times

Going to be bitter sweet when Mesc and co have to come back on bennys

 

[DanWA]

Could be anyone from Don Pyke to ken Hinkley

Are you a Pyke fan or would you prefer Hinkley

Hinkley went in dry on Rossy last night. Longmanure doesn't have any fire in him at all

He probably puts the players to sleep

 

[DanWA]

But even you could appreciate the ironic humour in that one, yeah… …I mean c’mon, I know Freo have survived some utter shitstorms but it would be very difficult to continue on after one of that magnitude.

How would you face your members & sponsors after that and expect them to give you more money? It’d be easier to just call it a day and self cancel.

No surer sign that it was the scapegoated coach who was the problem, it was the club itself.

The only time Cockburn has ever been relevant was when Ross the Boss told them all to GAGF and he did his own thing

He got them to their first Grand Final by ignoring the losers from the board to the fans

The losing culture is deeply embedded in Cockburn. Too much Soufs nuffies

 

[bh90210fan]

It's had one a few times

Going to be bitter sweet when Mesc and co have to come back on bennys

Yeah I remember it had one for a while. I remember the Cockburn crew cried about it until it got replaced.

Then it got stickied and treated with the respect it deserved and the Cockburners cried even harder and ran away.

 

[DanWA]

Longmanure continues the record of 1st quarter losses

Even we beat him

Also he's coaching from the bench again so Bellend has the box to himself

 

[DanWA]

Amiss 4 dropped marks as our key forward isn’t very promising for today

bh90210fan

 

[DanWA]

3 goals to half time with 1 of them being a gift from the classic 3 years of umpire assistance Cockburn has received

This is the exciting top 4 footy Cockburn fans pay to see

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Anyone who thinks it is JUST Longmuir is deluded.

There is something else going on. I have no idea what.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Did Jackson do something cool?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Junktime Jye

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Did Jackson do something cool?

I think he took a mark or picked the ball off the ground.

Pretty cool. Have you ever tried picking a ball off the ground? Only the elite can do it.

 

[The Sultan]

Did Jackson do something cool?

got Melbourne two high picks in the first two rounds next years draft.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

I think he took a mark or picked the ball off the ground.

Pretty cool. Have you ever tried picking a ball off the ground? Only the elite can do it.

Nah I can’t do that man.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Nah I can’t do that man.

Neither can I. Perhaps if I was a full time footballer. Oh, wait.. Perhaps he is just a volunteer.