Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Trouto]

Fyfe > Shuey

Shuey premierships - 1

Fyfe premierships - 0

same goes for Norm Smith medals

 

[Trouto]

Bill Clinton approves

 

[bh90210fan]

Crippa OG > Crippa lite

 

[King Huskii]

Crippa OG > Crippa lite

Carlton West Coast

 

[bh90210fan]

Carlton West Coast

Oh that’s right you guys have Crippa extra lite

 

[King Huskii]

Oh that’s right you guys have Crippa extra lite

We don't have any Cripps

You talking nonese again

 

[bh90210fan]

We don't have any Cripps

You talking nonese again

Yeah you guys got the Bali rip off

 

[King Huskii]

Yeah you guys got the Bali rip off

You can't even stick to facts

 

[bh90210fan]

You can't even stick to facts

Yeah Masher, we went through this. Presented the facts which showed your best small forward couldn’t match Cripps’ output last year while playing in a team which hardly had the ball up it’s end all season.

Its just that you’ve been hammering the pipe so hard for so long you’re too fried to remember.

 

[Demons09]

The dildos from Mineral Resources deflecting again another decade of this to come.

 

[bh90210fan]

The dildos from Mineral Resources deflecting again another decade of this to come.

We’re not Failmantle m7

 

[King Huskii]

Yeah Masher, we went through this. Presented the facts which showed your best small forward couldn’t match Cripps’ output last year while playing in a team which hardly had the ball up it’s end all season.

Its just that you’ve been hammering the pipe so hard for so long you’re too fried to remember.

Yeah I remember and it sux that your small forwards suck. Any club would prefer Shultz Switta and Walters plus Freddy to your smalls made up of Crippa light and the crew.

 

[Freomaniac]

Yet Jack Darling would be Cockburn's 2nd best ever forward since 1995

No he actually wouldnt.

Dont get me wrong, Jack Darling has kicked 494 goals in his career. Should finish between 550-600 goals but the end of his career. I think he will play on until 2025, maybe 2026.

But he wouldnt kick 300-350 goals at freo anyway due to bad midfield delivery partially of our 2016-2021 rebuild.

 

[Freomaniac]

Look if DanWA thinks the eagles are not tanking or bad, they are just injured. Then they are. lol

 

[Freomaniac]

We’ll only be without McGovern, Barrass, Hurn, Edwards, Jones and Cole down back this week so we’re in good shape.

would you bring zac dawson in the mid season draft? lol

 

[Trouto]

No he actually wouldnt.

Dont get me wrong, Jack Darling has kicked 494 goals in his career. Should finish between 550-600 goals but the end of his career. I think he will play on until 2025, maybe 2026.

But he wouldnt kick 300-350 goals at freo anyway due to bad midfield delivery partially of our 2016-2021 rebuild.

Very true, also, Jack, for the majority of his career, was behind Kennedy, getting the second defender. At Freo he would have been #1 which would have harmed his output even more

 

[King Huskii]

Very true, also, Jack, for the majority of his career, was behind Kennedy, getting the second defender. At Freo he would have been #1 which would have harmed his output even more

Nah Pav would have been

He's superior

 

[Freomaniac]

Very true, also, Jack, for the majority of his career, was behind Kennedy, getting the second defender. At Freo he would have been #1 which would have harmed his output even more

And I agree.

 

[Trouto]

Nah Pav would have been

He's superior

Well so was Tony Modra, whats your point? They played in different times

 

[JoseMourinho]

If I paid you money, would you scrub out the bad smell out of the west coast men's list? LoL.

Because the current eagles squad looks like and smells like a pile of poo?

Carson Dial and Electronic_Renaissance would you do it for money if you were unemployed? LoL

Or would that look bad on your resume?

What about you JoseMourinho ? LoL

Sorry, my soul is sold to Roman.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Oh god, Eagles have their own Fremantle "Anchor" now. The West Coast "dildo"

 

[Freomaniac]

Sorry, my soul is sold to Roman.

sorry about the Europa league final loss. I wouldnt minded had Roma Beat Sevilla

 

[DanWA]

Wonder where that leaves Cox, Schultz etc

Natalie took a big cut like Nic Nat did

That's a lot of cap to have tied up between your main and backup ruck!

 

[DanWA]

Geelong has reportedly offered Fremantle ruckman Sean Darcy

4

Sean Darcy

Age

27

Ht

203cm

Wt

111kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

28.8

5star

D

6.8

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

4.8

3star

CL

1.8

4star

HO

20.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

6.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

HO

32.0

5star

$1 million per season over five years.
Darcy is a restricted free agent at the end of 2024

Over to you Cockburn!

 

[DanWA]

Cockburn is able to match being a RFA

Could get them back into the draft otherwise