Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[bh90210fan]

I give you guys a break from time to time because I know you gonna finish last

Must be hard after the West said Darling was tthd loooooool

Put down the pipe son. No one can decipher these crackhead responses.

Next time your team goes to shit try not to run off like a little weasel. I thought you were supposed to be some hardcore gangster?

 

[King Huskii]

Put down the pipe son. No one can decipher these crackhead responses.

Next time your team goes to s**t try not to run off like a little weasel. I thought you were supposed to be some hardcore gangster?

I was giving you a break from owning you

Even Hawks are going in hot favourites to beat West coast looooooool

 

[bh90210fan]

I was giving you a break from owning you

Even Hawks are going in hot favourites to beat West coast looooooool

More like you were too ashamed to show your face around after your preseason pump ups and ‘expert’ predictions

 

[bzparkes]

More like you were too ashamed to show your face around after your preseason pump ups and ‘expert’ predictions

Just look under the nearest rock after a Dorkers loss, you'll find him there.

 

[bh90210fan]

Just look under the nearest rock after a Dorkers loss, you'll find him there.

Poor bloke owned himself pretty hard so far this year.

So hard even his own board’s posters were giving it to him.

 

[King Huskii]

Poor bloke owned himself pretty hard so far this year.

So hard even his own board’s posters were giving it to him.

Which ones? You live on Freos board yet you can't name one

 

[King Huskii]

Just look under the nearest rock after a Dorkers loss, you'll find him there.

Unlike you who openly watched kids shows with your boyfriend after wc losses

 

[bzparkes]

Unlike you who openly watched kids shows with your boyfriend after wc losses

Is your favourite movie Avatar? Because you seem to have a hard-on for mine.

 

[King Huskii]

Is your favourite movie Avatar? Because you seem to have a hard-on for mine.

Why are you guys so obsessed with telly tubbies? You probably dress as them when you are getting ready for bed

 

[bh90210fan]

Which ones? You live on Freos board yet you can't name one

Anyone out of the mountain of posters on your board who caused you to spit the dummy so much that you threatened to stop sharing your ‘expert’ training reports.

 

[King Huskii]

Anyone out of the mountain of posters on your board who caused you to spit the dummy so much that you threatened to stop sharing your ‘expert’ training reports.

Yet not one direct criticism of me

You can't even name or quote one poster

Jog on

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Is your favourite movie Avatar? Because you seem to have a hard-on for mine.

I like Avatar. Really like it.

 

[bh90210fan]

Yet not one direct criticism of me

You can't even name or quote one poster

Jog on

You did take a lot of offence for someone who wasn’t criticised

Might be a good idea to tone it down a little next time around. Especially if you’ve got train ons kicking goal of the year in your match sims.

 

[King Huskii]

You did take a lot of offence for someone who wasn’t criticised

Might be a good idea to tone it down a little next time around. Especially if you’ve got train ons kicking goal of the year in your match sims.

Nah not at all

You've got your entire side training awesome during preseason yet can't win a game during normal season

How was I offended? You as usual are makithings up.

 

[bh90210fan]

Nah not at all

You've got your entire side training awesome during preseason yet can't win a game during normal season

How was I offended? You as usual are makithings up.

Well we didn’t have half our squad sitting on the sidelines in preseason and I wasn’t posting training reports blowing smoke up our own asses and making ‘expert’ predictions of finishing top 4. I know if I saw train ons beat up on our senior guys that I wouldn’t be overly excited by it.

Sounds like you got a bit carried away and whipped those purple posters into a hell of a frenzy judging by the reactions over there. I knew you would’ve gone overboard with enthusiasm with whatever you were writing when you tagged me just to say Amiss kicked one in a scratchy like it was some monstrous achievement.

Good on you for going to the effort of doing the reports. I sure appreciate the guys who write them on our board.

Hopefully you take onboard some of your fellow poster’s criticisms and learn from the humiliation to help you prepare for next year.

 

[King Huskii]

Well we didn’t have half our squad sitting on the sidelines in preseason and I wasn’t posting training reports blowing smoke up our own asses and making ‘expert’ predictions of finishing top 4. I know if I saw train ons beat up on our senior guys that I wouldn’t be overly excited by it.

Sounds like you got a bit carried away and whipped those purple posters into a hell of a frenzy judging by the reactions over there. I knew you would’ve gone overboard with enthusiasm with whatever you were writing when you tagged me just to say Amiss kicked one in a scratchy like it was some monstrous achievement.

Good on you for going to the effort of doing the reports. I sure appreciate the guys who write them on our board.

Hopefully you take onboard some of your fellow poster’s criticisms and learn from the humiliation to help you prepare for next year.

You were quoting west Australian articles about how awesome they appear at training

Then reality set in

 

[bh90210fan]

You were quoting west Australian articles about how awesome they appear at training

Then reality set in

I said we’d finish bottom 6.

And you guys 10 - 12.

Trust the expert.

 

[King Huskii]

I said we’d finish bottom 6.

And you guys 10 - 12.

Trust the expert.

Bottom 6. You won't finish higher than 17th.

Try 18th

It's like me saying Geelong will finish between 1st and 18th. That's hardly a prediction

 

[bh90210fan]

Bottom 6. You won't finish higher than 17th.

Try 18th

It's like me saying Geelong will finish between 1st and 18th. That's hardly a prediction

I notice you’ve left out my preseason prediction of 10 - 12 for Cockburn

Trust the expert.

 

[King Huskii]

I notice you’ve left out my preseason prediction of 10 - 12 for Cockburn

Trust the expert.

Hmmmmm maybe because you're not an expert

You make sumich look credible

 

[DanWA]

Hmmmmm maybe because you're not an expert

You make sumich look credible

Your preseason reporting makes sumich credible

 

[DanWA]

Game Day for Longmanure against a depleted Geelong at home

Will Longmanure get his usual dose of massive umpire carry and umpire goal supply?

 

[King Huskii]

Your preseason reporting makes sumich credible

Nah he's as vile as you

 

[NetworkNerd]

Game Day for Longmanure against a depleted Geelong at home

Will Longmanure get his usual dose of massive umpire carry and umpire goal supply?

If they are fair dinkum they will win or be competitive.

If not they will get done by 43 points

 

[Freomaniac]

Game Day for Longmanure against a depleted Geelong at home

Will Longmanure get his usual dose of massive umpire carry and umpire goal supply?

That's the spirit