Humphrey B Bear? MOVED - MATERIAL FOR THE MUSTARD POT

[Flamin Joe]

I've heard rumours that he is unhappy at Channel Nine and wishes to be traded.

Handy player, good overhead mark, good around packs but there are question marks over his fitness and has potential weight issues (which his manager denies).

Now I know he's had a few off field "incidents" over the years, but I think he is worth a punt. Chuck him in the goal sqaure and give him the entire sqaure to work with Buddy and Roughy leading out from the pockets and we'll be unstoppable in 2010.

So what do you think?

Humphrey B Bear on the Footy Show

 

[Thorgils]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

I think he would get 'done' for holding a lot.

I mean look how much holding he's doing with that little blonde?!

Big Bird is apparently in the market and is a big unit The Three TOWERS?

 

[rdhopkins2]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Rookie him and use him as part of a trade with the GC or North end of 2010?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Doesn't talk enough out on the field. Tends to be at polar opposites mentally, either up or down most of the time.
Pass.

 

[Lurkalot]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Refuses to wear pants.

We don't need the media picking us apart over his embarrassment.

 

[Furn]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

One thing about humphrey B is he always seems to be hanging around with some pretty hot chick.

 

[pacman]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Big bodied backman that could play on the monsters!

 

[Flamin Joe]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

He'll definately give the boys some competition when he's out on the town.

 

[Hawks1523]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Pick 9 + Murphy.

Humphrey B Bear will single handedly win Hawthorn the 2010 premiership. Bookmark it!

 

[Flamin Joe]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Don't get me wrong, I've been a big fan of his since he was a kid, but I think pick 9 is too much for a 44 year old bear.

Straight swap, Murphy for Humphrey B Bear.

 

[Off The Couch]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

He does look good in the brown and gold and would be great fronting the media.

 

[Hawks1523]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Don't get me wrong, I've been a big fan of his since he was a kid, but I think pick 9 is too much for a 44 year old bear.

Straight swap, Murphy for Humphrey B Bear.

Will not come cheaply. Pick 9 is a must for any trade involving him. Age should not factor into this trade.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

To be honest there have been questions on his leg speed so I don't think we need to bring another guy like that into our midfield. Also I am concerned by the salary cap pressures he would put on our list going foward. Having said that he would fit into the family club image well. I say we offer no more than pick 9 and Tuck.

 

[Jason Dunstall]

Re: Humphrey B Bear

Are you an idiot?

Surely you have heard about the lack of talk to team mates & poor interviews on shows such as TFS & on the couch!

Player obviously has poor communication skills & as such is not required at the Hawthorn Football Club.

Please keep your posts more realistic in the future! A more obvious choice would be Ossie Ostrich. Fast, mobile & a quick thinker. Get it done!

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Poor Humphrey. Ever since Channel 9 put Bill Brownless on the payroll, there's been little for Humphrey to do. It seems there is not enough room for two overweight oafs who say nothing of value and only appeal to kids.

 

[Thorgils]

Poor Humphrey. Ever since Channel 9 put Bill Brownless on the payroll, there's been little for Humphrey to do. It seems there is not enough room for two overweight oafs who say nothing of value and only appeal to kids.

Classic Adelaide Hawks GOLD

 

[grizzlym]

In all seriousness being a mascot model is bloody hard work.

I was the dude inside Freddy Frog for awhile. I got to make some tv ads, and do some Telethons with neighbours stars.

But mostly it was just hot, horrible work albeit well-paid.

I've been attacked by mobs of pre-school children, tackled to the ground and kicked pack-style.

I once shared a joint with Kanga Cop in a secluded corner of Wobbies World, before donning the head and going to work.

And I've got insider stories about Humphrey too

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

I've seen a blooper reel where Humphrey sneezed. For a guy who couldn't make a sound when he talked, he certainly made a racket when he sneezed

 

[Lurkalot]

I've been attacked by mobs of pre-school children, tackled to the ground and kicked pack-style.

I once shared a joint with Kanga Cop in a secluded corner of Wobbies World, before donning the head and going to work.

You had it easy Grizz. Imagine being stoned and dealing with big red.

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[grizzlym]

Kanga cop was cool. it was always a rookie cop who had drawn the short straw.

You know: join the force to defend and uphold, do months of training, then find yourself in a synthetic fur suit on a boiling hot day down at Wobbies world.

Then getting attacked by freakin packs of feral zone 3 kids.

Shame it was the days before the capsicum spray, as it would have put the little monsters in their place.

I did score a Neighbours star one year after a telethon though.

 

[ipk086]

I raise you 1 Fat Cat.