Toast Hurbleton

[james_omahoney]

Hurbleton after fusion. don't make them angry or they'll do it and kick 20 goals.

 

[Godzke]

It's like some kind of super transformer.

Optimus and Prime?

 

[yaco55]

he's definitely lost weight afaic. I've thought it all year. Just doesn't have the bulk of last year, which is weird. The wrist is probably the reason.

God I can't wait to see what this monster looks like in 5 years!!

And he has definitely lost weight from 2008 to 2009.

Was bigger in the TAC Cup.

 

[Kong]

He was carrying a bit of puppy fat last year, though, and I'd imagine he had even more before becoming a full-time professional.

Nothing worth worrying about, but he had a bit of that tradey build; big bones, small amount of muscle, a bit of fat.

Looking at him it appears he hasn't lifted a weight in a fair while, and I can almost guarantee it'd be due to the hand injury.

The stress of the court case would also be doing him no favours; sleepless nights, loss of apetite, general stress levels causing the body to break down easily (including breaking down of muscle storages).

Wouldn't surprise me to see him as a monster (or at least looking like Pears) in 2011.

 

[PK]

Hurbleton is official! Thankyou for signing Hurls!!

 

[threeleggedgoat]

Are you suggesting he needs a holiday on the Gold Coast then? lol

seems he's happy enough staying white as paper at windy hill

(but they can have myers for the right price, say, pick 10? we'll even throw some steak knives in)

 

[Rack Watts]

and a grill cleaning sponge.

 

[Ants]

Lets not get too excited - Hawthorn thought Buddy and Roughy would dominate forever and two years on Roughead is looking like a chump.

 

[Rack Watts]

Stigumurley = Still Gumby and Hurley.

 

[Smyth94]

Lets not get too excited - Hawthorn thought Buddy and Roughy would dominate forever and two years on Roughead is looking like a chump.

You honestly can't think Roughead's bad run of form will be permanent?

The guy is barely 23, he's got a long time to sort out his form issues. I'm confident Roughead will be a very,very good player until the day he decides to retire.

 

[Kong]

 

[Tambu]

Awesome

 

[Kong]

Hurbleton's so good he watches the crowd, calmly, while he takes screamers.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Hurbleton's so good he watches the crowd, calmly, while he takes screamers.

he's actually just winked at a hot chick in the crowd

 

[GuzzLG]

I hear the scientists working on the Large Hadron Collider are considering renaming it project Hurbleton in honour of the greatest collision of talent ever recorded.

 

[Kong]

 

[Kong]

OK, this one's rubbish.

 

[GuzzLG]

Hurbleton is quite adept at multi-tasking.

 

[Kong]

Hille doesn't really know what to make of it, does he.

 

[DaSawx]

he's actually just winked at a hot chick in the crowd

I thought it was Scott Clayton

"You aint gettin this mother****er!!"

 

[Ben the Gooner]

and a grill cleaning sponge.

If Paul Medhurst is the steak knives, does that make Richie Cole a grill cleaning sponge?

 

[Godzke]

Ha! Quality work their Whomb and GuzzlG.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I thought it was Scott Clayton

"You aint gettin this mother****er!!"

hahahaha no the hot chick was Clayton's mistress. Hurbleton has already reassigned Clayton's wife to him for cleaning duties & will now take over the sexual side of things with the crumpet. That look actually impregnated her, really showing Clayton who's boss, as he'll have to raise Hurbleton's kids, receive no child-care, & like it. If they turn out any good, they will be returned to Hurbleton under the father son rule

 

[The House]

Agree, love the Gumby Hurley + Pears Hook combo's...i'll even throw Riemers in with that...i think he's going to be a genuine gun.

 

[Rabid Mongrel]

Better than Hall/O'Loughlin.