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- Oct 23, 2014
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Hi Bay, former President of the United States Calvin Coolidge here.
I almost never do this, but the recent performances of the Cats in finals matches over there in Australia has me turning in my grave, well, actually I've been spinning like a chicken in a rotisserie. I understand those are electric now. Fascinating. In my day we just had a couple of negroes do the work.
Anyhow, I digress . . .
As an educated leader of men it causes me some dismay to see poor leadership around the world. Franscesco Schettino, George W Bush, Joel Selwood, Adolf Hitler, and the like. Utterly rudderless lunatics the lot of them. But while Adolf Hitler had the good sense to perform lead brain surgery on himself, Bush's term expired, and the 'captain' of the Concordia jumped ship, I feel none of these options are viable for our misguided ducker, Mr. Selwood.
Therefore I wish to publicly beseech him to use whatever unconcussed brain cells he has left to acknowledge his poor record as a finals leader and step down. 6 finals losses and 2 wins simply won't do. I heard that one of those wins was against Port Adelaide, which is still just a SANFL club isn't it? I don't see how that should even count. So one real win, after the siren, in 8 finals matches. I'm afraid changes have to be made based on those poor performances.
Please pass on my sentiments to Mr. Selwood won't you?
Kindest regards,
President Calvin Coolidge.
I almost never do this, but the recent performances of the Cats in finals matches over there in Australia has me turning in my grave, well, actually I've been spinning like a chicken in a rotisserie. I understand those are electric now. Fascinating. In my day we just had a couple of negroes do the work.
Anyhow, I digress . . .
As an educated leader of men it causes me some dismay to see poor leadership around the world. Franscesco Schettino, George W Bush, Joel Selwood, Adolf Hitler, and the like. Utterly rudderless lunatics the lot of them. But while Adolf Hitler had the good sense to perform lead brain surgery on himself, Bush's term expired, and the 'captain' of the Concordia jumped ship, I feel none of these options are viable for our misguided ducker, Mr. Selwood.
Therefore I wish to publicly beseech him to use whatever unconcussed brain cells he has left to acknowledge his poor record as a finals leader and step down. 6 finals losses and 2 wins simply won't do. I heard that one of those wins was against Port Adelaide, which is still just a SANFL club isn't it? I don't see how that should even count. So one real win, after the siren, in 8 finals matches. I'm afraid changes have to be made based on those poor performances.
Please pass on my sentiments to Mr. Selwood won't you?
Kindest regards,
President Calvin Coolidge.
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