Society & Culture I found a robot

[Quixote]

On the way home from work today, I found this robot down some alleyway I walked by.

She was a bit aggressive at first and I didn't appreciate her firing her arm-gun at my head a few times. But eventually, she calmed down and I've got her back at home with me now. She's in the courtyard (no robots inside) sipping on some motor oil I gave her and crushing a few rocks into dust.

I'm not sure what to do with her. She said she has nowhere to stay and I think she's also a couple of months pregnant.

Should I keep her? Is it a bit risky to keep a rogue robot? But then again perhaps I can teach her to clean and possibly kill all the heckin'g pigeons around here?

Do any of you guys have robots currently and what has been your experience with them?

 

[coke_zero]

i lost a robot in a alleyway that looks just like that one

 

[Allbetsroff]

What the **** are you doing with my sexbot mate??

 

[Quixote]

i lost a robot in a alleyway that looks just like that one

What was her name mate? Did she like crushing rocks?

 

[Plugger35]

Should send it over to that mine in NZ, I heard they need another robot after the one they sent down there broke down.

I'm sure they'd be grateful.

 

[coke_zero]

What was her name mate? Did she like crushing rocks?

Her name is Stacey, But she likes to be known by her web cam name, PimpinAintEasy. Not sure about the second one though. Im sure she would be up for it.

 

[Football God]

lingwo is dead.

 

[Quixote]

To be frank, I find these sexual references in regards to my robot disturbing. She's PREGNANT, ffs.

Now, back to the pros and cons of keeping the robot:

Cons: Maintenance and upkeep. She might kill me. Not sure where to get more rocks.
Pros: Piggy-backs to work. She's got ultra-fast download speeds. Walking the robot in the park I'll score heaps of chicks especially Japs.

 

[MarcMaverick]

He/She looks like one of the Mechs from Mechwarriors.

 

[Ricketts]

Looks like Justin Koschitzki.
Probably moves better than him too.

 

[RickSanchez]

Please insert girder