i hate it when....

[Damp Squarie]

.... SPAM invades my privacy
.... when things disappear
.... when it rains the day after I wash the bludddy car
.... my dog opens her lunchbox when she is sleepy on my lap
....when Im hungover before I pack the ski for New Years Eve celebrations

 

[KiNgCliVe26]

When you had a big night out on the ****. And you meet a nice girl and you go back to her house and have a little root. And then you go to sleep and you wake up in the morning and your getting sucked off. And then after you've finished she's gone and her dogs sitting on the end of the bed licking his lips.

 

[Angry Dragon]

Originally posted by KiNgCliVe26
When you had a big night out on the ****. And you meet a nice girl and you go back to her house and have a little root. And then you go to sleep and you wake up in the morning and your getting sucked off. And then after you've finished she's gone and her dogs sitting on the end of the bed licking his lips.

Happen to you on a regular basis does it?

 

[brampta]

what a sensational can of worms this is!

I hate:

* people that think its acceptable to spew on trains

* Melbourne's public transport operators - wow Melbourne's state of the art transport system is so good that it shuts shop at midnight on any normal day of the year, extended a whole hour and a half especially for new years eve! Even Adelaide's is running 24 hours tonight!

* I hate tightarses that challenge the sales assistant over a perceived scanning error, of a dollar, on their already heavily discounted sales items, especially when there are 10 people waiting to be served.

* allocated seating in cinemas!! What is the deal with this?! We're so dumb that we have to be told where to sit in the movies? Except now cinemas are so dark, that you can't see the numbers of the seats, irritating the people around you!

* councils that charge like wounded bulls for parking (I'm looking at you Melbourne City Council.)

Happy new year folks!

 

[Bomber Spirit]

* "Your call is important to us. So important that we can't bear to actually answer it for ages."
* Ch9 stop the cricket coverage early. They still don't seem to realise that a day of cricket is 90 overs, not till 6:00.
* Supermarkets that don't employ enough staff so there are empty checkouts while there are long queues of people waiting to be served. (Coles at Winston Hills is the worst).
* Spam.
* When I'm trying to get something done quickly at work and the computer or the network crashes.
* Telemarketers.
* The SCG Trust.

 

[noogie_da_sheep]

Originally posted by BomberGal
Or it's the WRONG/DODGY flipping VERSION!

This has happened to me so much lately.

same here...was dowloading a song and when i went to listen...it cut out about 5 seconds into it

 

[Roonaldo!]

I hate it when little kids just stare at you when you're in the line at footy, footy fans who don't appreciate their player's dedication by yelling crap at them, Arseanal fans, Glory hunters ("Oh Man Utd sucks because they don't have Beckham!" 'Well who do you go for then?' "Real Madrid" .

 

[Richmondfan#1]

I hate it when you've got your L plates on the car, you're doing 80 and sticking to the speed limit, yet people still overtake me! What is it with L drivers and the 'attention' they get, I mean everyone was once a learner too. What's so funny? And I'm a fine driver thank you very much .

 

[Possumisagun]

Older people who treat teenagers with contempt, just for being teenagers.

People who stand still and 'ride' the escalator. You did not queue up to get on the thing, no one in a bright shirt counted the right number of people to be allowed on. It's not a fun trip to be enjoyed, it's there so we can all WALK to the next level faster than we would've with normal stairs.

 

[P_D]

I hate that I spend my working day looking at old lady's t***ies

I hate people who walk really slowly

I hate people who spell 'your' 'you're'

I hate (not that it's her fault) that my boss is dyslexic and writes all the orders for customers and stock and gets the phone numbers and style numbers wrong

I hate that I don't get paid enough

I hate waiting days for bank transfers between different banks

I hate people who 'shut them windows' (or replace 'those' with 'them')

I HATE NIKKI WEBSTER

I hate happy gospel music - gospel choirs are cool, and I don't MIND traditional hymns, but I just HATE the jesus music promoted during Jerry Springer ads... hint much?

I hate that I live opposite a synagogue (sp?) and get parked in my driveway EVERY friday

I hate being a redhead

I hate having curly hair

I hate (and can't believe that people like) skin that has obviously been so tanned during youth that it looks like leather, yet at age 50 they still think they're hot ****...

I hate that I have no money due to my underwear addiction

I hate that because I love Marilyn Manson I am automatically a satanist, and because I love Tori Amos I am a lesbian by default.

I hate people that don't cover their mouths whilst coughing

I hate hate HATE seafood of any description

I hate country music beyond belief.

I hate that REALLY annoying jumping sound in downloaded mp3's

I hate cellulite

I hate whinging whining children in shopping centres

I hate people who buy little fluffy pet shop puppies

I hate because I'm a size 12 I get looked up and down in nicer clothes shops where I'm obviously obese because I keep my meal down.

I hate living on Sydney's North Shore and not being one of 'them'.

I hate Ray Martin

I hate CLOWNS

I hate all Steven Segal movies

I hate Star Wars, and the Matrix

I hate people selling puppies yet cannot even spell the name of their breed of choice: weimeraners, dalmations, chiwowa, etc.

I hate that I'm allergic to EVERYTHING

I hate that I can't drive

But most of all, I hate that I hate everything.
Told you i'd think of more
I'm sure there's more to come

 

[GoalsFrom50Out]

Mothers who stand in the middle of the walkway thingies at the shopping centre with their prams, trollies, and half a dozen sh1bag kids. Get the **** out of way, bitch.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Originally posted by M29
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BTW: Thought of another one:

I HATE Lord of the Rings... Come on everyone - eat me. The movie/s are crap, go for so bloody long and arte so BLOODY boring.

 

[Milkman]

I hate it when I go into Freo for new years eve, and the place is bloody empty, so I have to spend 20 bucks to get into some poxy club.

 

[beckybiglands]

i hate it when you meet a really nice guy, you talk for a while etc, then he offers to buy you a drink and he comes back with a schooner of the cheapest most disgusting beer you've ever tasted!

 

[Fire]

Mothers who stand in the middle of the walkway thingies at the shopping centre with their prams, trollies, and half a dozen sh1bag kids. Get the **** out of way, bitch.

Isles?

 

[beckybiglands]

Originally posted by Fire
Isles?

aisles even

 

[mantis]

Or "aisles" maybe, what you wrote is a piece of land surrounded by water.

 

[beckybiglands]

whoa... posted at the same minute and all......

 

[Fire]

Sure, pick on the guy who cant spell.

Oh, the irony

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by beckybiglands
whoa... posted at the same minute and all......

Great minds, hey.

 

[Nic]

Or fools never differ ... eh.

 

[superstar]

I hate...

... cyclists
... women in 4 wheel drives
... people who cut in line
... people who don't flush the toilet after use
... bouncers
... protestors
... good looking chicks who treat everyone like ****
... women who dress like ****s and pretend to be offended when you look at them/ pinch their arse etc.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Been going to the city each weekend so id have to say when you see raving delusional old people out around Melbourne and on the public transport. You know the ones you have to ask yourself are they drugged out or mental? I have come across a few who have been extremely disruptive to those unfortunate enough to be around them. The Victorian government should feel ashamed that they can't provide institutions for these oldies, makes us look like a slum city.