I'm getting drafted!!!

[Captain_Brown_7]

You forget Ty Zantuck and Kane Johnson.

Ty Zantuck a girl you say??

If your a 'real' man, go and say it to his face. I can GUARANTEE your mother wouldn't recognise ya the next day.

 

[FuManchu]

Ty Zantuck a girl you say??

If your a 'real' man, go and say it to his face. I can GUARANTEE your mother wouldn't recognise ya the next day.

he'll give him his make up?

 

[Captain_Brown_7]

he'll give him his make up?

RIVOTING statement Di(khead

 

[FuManchu]

RIVOTING statement Di(khead

Jarvis Walker award

 

[SaintsSupporter]

Ty Zantuck a girl you say??

If your a 'real' man, go and say it to his face. I can GUARANTEE your mother wouldn't recognise ya the next day.

Yeah, I'll have my hair pulled out.

 

[Macca19]

Well If you are legit Yze_Magic then if you do get drafted you will have to come on here and let us know who you actuallya re. No f***ing about, reveal yourself if you get drafted

 

[Ari]

Well If you are legit Yze_Magic then if you do get drafted you will have to come on here and let us know who you actuallya re. No f***ing about, reveal yourself if you get drafted

To be honest. I doubt the person could do that. Chances are if Yze Magic dissapears from here for good in the next couple weeks we know they were drafted.

If YM comes on here and says "I am *********" then the media scribes will be able to search etc and EVERYTHING YM has ever said on here could be used a quote of something they have said, even though it would be completely taken out of context.

 

[sante]

To be honest. I doubt the person could do that. Chances are if Yze Magic dissapears from here for good in the next couple weeks we know they were drafted.

If YM comes on here and says "I am *********" then the media scribes will be able to search etc and EVERYTHING YM has ever said on here could be used a quote of something they have said, even though it would be completely taken out of context.

But surely someone on here would already know his real name or HER real name

 

[Ramma]

I'll join Jenny Craig and lose weight if Y_M leaves our fair e-shores.

Ah-ha! False advertising, Huey!!

 

[Hit And Rum]

Well done Yze I am really excited for you.

So your real name is Goaner Tutlan and you are originally from Ethiopia.

What a great feel good story!

 

[Count Zero]

But surely someone on here would already know his real name or HER real name

YM.. International thing of mystery. Gotta love it!

 

[superfraser]

Yze_magic. if ur for real, best of luck champ.

it would be very interesting to know who u are if its legit. but given ur clues it should be very easy to figure out.
mature aged forward flanker/midfielder drafted between 35-45. should be only one guy who fits that mold.

failing that if we still can't tell at the end of the year we'll see this headline
"Yze_Magic demands trade. Daniher not interested." and it will become more obvious.

 

[Fraser]

I feel for these who believe

 

[superfraser]

i don't think anyone actually beleives that its happening..

but there is no doubt in my mind that some people who post here would be associated in the AFL quite strongly.. wether it be as a player/hopeful draftee/coaching committee etc..

all though this is quite a step away from an afl player, joffa (collingwood cheer squad) posted at "from the outer" very regularly.. and i'd assume now posts at nicks and possibly here? but he was out in the open, afl players probably couldn't afford that luxury.

 

[Yze_Magic]

all though this is quite a step away from an afl player, joffa (collingwood cheer squad) posted at "from the outer" very regularly.. .

more like one step away from a human being

 

[pazza]

I'm going to make a big statement:

The only way I see anyone on here ever making the AFL would be if they become umpires..you want to know why? Because we have so many people on here who think they know better than umpires do in matches anyway, they are prime candidates to try out at local competitions and then get into the AFL that way.

Otherwise, most here stand extremely little chance of being close.

Hence Tragic's claim is purely fishing.

 

[superfraser]

more like one step away from a human being

ok fair call..
i don't know him personally but from what i've seen/heard he'd actually be a really great guy.. very passionant about his footy, and i don't think any true footy supporter could have a problem with him. as he doesnt hate 15 clubs. he loves one immensly.

my point was.. no one in the afl could really come out with there name unless they were VERY VERY VERY careful about what they said..

yze_magic imagine for a minute, you were telling the truth and did get drafted to a club which you had bad mouthed (any of the 15 AFL clubs who aren't melbourne) and more importantly any particular players you had attacked (being at that club) would make it very uncomfortable for you i'm sure.

 

[Homer]

Yze? Victorian team?

 

[Cyclops]

I'm getting draughted as well! I was going to get stubbied, but I thought, "what the heck, I'll go to the pub and do it properly". I may get shootered too!

 

[Karbassiyoon]

for starters

* yze magic is not a female
* yze magic is either six years old, or has a six year old brother
* if yze magic is not six, he is between 13 and 16 years old, totally normal, and uses the internet as a release for anger that comes from an unknown source
* yze magic is pulling a big hoax to try and string a few idiots along
* thank christ hawthorn don't have one of those picks anyway

 

[Karbassiyoon]

I'm getting draughted as well! I was going to get stubbied, but I thought, "what the heck, I'll go to the pub and do it properly". I may get shootered too!

carlton draught is an underrated beer on tap, and overrated through other mediums

 

[Hit And Rum]

for starters

* yze magic is not a female
* yze magic is either six years old, or has a six year old brother
* if yze magic is not six, he is between 13 and 16 years old, totally normal, and uses the internet as a release for anger that comes from an unknown source
* yze magic is pulling a big hoax to try and string a few idiots along
* thank christ hawthorn don't have one of those picks anyway

* Yze_Magic loves da stuff!

 

[Moo]

If Yze does not get drafted and the NBA contract falls through, word on the street is he is going to form the "Yze Magic BigFooty Gang" ......the biggest, baddest Internet gang this side of Altona Meadows.

 

[st philip]

I dont think any club wants a 40 year old man who picks up little boys in chatrooms

gold

 

[st philip]

Hey i almost got drafted once, but i think they skipped over me cause i had no talent.
i can only show empathy with you all. Why would a footballer be a poster on this dumpfest? I can only gather from the sheer number of posts that Yze might have a big ass from sitting. Not sure if the scouts look for that quality,

silver