I'm getting drafted!!!

[Giuseepe]

Yze_Magic if you really have been drafted start a Yze_Magic's official retirement thread.

 

[Nardz]

Only a man with homosexual tendencies would say such a thing. You're a disgrace to our beloved Pies.

right.....

Yze_Magic keeps BigFooty on the straight and narrow. Without him, this place would go to hell. Reason? Everyone would be far too serious and it would be a junk stop. I'd prefer YM before that fool Lions then DAYLIGHT.

the fact alone that ur comparing him to lionsthendaylight proves my point exactly...

 

[Yze_Magic]

Quick update



the staff at the National Draft Camp found out I was wearing stilts under my pants when they measured my height. I am banned from all future drafts

they also discovered i keep a salami in my underpants to make myself look bigger, but that its not a violation of draft camp rules

 

[Marns]

What a sh1t end to something that could've been

 

[kleos]

Originally Posted by Yze_Magic
fine

I am playing with myself

thats it... will probably have to retire the yze_magic username now and become hand magic
ROFLOL

 

[WZA]

Quick update



the staff at the National Draft Camp found out I was wearing stilts under my pants when they measured my height. I am banned from all future drafts

they also discovered i keep a salami in my underpants to make myself look bigger, but that its not a violation of draft camp rules

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

[Jubair]

Well nobody will believe me, but a club I have been speaking with constantly for the last 4 weeks has promised to pick me up in the draft as a mature age recruit. The only clue I will give is I will be picked by a team that has a selection somewhers between pick 35 and 45!!!

I bet none of you knew I could play footy hey!


I am pumped. Sadly though, it may be the end of Yze_magic on Bigfooty

But only after its official and I have been drafted. Somebody pinch me!

IN UR DREAMS!!!!

 

[johnnyhoward]

would you give your real name out over an Internet message board?

I'm John Howard. Shhhhhhhhhhh

 

[johnnyhoward]

Quick update



the staff at the National Draft Camp found out I was wearing stilts under my pants when they measured my height. I am banned from all future drafts

they also discovered i keep a salami in my underpants to make myself look bigger, but that its not a violation of draft camp rules

LMAO...

great thread btw, it had everything...the great introduction, the silence on the matter from Yze, the newbies who had hope it might have been true, and the superb ending. Have some rep Yze.

 

[goal_umpire]

Quick update



the staff at the National Draft Camp found out I was wearing stilts under my pants when they measured my height. I am banned from all future drafts

they also discovered i keep a salami in my underpants to make myself look bigger, but that its not a violation of draft camp rules

Who cares? ur full of bull********** anyway

 

[Farrand]

Bloody hell, he sucked everyone in good. Took a huge chance and fooled everyone. Gotta hand it to you Yze.

 

[Yze_Magic]

LMAO...

great thread btw, it had everything...the great introduction, the silence on the matter from Yze, the newbies who had hope it might have been true, and the superb ending. Have some rep Yze.

thanks for the feedback

I thought it was an epic thread as well

 

[Yze_Magic]

Bloody hell, he sucked everyone in good. Took a huge chance and fooled everyone. Gotta hand it to you Yze.

thanks and many kind wishes

 

[iameviljez]

Bloody hell, he sucked everyone in good. Took a huge chance and fooled everyone. Gotta hand it to you Yze.

Dunno about that...
his post about richmond and the saints on the Richmond Stuffed Up thread is funny though

 

[WZA]

YM is better then you.

The only man in internet forum history to attrach some many posts over something people accutally beleived, even though it was nonsense.

 

[ahh_zombies]

actually the thread mainly consisted of the same people continually telling Yze_magic he was deluded and wrong, few people believed, but most demanded proof. Although i will say that some people just got carried away, you just could have ignored him, and then the thread would have eventually gone away due to the lack of audience

 

[mattyc2422]

Who cares? ur full of bull********** anyway

Ironic.

 

[iameviljez]

actually the thread mainly consisted of the same people continually telling Yze_magic he was deluded and wrong, few people believed, but most demanded proof. Although i will say that some people just got carried away, you just could have ignored him, and then the thread would have eventually gone away due to the lack of audience

That's a little closer to the truth.

 

[Hammerfire]

This thread had some funny ******** in it!!

Btw, Yze_Magic people who create unreal scenarios in their head and even believe it to be reality, or play it up to other people that is is real are medically described as insane!!

 

[Farrand]

thanks and many kind wishes

Well, you undoubtedly deserved it.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Bloody hell, he sucked everyone in good. Took a huge chance and fooled everyone. Gotta hand it to you Yze.

Actually, he sucked in almost nobody. The ones that wanted proof were waiting for him to fall on his face while the others scored easy points at his expense. I think his rep as a stirrer have some looking for comic genius where there isn't any.

 

[feher]

The only man in internet forum history to attrach some many posts over something people accutally beleived, even though it was nonsense.

the man is a woman, have a look at the post about the salami and stilatos plus others have said he is a she, and other post on this forum also makes you think he is a she ... or at least a cross dresser.

 

[Count Zero]

I think that there may be a tad too much analysis going on here. Personally, I thought it was a hoot, and well done to YM for putting on a great show.

 

[Demonheart]

Actually, he sucked in almost nobody. The ones that wanted proof were waiting for him to fall on his face while the others scored easy points at his expense. I think his rep as a stirrer have some looking for comic genius where there isn't any.

17 pages and counting, you're just contributing to what YM was looking for, congratulations.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

17 pages and counting, you're just contributing to what YM was looking for, congratulations.

Well, my settings have it at 9 pages and what do page numbers have to do with it? Where do people get the idea that the number of replies you get gives you credibility? some are driven by irrelevant statistics.

I know I wouldn't like 17 pages of people thinking I am a tool. Where is the victory in that?