I'm getting drafted!!!

[Homer]

You moron

Do you still think I'm a racist? You are a moral bigot. You waltz on in, talk crap, stir ********, talk more crap, make up some unintelligent, unfunny and plain stupid crap and then expect everyone to be nice to you? And when someone dares bag you, one of your cousins, or a 'close' umpiring mate, you run off and have a sook to the mods or you call someone a 'moron'?

Seeing that you know all the mods, and had apparently seen Bluey one day at the footy, maybe you could update us on his whereabouts? I mean if you can just see a bloke in a crowd, know its Bluey, down from Queensland at a Ballarat game that you are at, surely you know what he is upto these days.

 

[FuManchu]

Do you still think I'm a racist? You are a moral bigot. You waltz on in, talk crap, stir ********, talk more crap, make up some unintelligent, unfunny and plain stupid crap and then expect everyone to be nice to you? And when someone dares bag you, one of your cousins, or a 'close' umpiring mate, you run off and have a sook to the mods or you call someone a 'moron'?

Seeing that you know all the mods, and had apparently seen Bluey one day at the footy, maybe you could update us on his whereabouts? I mean if you can just see a bloke in a crowd, know its Bluey, down from Queensland at a Ballarat game that you are at, surely you know what he is upto these days.

UNBELIEVER

HERETIC

 

[mocaholic]

Do you still think I'm a racist? You are a moral bigot. You waltz on in, talk crap, stir ********, talk more crap, make up some unintelligent, unfunny and plain stupid crap and then expect everyone to be nice to you? And when someone dares bag you, one of your cousins, or a 'close' umpiring mate, you run off and have a sook to the mods or you call someone a 'moron'?

Seeing that you know all the mods, and had apparently seen Bluey one day at the footy, maybe you could update us on his whereabouts? I mean if you can just see a bloke in a crowd, know its Bluey, down from Queensland at a Ballarat game that you are at, surely you know what he is upto these days.

Homer, give it up. Why bother? I know it infuriates, but it's just not worth the pain.

 

[Hit And Rum]

Don't get too heated Homer old boy. Poor little Suzi has created an amazing fantasy world where she knows everyone and everyone likes her.

In her world people like you and me are evil, pure evil, unless of course we are famous in which case we could call her every name under the sun and she would still love us. Why? Coz she hear what she wants to heare.

Example:

Suzi: "I am Shane Crawfords sister"

Reality: "I saw Shane on the footy show"



Suzi: "Spider told me I was the best ever and cant wait to catch up at the family reuninon!"

Reality: "Spider ignore me which wouldn't be hard bcoz I have never been within a 1000 kms of the guy having only seen him on tv"



Suzi: "You are a moron"

Reality: "I am a moron"

 

[goal_umpire]

Do you still think I'm a racist? You are a moral bigot. You waltz on in, talk crap, stir ********, talk more crap, make up some unintelligent, unfunny and plain stupid crap and then expect everyone to be nice to you? And when someone dares bag you, one of your cousins, or a 'close' umpiring mate, you run off and have a sook to the mods or you call someone a 'moron'?

Seeing that you know all the mods, and had apparently seen Bluey one day at the footy, maybe you could update us on his whereabouts? I mean if you can just see a bloke in a crowd, know its Bluey, down from Queensland at a Ballarat game that you are at, surely you know what he is upto these days.

GET OVER IT

 

[mattyc2422]

Do you still think I'm a racist? You are a moral bigot. You waltz on in, talk crap, stir ********, talk more crap, make up some unintelligent, unfunny and plain stupid crap and then expect everyone to be nice to you? And when someone dares bag you, one of your cousins, or a 'close' umpiring mate, you run off and have a sook to the mods or you call someone a 'moron'?

Seeing that you know all the mods, and had apparently seen Bluey one day at the footy, maybe you could update us on his whereabouts? I mean if you can just see a bloke in a crowd, know its Bluey, down from Queensland at a Ballarat game that you are at, surely you know what he is upto these days.

Love ya work Homer. This people, is a man that has had to put up with Suzi since 2000 (feels like she was around back then anyway).

 

[mocaholic]

Whilst I agree with all your examples, and indeed they are all valid, this is probably the only one that was needed:

Suzi: "You are a moron"
Reality: "I am a moron"

 

[Hit And Rum]

I concur and also agree that brevity has never been my strong suit.

 

[goal_umpire]

This message is hidden because Hit And Rum is on your ignore list

 

[Hit And Rum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am on Suzi's ignore list!!!

[pop in tape of "Ode to Joy". Dance around office]

 

[mocaholic]

I concur and also agree that brevity has never been my strong suit.

Shouldn't that be: "Brevity has never been my LONG suit"? Ha. Ha. Ha.

And congrats to making it to the ignore list. I've been trying for some time.

 

[lozstar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am on Suzi's ignore list!!!

[pop in tape of "Ode to Joy". Dance around office]

you should feel very privelliged.

 

[Homer]

GET OVER IT

Why, you lie, and suddenly you are unaccountable. Suzi, we are all human, thus we make a mistake, we admit it. We lie, we get caught out, we apologise. You are showing no signs of being human.

 

[Homer]

Love ya work Homer. This people, is a man that has had to put up with Suzi since 2000 (feels like she was around back then anyway).

She doesn't just frequent AFL and General Talk either Her visits to the cricket board are agonisingly painful... Like the time she said Brett Lee should have been Man of The Match when he a six to win the game, even thoguh he got tonked when he bowled.

Thats what BigFooty is up against.

 

[Hit And Rum]

You are showing no signs of being human.

Ain't that the truth!

 

[Homer]

Oh yeah, Suzi....

Rep means nothing nowadays, all of my rep is from you, in that ugly blue/grey colour... Why bother?

 

[Homer]

Don't get too heated Homer old boy. Poor little Suzi has created an amazing fantasy world where she knows everyone and everyone likes her.

In her world people like you and me are evil, pure evil, unless of course we are famous in which case we could call her every name under the sun and she would still love us. Why? Coz she hear what she wants to heare.

Example:

Suzi: "I am Shane Crawfords sister"

Reality: "I saw Shane on the footy show"



Suzi: "Spider told me I was the best ever and cant wait to catch up at the family reuninon!"

Reality: "Spider ignore me which wouldn't be hard bcoz I have never been within a 1000 kms of the guy having only seen him on tv"



Suzi: "You are a moron"

Reality: "I am a moron"

 

[Hit And Rum]

You are a great man Homer!!!

Suzi Will Love That!!!

[Ode To Joy plays again!!]

 

[Homer]

You are showing no signs of being human

Ain't that the truth!

Yes, yes it is!

 

[Homer]

You are a great man Homer!!!

Suzi Will Love That!!!

[Ode To Joy plays again!!]

I know I am! She will love it, of course... Waiting for a mod to come and crack the sads now

 

[Hit And Rum]

You did the world a great service Homer. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

 

[Impunity!]

This message is hidden because reality is on your ignore list

 

[F/D]

So....


How is life in the AFL Yze?

 

[hirthy]

Ahh this thread was a classic, too bad Yze_Magic isn't around anymore.

 

[F/D]

Ahh this thread was a classic, too bad Yze_Magic isn't around anymore.

Yes, he was the best troll ever on BF.



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