Media Important announcement from the desk of Headless (ATTN: omgfridge)

[Callums_Guns]

I will now summarise my understanding of the OP:




Thanks for reading.

 

[Yakker]

 

[Yakker]

In short, I crave attention and fame. I'm boring and lame.The thread is a shame !

manangatang - fact check.

I got this manangatang ..........


Can confirm BLUEALLTHRU craves attention and fame. Is boring and lame. Has brought shame to this thread by making it about him

The.End

 

[pantskyle]

Wish I could go for walks with Headless and manangatang.

 

[Smartys Power]

Excellent content.

 

[Chipmunk]

Certified Legen....



dary.

 

[Yakker]

Wish I could go for walks with Headless and manangatang.

Don't walk ahead of me, I may not follow
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead
Just walk beside me and be my friend

 

[manangatang]

Wish I could go for walks with Headless and manangatang.

We're big on linking arms, so there's always an arm free on either side for you to join us...

 

[brahj]

Cool, a talking desk

 

[Marlowe]

We're big on linking arms, so there's always an arm free on either side for you to join us...

Which side do you prefer to link arms on?

 

[manangatang]

Which side do you prefer to link arms on?

I’m ambidextrous in my arm linkage.

 

[Proper Gander]

I’m ambidextrous in my arm linkage.

I’m not. True story - I once attempted a link arm on my left and the fallout was frightening

 

[pantskyle]

I’m not. True story - I once attempted a link arm on my left and the fallout was frightening

Stay safe.

 

[Marlowe]

"Quickly! We must link arms to help pull this drowning man out of the river! Proper Gander, hurry, quick, come link arms and help us."

Proper Gander:

 

[Metalcrusher]

I need more drugs to make sense of this thread.

 

[Headless]

So after hours of giggling on the back of our most recent hilarious mix-up, my dear friend manangatang and I finally settled down.

By “settled down”, of course, I don’t mean we were moving in a downward motion – gosh, no. We were actually quite stable in terms of stature, once you take into account the natural ebbing and flowing of the natural walking motion.

I mention walking because that’s what we were doing; we thought a good way to move on from the hilarious mix-up would be to go for a short stroll.

At least, that’s what we thought before we started the short stroll. As soon as we went outside – and I mean AS SOON AS – it started raining. If I can talk on behalf of mang, here – and I can – we were thinking something like, “oop, it’s raining!”

At least, that’s what we thought at the time.

It turns out that our dear friend Yakker was watering his yuccas next door, but was a trifle too enthusiastic in his watering.

Of course, I’m not referring to the popular dessert, here – I’m referring to the poster “Yakker” on the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com. That, and the dessert trifle.

So it turns out that it actually wasn’t raining – at least, not where we were. Statistically it’s probably quite likely that it was raining somewhere – and I mean that both literally and metaphorically.

So Yakker was watering his yuccas a trifle too enthusiastically, and splashed us as soon as we – that’s manangatang and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – went outside. And I mean AS SOON AS.

As.

Soon.

As.

I’ll tell you what happened next. My dear friend mang said to my dear friend Yak, “Yak, you simply won’t believe it.”

Yak said, “what?”

mang said, “my dear friend ‘Less has an announcement to make.”

Yak said, “sorry mate, what was that?”

mang said, “my dear friend ‘Less has an announcement to make.”

Yak said, “thanks – sorry, I was watering my yuccas a trifle too enthusiastically, and couldn’t hear the first time.”

mang said, “oh, like the dessert?”

Yak said, “yes.”

It was a hilarious mix-up, and the three of us are still laughing about it now.

~~~ to be continued ~~~​

 

[manangatang]

“oop, it’s raining!”

 

[GWS Goose]

I am so hooked on the adventures of Headless and managatang.

It really is the story of our generation

 

[Yakker]

they were the best of times....

 

[pantskyle]

This is not erotica.

 

[Yakker]

Yakker’s yuccas are yukky if they’re not watered enthusiastically

 

[Barrybran]

This is not erotica.

...yet

 

[DemonJim]

This is not erotica.

Depends on who you speak to.

 

[DemonJim]

Yakker’s yuccas are yukky if they’re not watered enthusiastically

You just like getting everything wet!

 

[Yakker]

You just like getting everything wet!