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This would in fact be a great movie. Here's my casting and reasoning:
Jane: Lara Bingle. All she has to do is look hot and pretend she's in a love triangle (no acting stretch). Of course to make this movie properly she'll have to be completely nude for over 80% of the film and do some penetration shots. She'll be willing to this once you convince her it's artistic. Most importantly you won't have to worry about an Englander or American actress stuffing up the Aussie accent. I know how you Aussies hate that. BTW I typed that last sentence with a terribly unconvincing American-Aussie accent.
Steve: Ben Stiller. This is the kind of role he's best at. Looking gulllible, innocent & dumb. Then when the plot comes together, looking innocent, victimized and dumb. Come to think of it, it's the only thing he does well. Don't worry about his accent. It will be a non-speaking role.
Joe: Heath Ledger. Seriously. Dig him up, and slap some Joker makeup up on him. He was great as the Joker and he needs to reprise at all costs. All you have to do is spoon him up behind Lara and arrange his dead hands on **** and ass. You can sample his lines from Batman.
"and...here...we...go."
That should do it, although there are others. This would be great for Heath as all the sex would finally push Brokebutt Mountain out of the public consciousness once and for all. Oh, the sex scenes? Throw Heath's corpse on top for the wide angles and I myself will do all the stuntcocking and money shots.
Oh shit! I just found out Heath was cremated. We'll need a lot of extra Joker makeup, but I think we can still pull this off.
Jane: Lara Bingle. All she has to do is look hot and pretend she's in a love triangle (no acting stretch). Of course to make this movie properly she'll have to be completely nude for over 80% of the film and do some penetration shots. She'll be willing to this once you convince her it's artistic. Most importantly you won't have to worry about an Englander or American actress stuffing up the Aussie accent. I know how you Aussies hate that. BTW I typed that last sentence with a terribly unconvincing American-Aussie accent.
Steve: Ben Stiller. This is the kind of role he's best at. Looking gulllible, innocent & dumb. Then when the plot comes together, looking innocent, victimized and dumb. Come to think of it, it's the only thing he does well. Don't worry about his accent. It will be a non-speaking role.
Joe: Heath Ledger. Seriously. Dig him up, and slap some Joker makeup up on him. He was great as the Joker and he needs to reprise at all costs. All you have to do is spoon him up behind Lara and arrange his dead hands on **** and ass. You can sample his lines from Batman.
"and...here...we...go."
That should do it, although there are others. This would be great for Heath as all the sex would finally push Brokebutt Mountain out of the public consciousness once and for all. Oh, the sex scenes? Throw Heath's corpse on top for the wide angles and I myself will do all the stuntcocking and money shots.
Oh shit! I just found out Heath was cremated. We'll need a lot of extra Joker makeup, but I think we can still pull this off.
