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The Fremantle Football Club is proud to announce the birth of their first father-son. Named Owen Dix of Cockburn, Fremantle wish to congratulate Mother Ship and Father Docker on their first born.
His twin sister Onze is currently in quarantine at the Royal Fremantle Hospital suffering from Cantwinablodygameitus but the club hopes she will be released before next Monday, depending how she responds to the new wonder drug Tankpickoneedrine4.
His twin sister Onze is currently in quarantine at the Royal Fremantle Hospital suffering from Cantwinablodygameitus but the club hopes she will be released before next Monday, depending how she responds to the new wonder drug Tankpickoneedrine4.
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