It Was A Good Fail - Fail thread VI

[The_Gambler]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

Chapter 1 - Caketh of Norffen

As the sun was rising Caketh's eyes began to open, he awoke from his slumber a little sad, for he had just had a marvelous dream in which the evil Welchman had been slain by his hands. His sadness diminished rapidly when he looked out his window to see the sun rising over the horizon, for today was a new day and infinite possibilities awaited him.

Caketh then heard footsteps outside his room, they progressively got louder as his younger brother Paganis came running down the hallway. Paganis came bursting into his room smiling, showing his buckteeth and joyfully chanting "Today's the day, today's the day". He also had his rainbow poncho on, which he had made himself, this was before their mother/dad Stephenie/Stephen had passed away earlier that year.

Caketh was always protective of his little brother because his brother was a little slow and quite a lot weaker compared to him.

Caketh proceeded to get out of his bed and calm little Paganis down, who at this stage was trying to eat some chicken poop he had found on the floor. Caketh stopped him before he got it in his mouth and told him that if he had put that in his mouth that his mouth would be full of shit like the village idiot Plugg3r the Poster, who named so due to the absurd amount of crapped he talked about all the imaginary posts that he owned.

This was a usual morning for the two who had been living by themselves for the past 6 months after their mother passed away, they did not remember their father who left when Caketh was 2 and Paganis was only a few months old. Their house was situated on the Arden River in Norffern, it was a small house in a small town.

Caketh was eager to get ready and out the door because today he was leaving Norffen and venturing to The Coast of Gold to begin his training as a Player, this was the name give to the warriors who fought the evil minions who had been created by Welchman.

To be continued...

 

[WAG]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

Surely there is enough evidence for BF to introduce a cap of how many threads you can make in a week.

 

[Poseidon]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

To be continued...

Yeah well where the hell is chapter 2? Once again you fail to deliver, you're just a failure on top of a failure on top of a failure wrapped in an enigma.

 

[Murraj1966]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

 

[ColonelSanders]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

Surely there is enough evidence for BF to introduce a cap of how many threads you can make in a week.

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welle ist note nicer too mack fun of him anyeway juste ecause he onnly younger boyo so d'nnot go posing pictares in his treid too mack goodd tread :mad and i repot yuo to mod

 

[Cake]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

Hahaha, gotta admit I laughed at how shit this thread was, wtf was I thinking...

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

Don't stop now Cake. Go smash a flagon of goon and type out chapter two.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Re: Bay 13 - Return of the King

can somebody give me this version

 

[Cake]

Rising Postar - 2010

This thread is taking nominations for the Rising Postar (like the pun?) for 2010.

They must have joined in 2010 only.

To start off the nominations I nominate Plugg3r.

 

[Gus]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

you just want someone to nominate you, so you win an award with positive connotations.

No dice.

 

[PieBeast]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

2010 was a horrendously woeful draft.

 

[Cake]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

you just want someone to nominate you, so you win an award with positive connotations.

No dice.

Fine, I'm excluded from the nominations

 

[wambat]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

2010 is the reason Bay13 standards have dropped so much.

 

[STC]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

Fine, I'm excluded from the nominations

You only say that so when no one nominates you it won't be embarrassing.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

cake =

 

[Bartosrules]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

At least name it right - Rising Bandwagoners 2010

 

[Poseidon]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

Hey I'd like to nominate myself is thats kewl?

 

[scomac]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

Fine, I'm excluded from the nominations

Be satisfied with the flog of the year and attention whore of the year .

 

[Cake]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

No self nominations.

So far only Plugg3r has been nominated.

 

[Timmy Houlihan]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

massive backfire Cake!

 

[Poseidon]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

Someone nominate me ffs i desperately want this award

 

[Bigeasy]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

Cake, do you enjoy being punished?

 

[The Donners]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

2010 is the reason Bay13 standards have dropped so much.

Quoted for accuracy.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

Cake, do you enjoy being punished?

who doesn't?

 

[Bigeasy]

Re: Rising Postar - 2010

who doesn't?

I was thinking more like this BG: