Jack Watts' Hair

[Westicle]

From the fine people who brought us Andrew Walker wearing a hat and Richo eating a piece of chicken, comes the newest AFL scandal du jour, Jack Watts' hair:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...k/news-story/f0014c3c4fe19a9c116d0fdb24e1b538

Great story. Rich and compelling.

Can the HS maintain this level of quality journalism throughout the off-season? We wait with baited breath...

 

[Damon_3388]

And the story of Melbourne's 2017 season will be titled 'Children of the Damned'.

 

[JVseven]

Jack Assange.

 

[jimbler]

Get on him for the Brownlow

 

[Moist Biscuit]

Will the real slim shady please stand up.

 

[Beerfish]

Shut up all of you. I think he looks very pretty.

 

[charcoalchicken]

The instagram article is amazing as well

 

[Le Grille]

Hmm.. checks, nope I'm on bigfooty, i thought this was women's weekly

 

[Malifice]

Thread needs poll where votes for his hair is not counted.

 

[Dez!]

Hmm.. checks, nope I'm on bigfooty, i thought this was women's weekly

You realise he's taking the piss out of the Herald Sun for doing an article on Watts' hair right?

 

[Le Grille]

You realise he's taking the piss out of the Herald Sun for doing an article on Watts' hair right?

Yep, completely aware. Just my point made no sense I was trying to fit in with the piss take, but upon reading I fell of te mark. Serves me right for sneaking a post in while at work

 

[Leather Poisoning]

The bad guy from The Da Vinci code

 

[R_Grunter]

Jack does whatever he wants.

I think they planned to do an article on Melkshem and realised how boring it was so someone was like oh let's talk about Jacks hair. Let's be honest it was a lot more interesting than what milkshakes had to say.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Aryan Demons

 

[Nostradumbass]

 

[Bluelegs]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

 

[Plugger35]

I guess if you can't play like Nick Riewoldt the next best thing is to try to look like him.

 

[Boristown]

Still married to Portia de Rossi?

 

[Northworth]

Andrew Walker's hat has retired

 

[Skipper_]

Stop starting pointless threads.

 

[base615]

Zero fcuks were given

 

[telsor]

Andrew Walker's hat has retired

My thoughts exactly....

Jack Watts hair is the new hat.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

 

[Vintage]

Zero fcuks were given

Or received

 

[TeeJay Blue]

It's going to raise eyebrows. But there's no need for the media to make a whole song and dance about it.

Let's just say it is reward for his best season to date. Played really well this year.