Did you even read the OP?
Yes it's a stupid thread, that was the intention, the serious "AFL - The Australian Football League" board is up there. ^
I just like my Bay threads funny, sorry if thats too much to ask for
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Did you even read the OP?
Yes it's a stupid thread, that was the intention, the serious "AFL - The Australian Football League" board is up there. ^
Yep, as opposed to what, Jarman "we would've taken him at pick 14 anyway" Impey? Maximum Lols were had. Lol
Sorry, can you give me a link where any crows officials have said we rated any of our draftees in the top 3 of the draft? I'd hate to see a Poort fan's whinge about the crows be affected by hyperbole.I think the club was pretty clear we picked him because he fills a need we have, its not a difficult concept some clubs have needs hence will pay more to fill them at least we didn't say yeah we had Impey at number 3 in the draft were stoked to see him there at 21 ala every recruit picked at the crows in the past 5 years .....
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Impossible..... you didn't have a first round pick because you're cheats
At least we didn't give up #23 for Danny Butcher![]()
Crows always say that shit: insert any assorted hack enter AFC, Yeah we rated Siggins as top 5 in the draft we were really happy to see him still there at pick 104 .....
Ok Jonts, after reflecting and reading the last three posts...
I might have been wrong and you may have made a very good point.
Camry! HAHA. They are such a horrid little team. It's going to be so delicious watching Port, who are vastly superior in every way possible, including current list, history, and supporter base, tear them to shreds. Camry a real chance of getting the spoon![]()
Loldid he threaten to hit you with his handbag?
Made a very good point!!!! what a humbug.![]()
Port Power fans are still yet to realise the draft penalties they have imposed upon themselves with some of their drafting over the last half a decade. Two first round picks blown on butcher and moore. Very little success from the second round or later. With all the top draft picks you flogs have collected you should've won a few premierships! Lol
Tex is on the money unfortunately Ronson. Crunched the numbers after the draft and Crouch's DE in 2012 was 63% last year and 60% this year. Not bad for someone who was the best inside mid/extractor in the draft! As for Impey, unfortunately there is no excuse for his wayward kicking!
Port Power fans are still yet to realise the draft penalties they have imposed upon themselves with some of their drafting over the last half a decade. Two first round picks blown on butcher and moore. Very little success from the second round or later. With all the top draft picks you flogs have collected you should've won a few premierships! Lol
Oh piss off Dee Dee.
Davis pick netted is brad crouch, so yes Davis is going quite well thanks. Tambling showed more at afl level than Moore did! LolOh noes. Ports used two first round picks on two slowly developing players, how dare they! At least ours are good enough to stay on the list of a top 5 team. How's Phil Davis and Richard Tambling going?
Well done on righting that mistake by trading for Lewis Johnson and Tom Lynch! Who you've chosen to replace with a 32 year old...
Also, Matt Crouch had a kicking efficiency of 51% in 2012 which isn't bad for a inside mid. But in 2013 he seemed to shit the bed and it dropped to 45% from 70 less kicks. Good on the Crows for picking him up, he will go nicely with your shank brigade of midfielders.
Davis pick netted is brad crouch
In the year it ended up being activated it was 10 and about pick 20. Not too shabby.Davis pick and?
Didn't it end up 10 and 13 for Crouch and Brown?
Davis pick netted is brad crouch, so yes Davis is going quite well thanks. Tambling showed more at afl level than Moore did! Lol
Matt crouch was the best clearance player from the 2013 draft. Impey was a soft outside squib who still only had a DE of just over 60% despite being under no pressure compared to crouch. But sure, I'm sure all port fans are happy with gimpey, I mean Ken said he'd have been taken at 14 anyway right?! Lol
Lol one year in the finals after 6 years of embarrassing misery and all of a sudden port power are back?! Lol, it's no surprise though, a team that's only won one flag would get carried away like that. Mediocrity breeds delusion and desperation. Carry on.Must be a great feeling knowing you've beaten a team away from home in the finals since 1998 and beaten Collingwood in the finals. Oh wait... You haven't.
We'll tell you how the 2014 finals are while you're on holidays in september again.
Lol one year in the finals after 6 years of embarrassing misery and all of a sudden port power are back?! Lol, it's no surprise though, a team that's only won one flag would get carried away like that. Mediocrity breeds delusion and desperation. Carry on.
Hang on . You realise your one and only flag occurred closer to our two than the present day right. Presumably if it gets to 2113 and port power and the crows haven't won another flag, you flogs will still be claiming we "haven't won a premiership in ages". If you guys won a flag this decade it might be different but news flash mate, 2004 was quite a while ago! lol and we don't have 119, you can have that record for as long as you like!!! BahahaYou support a team that has been through 15 years of embarrassment and delusion. The media in this state still clings on to the belief that you're relevant.
Hang on . You realise your one and only flag occurred closer to our two than the present day right. Presumably if it gets to 2113 and port power and the crows haven't won another flag, you flogs will still be claiming we "haven't won a premiership in ages". If you guys won a flag this decade it might be different but news flash mate, 2004 was quite a while ago! lol and we don't have 119, you can have that record for as long as you like!!! Bahaha
Lol you can have as many reserves wins as you want, they're just as meaningless today as port's sanfl flags. As for "history", your history in the afl has been a joke, characterized by the charity of the crows, the sanfl and the afl to keep your penniless club Alive. But don't worry, the chip on your shoulder is all the thanks I need! LolToo bad the Crows greatest achievement was 119. We're fine with it, because you can hang your hat on that for as long as you want, while we try and add to our history.
Also, you'll be our bitches in the reserves comp, just like in the AFL.
From first to last at showdown at Aami, you've had to invest in KY.