Scene: Kennett Family rhododendron garden, by the pond outside the west wing.
Jeff is crouched on a knee inspecting the rhododendrons. He appears wearied from the time spent, in silence, at the helm of an AFL behemoth spanning two states.
He is glad for the respite offered by a good prune, the peristaltic pleasure that comes from the feel of secateurs in his effeminate hands.
Snip.
Morning sun penetrates the clouds and, as the warmth washes over him, he peers left to see Felicity - dressed only in her poo and wee intimate apparel - rocking mischievously on the garden swing.
Snip.
"Jeffrey, darling, bring your secateurs over here."
Jeff is crouched on a knee inspecting the rhododendrons. He appears wearied from the time spent, in silence, at the helm of an AFL behemoth spanning two states.
He is glad for the respite offered by a good prune, the peristaltic pleasure that comes from the feel of secateurs in his effeminate hands.
Snip.
Morning sun penetrates the clouds and, as the warmth washes over him, he peers left to see Felicity - dressed only in her poo and wee intimate apparel - rocking mischievously on the garden swing.
Snip.
"Jeffrey, darling, bring your secateurs over here."