Jokes: The Good, The Bad and The Really Bad

[Fat Jesus]

'There's two fish in a tank, and one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?" '

 

[Fat Jesus]

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

 

[Fat Jesus]

What's black and red and sits on a fence?

A Crow with a fat.

 

[Fat Jesus]

What's white and blue and sits in a tree?

A refrigerator wearing a jean jacket.

 

[Daicos Torpedo]

Scientists are sick of the planet Uranus getting teased, so they've decided to change its name.
It will now be called Urectum

 

[Daicos Torpedo]

I was kidnapped by a gang of Mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me