Flogstradamus Jordan DeGoey off to the states to turn himself into the next Petracca. Document his abject failure here.

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This seems arrogant enough for me to smirk at. All of a sudden DeGoey has decided to pull his finger out after 7 years collecting cheques for potential, and he has his sights set on effectively becoming the best player in the game after one pre-season of effort.

I think we can all get together for this one and enjoy his failure as a group.


Even if you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.

In other words, this thread will be compulsory for your mental health.
 
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I read it wrong at first and thought he was going into rehab in the states.

My initial question was going to be - how would he scale a fence to get out? 🤣🤣
 
Can't wait to see Reject Shop Petracca (nee KMart Dusty) pull his finger out for a year, collect a massive pay day then turn to s**t again.
If you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.
DeGoey says the bolded is 2 words.
 
I think the whole article is wrong due to the reporter hearing De Gooeys statement wrong - "I'm off to the states because of Pee Tracker"
 

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smelling great :thumbsu:

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The key sentence in that article:

“De Goey, who comes out of contract at the end of 2022, will be a free agent and is expected to attract heavy interest.”

Pies fans can expect De Gooey to try next year harder than he has ever tried before.
 
I don't recall Petracca sexually assaulting anyone in the off season.
Although he did love the Bulldogs tenderly last month, but that's a different story.
 
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I don't recall Petracca sexually assaulting anyone in the off season.
Although he did love the Bulldogs tenderly last month, but that's a different story.

I’d say he went in dry, but again that’s a different story
 
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