Flogstradamus Jordan DeGoey off to the states to turn himself into the next Petracca. Document his abject failure here.

[Haduken]

Was Petracca arrested in Ny? Lol
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/a...t/news-story/1ebb390c2f430a978506c6addb732a0b

What a moron..

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Was Petracca arrested in Ny? Lol
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/a...t/news-story/1ebb390c2f430a978506c6addb732a0b

What a moron..

Should have been stood down the first time.

 

[zackah]

 

[dees arent rabble]

Or paedophilia

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I think he's more than drunk.

 

[Lethality]

zackah Flogstradamus thanks mate.

 

[zackah]

zackah Flogstradamus thanks mate.

Not often I agree with you, but this one is warranted

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

If Wayne Carey had minimal Footballing Ability.

 

[JimmyBC]

When the big fella was handing out brains he must've took one look at this turnip & said no goey.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

A leopard doesn't change his spots.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

This is worse than anything Sydney Stack

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Sydney Stack

Age

24

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.7

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

202.0

3star

D

9.8

2star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.8

4star

MG

133.0

2star

D

16.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

227.4

4star

has done.

 

[dees arent rabble]

This is worse than anything Sydney Stack has done.

Collingwood said that's racist

 

[RAPPA]

Still after those cheap touches, even after the season’s over

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Don't see patracca bashing and groping women.

Typical weak gutted Melbourne player.
Just no sense of or go getter attitude

 

[dees arent rabble]

Typical weak gutted Melbourne player.
Just no sense of or go getter attitude

Bloody pretty boys

 

[Lethality]

Not often I agree with you, but this one is warranted

 

[RonSon]

Just when it looked like being a boring off season De Gropey gives us something to laugh at... and yes, I'm talking about his dancing.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

This seems arrogant enough for me to smirk at. All of a sudden DeGoey has decided to pull his finger out after 7 years collecting cheques for potential, and he has his sights set on effectively becoming the best player in the game after one pre-season of effort.

I think we can all get together for this one and enjoy his failure as a group.

De Goey keen to emulate Petracca AFL rise

Collingwood's Jordan De Goey is completing an intensive training block in California as he strives to emulate the AFL rise of Melbourne star Christian Petracca.

7news.com.au

Even if you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.

In other words, this thread will be compulsory for your mental health.

Nice call Lethality.
I always knew this clown was a bullshit artist when he broke his hand in a pub fight and told the club he did it playing with his dog.

 

[Doggies1972]

What a guy, what a club, what a season.
It is a thing of beauty.
Carn the Pies.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

What a guy, what a club, what a season.
It is a thing of beauty.
Carn the Pies.

"It was only forcible touching and assault.

George Pell.jpg"

 

[the avoca drover]

"It was only forcible touching and assault.

George Pell.jpg"

Spreaders likes this post

 

[zackah]

Spreaders likes this post

Still waiting for his first post ITT

 

[76woodenspooners]

Where's Micky Turner and Gary Ablett Snr ?

Where’s Brendan Fevola?

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Saveloy Rockstar

 

[the avoca drover]

Still waiting for his first post ITT

Still waiting, maybe Spreaders is really JDG and hasn’t got his phone with him in the cell.