Flogstradamus Jordan DeGoey off to the states to turn himself into the next Petracca. Document his abject failure here.

[Lethality]

This seems arrogant enough for me to smirk at. All of a sudden DeGoey has decided to pull his finger out after 7 years collecting cheques for potential, and he has his sights set on effectively becoming the best player in the game after one pre-season of effort.

I think we can all get together for this one and enjoy his failure as a group.

De Goey keen to emulate Petracca AFL rise

Collingwood's Jordan De Goey is completing an intensive training block in California as he strives to emulate the AFL rise of Melbourne star Christian Petracca.

7news.com.au

Even if you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.

In other words, this thread will be compulsory for your mental health.

 

[Tiger Outcast]

Wow De Pooey really has tickets on himself doesn't he?

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I read it wrong at first and thought he was going into rehab in the states.

My initial question was going to be - how would he scale a fence to get out?

 

[the avoca drover]

Luckily for DeGoey the club was able to make his sexual assault/rape/mass murder charges disappear otherwise he wouldn’t have got a visa.
Wonder what Nafan thinks about DeGoey finally pulling his finger out and doing a proper pre season, lazy campaigner.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Can't wait to see Reject Shop Petracca (nee KMart Dusty) pull his finger out for a year, collect a massive pay day then turn to s**t again.

If you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.

DeGoey says the bolded is 2 words.

 

[dav3]

More likely to be the next Jake Carslile

 

[Cyclops]

Can you smell what we are cooking?

 

[bzparkes]

USA isn't a non-extradition country though...

 

[Dinsdale]

I think the whole article is wrong due to the reporter hearing De Gooeys statement wrong - "I'm off to the states because of Pee Tracker"

 

[brett15]

Can you smell what we are cooking?

smelling great

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

IMO he’ll actually be much better than Petracca but he’ll do it in a 5 win side. Probably win the Brownlow.

 

[theyellowsash]

USA isn't a non-extradition country though...

he probably went there cause he heard youre allowed, nay encouraged, to 'grab them by the pussy'

 

[Cyclops]

smelling great

 

[Always Ballin]

Saw a story and some footage about it on the news.

 

[dees arent rabble]

De Goey the new Dangerfield

 

[A Cut Above]

De Goey the new Dangerfield

Overly-promoted, self interested & Premiershipless?

 

[Cyclops]

De Goey the new Dangerfield

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Lock him in for a 30 and 6 against us early in the year, to be followed by six weeks of doing * all/getting busted DUI/another allegation arising.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Danger don't either. A kook

 

[leobarryustar]

The key sentence in that article:

“De Goey, who comes out of contract at the end of 2022, will be a free agent and is expected to attract heavy interest.”

Pies fans can expect De Gooey to try next year harder than he has ever tried before.

 

[Andrew Birch]

Documented.

 

[iBeng]

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I don't recall Petracca sexually assaulting anyone in the off season.
Although he did love the Bulldogs tenderly last month, but that's a different story.

 

[The Sultan]

I don't recall Petracca sexually assaulting anyone in the off season.
Although he did love the Bulldogs tenderly last month, but that's a different story.

I’d say he went in dry, but again that’s a different story

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

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