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[Restricted Free Agent]

I'll just note I'm prominent enough to have received a mask PM, but cool enough to not use it.

Truly one of a kind.

An exclusive club which I also find myself in

 

[Headless]

An exclusive club which I also find myself in

I thought it to be more exclusive five minutes ago.

 

[VainGlorious]

Disagree. Clowns are either scary or loveable. Clod has zippo personality. The lighter clicks but never bursts into flame. The poor bloke has been torched to cinders.

KP has his moments. I’m in the minority that actually likes him.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I'm fairly certain this thread was created because he wasn't offered a mask.

Nah

 

[Headless]

Nah


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Hmm, my one was for key players. Very interesting.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Big Milestones For Inactive Legends

This week the East Side Hawks celebrated league Hall of Famer Itsmyshow's 350th game with Agent93 putting up this touching tribute.

Media - The Seventh Service - #Itsmy350

Just like your vehicle's service schedule, it's time for our seventh regular check in with how Itsmyshow is going. BigJoeD_ once described him as "a master of on-topic, subtle aggression", and unlike your vehicle he's an absolute Ferrari of the Sweet FA. At the last service this was the report...

www.bigfooty.com

A couple weeks back the Wonders did the same for ClarkeM's 400th game. That's great and all, I mean these guys have been around for a long time and have contributed so much to making up the fabric of the league.

It's really an incredible feat to stay active for such a prolonged period of time- oh wait, they haven't stayed active. Has IMS even made as many posts as he has played games in the past 10 seasons? ClarkeM only shows up like 3 weeks a season, all these inactives racking up games and reaching big milestones only diminishes a TRUE milestone reached by somebody who actually has longevity in the game like The Filth Wizard - whose 250th game is coming up and he's ACTUALLY POSTED in all of those games. WOW!

IMO the most reasonable and logical move here is to subtract from the players' games total all the weeks where they have not made any posts.

IMS would probably be on about 260 and ClarkeM would likely be around 280.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk.

 

[Agent93]

IMO the most reasonable and logical move here is to subtract from the players' games total all the weeks where they have not made any posts.

I volunteer you to update all players' records for all time. Hate can take over when you get them current.

 

[Headless]

I volunteer you to update all players' records for all time. Hate can take over when you get them current.

It's just the logical move, Agent.

 

[Agent93]

It's just the logical move, Agent.

Indeed Mr Spock.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

It's just the logical move, Agent.

I'll start with you, as it turns out you've only played 94 games.

 

[Headless]

I'll start with you, as it turns out you've only played 94 games.

Please check calculations. I think I'm only at about 15.

 

[ClarkeM]

Big Milestones For Inactive Legends

This week the East Side Hawks celebrated league Hall of Famer Itsmyshow's 350th game with Agent93 putting up this touching tribute.

Media - The Seventh Service - #Itsmy350

Just like your vehicle's service schedule, it's time for our seventh regular check in with how Itsmyshow is going. BigJoeD_ once described him as "a master of on-topic, subtle aggression", and unlike your vehicle he's an absolute Ferrari of the Sweet FA. At the last service this was the report...

www.bigfooty.com

A couple weeks back the Wonders did the same for ClarkeM's 400th game. That's great and all, I mean these guys have been around for a long time and have contributed so much to making up the fabric of the league.

It's really an incredible feat to stay active for such a prolonged period of time- oh wait, they haven't stayed active. Has IMS even made as many posts as he has played games in the past 10 seasons? ClarkeM only shows up like 3 weeks a season, all these inactives racking up games and reaching big milestones only diminishes a TRUE milestone reached by somebody who actually has longevity in the game like The Filth Wizard - whose 250th game is coming up and he's ACTUALLY POSTED in all of those games. WOW!

IMO the most reasonable and logical move here is to subtract from the players' games total all the weeks where they have not made any posts.

IMS would probably be on about 260 and ClarkeM would likely be around 280.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk.

I'm around every week, you just don't see me up here in the Hall of Fame sorry.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Big Milestones For Inactive Legends

This week the East Side Hawks celebrated league Hall of Famer Itsmyshow's 350th game with Agent93 putting up this touching tribute.

Media - The Seventh Service - #Itsmy350

Just like your vehicle's service schedule, it's time for our seventh regular check in with how Itsmyshow is going. BigJoeD_ once described him as "a master of on-topic, subtle aggression", and unlike your vehicle he's an absolute Ferrari of the Sweet FA. At the last service this was the report...

www.bigfooty.com

A couple weeks back the Wonders did the same for ClarkeM's 400th game. That's great and all, I mean these guys have been around for a long time and have contributed so much to making up the fabric of the league.

It's really an incredible feat to stay active for such a prolonged period of time- oh wait, they haven't stayed active. Has IMS even made as many posts as he has played games in the past 10 seasons? ClarkeM only shows up like 3 weeks a season, all these inactives racking up games and reaching big milestones only diminishes a TRUE milestone reached by somebody who actually has longevity in the game like The Filth Wizard - whose 250th game is coming up and he's ACTUALLY POSTED in all of those games. WOW!

IMO the most reasonable and logical move here is to subtract from the players' games total all the weeks where they have not made any posts.

IMS would probably be on about 260 and ClarkeM would likely be around 280.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk.

You were 100% wasted as the Admin. Much prefer this version.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You were 100% wasted as the Admin. Much prefer this version.

It's funny because before I was admin I was right up there with the friendliest posters in the league and basically never attacked anyone.
If I didn't become admin I probably would still be like that.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It's funny because before I was admin I was right up there with the friendliest posters in the league and basically never attacked anyone.
If I didn't become admin I probably would still be like that.

Yep. It hardens you.

Just look at all the selfish things it's made Ant Bear do.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

like The Filth Wizard - whose 250th game is coming up and he's ACTUALLY POSTED in all of those games. WOW!

Yep. You did me. Got no excuse.

Sad.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Yep. It hardens you.

Just look at all the selfish things it's made Ant Bear do.

Well in my case this is actually closer to my authentic personality than any past iteration of this persona.

Once you get admin and you know Hall of Fame is a forgone conclusion there's no need to pretend you like or respect anybody on here anymore.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Well in my case this is actually closer to my authentic personality than any past iteration of this persona.

Once you get admin and you know Hall of Fame is a forgone conclusion there's no need to pretend you like or respect anybody on here anymore.

It's why I'm happier being on your side than not mate

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm wearing the mask because I have ugly teeth.

Really? I didn't even notice...I was too busy staring at your ugly n

It's funny because before I was admin I was right up there with the friendliest posters in the league and basically never attacked anyone.
If I didn't become admin I probably would still be like that.

I wrote in a thread somewhere a while back about the stigma of leadership in the SFA

 

[Santoz]

It's why I'm happier being on your side than not mate

You'll swing whichever way the penis does floggo

 

[Itsmyshow]

Big Milestones For Inactive Legends

This week the East Side Hawks celebrated league Hall of Famer Itsmyshow's 350th game with Agent93 putting up this touching tribute.

Media - The Seventh Service - #Itsmy350

Just like your vehicle's service schedule, it's time for our seventh regular check in with how Itsmyshow is going. BigJoeD_ once described him as "a master of on-topic, subtle aggression", and unlike your vehicle he's an absolute Ferrari of the Sweet FA. At the last service this was the report...

www.bigfooty.com

A couple weeks back the Wonders did the same for ClarkeM's 400th game. That's great and all, I mean these guys have been around for a long time and have contributed so much to making up the fabric of the league.

It's really an incredible feat to stay active for such a prolonged period of time- oh wait, they haven't stayed active. Has IMS even made as many posts as he has played games in the past 10 seasons? ClarkeM only shows up like 3 weeks a season, all these inactives racking up games and reaching big milestones only diminishes a TRUE milestone reached by somebody who actually has longevity in the game like The Filth Wizard - whose 250th game is coming up and he's ACTUALLY POSTED in all of those games. WOW!

IMO the most reasonable and logical move here is to subtract from the players' games total all the weeks where they have not made any posts.

IMS would probably be on about 260 and ClarkeM would likely be around 280.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk.

well this is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever read

 

[Kennedy Parker]

'Imagine'

So the song 'Imagine' by John Lennon is often cited to be some kind of anthem of peace and harmony.

Celebrities like to sing it in times of crisis, see:



Unfortunately, what most people don't realise is that this is one of the most nihilistic, stupid songs were ever written! Especially when you read what the lyrics say.

So this season the apparent Beez Trophy favourite TheInjuryFactory has made his own rendition of 'Imagine'. And I'm now going to go analyse the lyrics and hopefully bring to light to the general public what a terrible message the song sends.

Media - Imagine

Imagine there's no Baghdad It's easy if you try No banter below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Waiting for the day (ah ah ah) Imagine there's no shitposts It isn't hard to do Nothing to melt or cry for And no racism, too Imagine all the people Posting fine in peace (yoo hoo oooh)...

www.bigfooty.com

Imagine there's no Baghdad

Then there will be only 11 teams in the Sweet FA, each week a team would have the bye. That sounds like an absolute disaster for fixturing and organising the league so that people are consistently engaged, what a ridiculous proposition!

It's easy if you try
No banter below us

What kind of 'banter' is 'below' us TIF? Each poster in the Sweet FA has their unique brand of posting and the quality of such posting is determined by the eye of the beholder, it is inherently subjective and to declare that a certain style of banter is below any other kind like some kind of Tsar of posting quality is pure arrogance.

Above us only sky

Imagine all the people
Waiting for the day (ah ah ah)

Imagine there's no shitposts
It isn't hard to do

Then we would go back to Season 5 or 6 when match threads consisted of 3 pages of 'Go team' comments. Yeah sounds exciting...

Nothing to melt or cry for

Then why the hell would anyone even bother to show up to the Sweet FA?!?

And no racism, too

Where exactly is the racism, based on what criteria is Baghdad racist? Because Cadaver said so? C'mon dude!

Imagine all the people
Posting fine in peace (yoo hoo oooh)

Sounds like you're advocating for a sickly family wet dream!

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the league will be as one

And it will also be mind-numbingly boring, this league was built on conflict, not a collective session of soggy sao!

Imagine there’s no camels,
or dog GIFs if you can

What's wrong with camels!? Or dogs?!! Don't understand the hate for animals at all!

No Bombers thirst or blunders
And no more Adsense bans

Then what would we laugh at??

Imagine all the people
Sharing all the words (yoo hoo oooh)

'Sharing all the words' WTF does that even mean? Everyone is using the same words? This sounds like an incredibly UNORIGINAL league!

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one

You're probably not the only one, and that's a really bad sign for the league.

I hope someday you'll join us
And the board will be less dumb

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it is dumb. There's nothing worse in this league than some bloviating arseh*le pretentious faux intellectual who makes threads constantly casting judgement on others and acting like they are an arbiter of good and bad posting.

It's unbelievable that 20 people either liked or 'loved' it, everyone one of them needs to take a good long hard look in the mirror.

We should spend less time criticising and tearing down the contributions of others and actually make more of an effort add something substantial to the Sweet FA experience!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

'Imagine'

So the song 'Imagine' by John Lennon is often cited to be some kind of anthem of peace and harmony.

Celebrities like to sing it in times of crisis, see:



Unfortunately, what most people don't realise is that this is one of the most nihilistic, stupid songs were ever written! Especially when you read what the lyrics say.

So this season the apparent Beez Trophy favourite TheInjuryFactory has made his own rendition of 'Imagine'. And I'm now going to go analyse the lyrics and hopefully bring to light to the general public what a terrible message the song sends.

Media - Imagine

Imagine there's no Baghdad It's easy if you try No banter below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Waiting for the day (ah ah ah) Imagine there's no shitposts It isn't hard to do Nothing to melt or cry for And no racism, too Imagine all the people Posting fine in peace (yoo hoo oooh)...

www.bigfooty.com

Then there will be only 11 teams in the Sweet FA, each week a team would have the bye. That sounds like an absolute disaster for fixturing and organising the league so that people are consistently engaged, what a ridiculous proposition!

What kind of 'banter' is 'below' us TIF? Each poster in the Sweet FA has their unique brand of posting and the quality of such posting is determined by the eye of the beholder, it is inherently subjective and to declare that a certain style of banter is below any other kind like some kind of Tsar of posting quality is pure arrogance.


Then we would go back to Season 5 or 6 when match threads consisted of 3 pages of 'Go team' comments. Yeah sounds exciting...


Then why the hell would anyone even bother to show up to the Sweet FA?!?


Where exactly is the racism, based on what criteria is Baghdad racist? Because Cadaver said so? C'mon dude!


Sounds like you're advocating for a sickly family wet dream!


And it will also be mind-numbingly boring, this league was built on conflict, not a collective session of soggy sao!


What's wrong with camels!? Or dogs?!! Don't understand the hate for animals at all!


Then what would we laugh at??


'Sharing all the words' WTF does that even mean? Everyone is using the same words? This sounds like an incredibly UNORIGINAL league!


You're probably not the only one, and that's a really bad sign for the league.


Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it is dumb. There's nothing worse in this league than some bloviating arseh*le pretentious faux intellectual who makes threads constantly casting judgement on others and acting like they are an arbiter of good and bad posting.

It's unbelievable that 20 people either liked or 'loved' it, everyone one of them needs to take a good long hard look in the mirror.

We should spend less time criticising and tearing down the contributions of others and actually make more of an effort add something substantial to the Sweet FA experience!

Nice melt

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The Bombers when one of them uses "Nice melt" to totally SHUT DOWN one of those BC chumps

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LOL. Nice melt.

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Nice melt Napoleon.

Nice melt.

Nice melt.

Looks like you've become what you hate TIF. Sad.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Looks like you've become what you hate TIF. Sad.

I'm flattered Cloddo.