Lazy things you do ?

[ShooterMcGavin8]

Give me some tips on how to be lazier. Go

 

[Gralin]

Never finish anyt

 

[GROTTO]

Give me some tips on how to be lazier. Go

Uber Eats

 

[raskolnikov]

Asking others on an internet forum how to be lazier, rather than finding your own ways, isn't a bad start.

 

[perthblue]

dehydrate and starve myself all evening long because I can't be bothered being away from Youtube for 5 minutes

 

[Coolangatta]

Things you do?

What are these things you speak of and how do you do them?

On second thought, never mind.

 

[Rotayjay]

I never wash my car with a bucket and sponge. I always pay $3-5 and use the service station hose system (but I don't go so far as to use the fully automatic car wash).

 

[sprockets]

Shouldn't thread be titled 'Lazy things you DON'T do'?

 

[mr bagcroft]

Why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow?
Tattoo it on your forearm, and then live it like a mantra.

 

[Grizza]

Piss in the basin because the toilet is too far.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Piss in the basin because the toilet is too far.

Go a level further piss in your bed because getting out of bed is hard.

 

[Gough]

Why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow?
Tattoo it on your forearm, and then live it like a mantra.

It's the slacker mantra.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I never wash my car with a bucket and sponge. I always pay $3-5 and use the service station hose system (but I don't go so far as to use the fully automatic car wash).

I get mine washed at the shopping centre. Means I don't have to look for a park, too.

 

[estibador]

I don't wash my car at all. That's what winter is for.

 

[kickazz]

As we move into the warmer part of the year, I delay not wearing a jumper to the office as long as possible so I don't have to iron my shirt.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

put my washing under my brothers so when he picks up his pile and throws it in he washes mine while he's at it

 

[kickazz]

Eating over the sink or bin to avoid washing dishes.

 

[Rotayjay]

As we move into the warmer part of the year, I delay not wearing a jumper to the office as long as possible so I don't have to iron my shirt.

I can't be buggered washing or ironing my dress shirts. I can iron but it's too hard to get them to look right. Off to the dry cleaners they go. It's $5.50 a shirt - not spare change but that's why I go to work and earn money.

 

[RelaxMax]

I'd post the lynne and carmel sketches but I'm on a break

 

[tigertigertiger]

Make sure your phone charger is next to your bed , your computer is in your room with a wireless keyboard and mouse, don’t get out of bed unless for wee or poo, or not up to you, get pizza delivered daily.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Go to brothels so I don't need to shower before sex.

Or listen to gf nagging

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Make sure your phone charger is next to your bed , your computer is in your room with a wireless keyboard and mouse, don’t get out of bed unless for wee or poo, or not up to you, get pizza delivered daily.

Had to check to make sure you weren't in my bed with me. Exact same layout

 

[CazC30]

Since I have been made redundant I have turned into a twat.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Hook up your letter box to a mini train track that goes into your house, once the mailman comes you don't have to walk to the letter box.

You're so LA.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Never finish anyt

Never start anythi .