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Yeh boi!
 
it's peter garret.
 

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Welcome back from your (presumably sleeping pill induced) slumber BBC. Your floggery has been sorely missed.:thumbsu:
 
JK had a kid, but it was always sick. When the doctor asked him what was wrong with it, he replied, 'It's a little horse.' :D:(


This horse bloke was a cricketer and trialled for Australia after badgering Ponting and co for a try out for months. Anyway he padded up in the nets and Punter told Lee to trundle a couple of gentle outswingers to him. So anyway, Lee jogs in and barely rolls the arm over and this bloke with the horse head smacked the delivery straight back over Lee's head and proceeded to tell Lee that now he understood why he wasn't getting a game for Australia. This brought a smirk to Punters face. At this time Lee decided to up the ante a bit and teach this clown a lesson.

So Lee comes in at 3/4 pace and bowls an 135 kmh ball down and this bloke again tonks him straight back over his head and once again he reminds Lee that at this point of his career, he wasn't up to test standard. Lee was fuming now. Storming back 45 yards he let down with a 155kmh thunderbolt but once again the same result, straight back over his head. Ponting was dumbfounded and proceeded to ask every one of his bowlers to go at him at full pace. They all were tonked all over the place. This bloke treated the Aussie attack like how the GlobeTrotters treated the Generals, with contempt.

Ponting decided to play him in a tiral game against Bangladesh. This horse head bloke and Watson opened up. Watson took the first over and defended beautifully against a violatile pitch. At the change over, Watson warned him about the pitch and how it was moving late but the horse head man just laughed, almost mocking Watson.

The first ball was bowled and smack, SIX. Second ball bowled, SIX.

The first 5 balls yielded 30 runs and Bill Lawrie blew a load over his pigeons while listening to the BBC Broadcast. Australia had uncovered a new, albeit odd new champion cricketer.

The final ball of the over saw a regular defensive push into the vacant covers area to which Watson called for an easy single, only to find himself up the same end as his partner and was duly run out. Watson was inconsoleable, livid almost and before he walked off he asked him " why didn't you run?", he replied "If I could run, I would be at Flemington.:p
 

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This horse bloke was a cricketer and trialled for Australia after badgering Ponting and co for a try out for months. Anyway he padded up in the nets and Punter told Lee to trundle a couple of gentle outswingers to him. So anyway, Lee jogs in and barely rolls the arm over and this bloke with the horse head smacked the delivery straight back over Lee's head and proceeded to tell Lee that now he understood why he wasn't getting a game for Australia. This brought a smirk to Punters face. At this time Lee decided to up the ante a bit and teach this clown a lesson.

So Lee comes in at 3/4 pace and bowls an 135 kmh ball down and this bloke again tonks him straight back over his head and once again he reminds Lee that at this point of his career, he wasn't up to test standard. Lee was fuming now. Storming back 45 yards he let down with a 155kmh thunderbolt but once again the same result, straight back over his head. Ponting was dumbfounded and proceeded to ask every one of his bowlers to go at him at full pace. They all were tonked all over the place. This bloke treated the Aussie attack like how the GlobeTrotters treated the Generals, with contempt.

Ponting decided to play him in a tiral game against Bangladesh. This horse head bloke and Watson opened up. Watson took the first over and defended beautifully against a violatile pitch. At the change over, Watson warned him about the pitch and how it was moving late but the horse head man just laughed, almost mocking Watson.

The first ball was bowled and smack, SIX. Second ball bowled, SIX.

The first 5 balls yielded 30 runs and Bill Lawrie blew a load over his pigeons while listening to the BBC Broadcast. Australia had uncovered a new, albeit odd new champion cricketer.

The final ball of the over saw a regular defensive push into the vacant covers area to which Watson called for an easy single, only to find himself up the same end as his partner and was duly run out. Watson was inconsoleable, livid almost and before he walked off he asked him " why didn't you run?", he replied "If I could run, I would be at Flemington.:p

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