Health Lessons The Hard Way

[DB10]

- Never assume that an hour is "tons of time" to catch a connecting flight in another terminal.

aint that the truth.

And as I type this, one of my friends is about to learn the hard way:

- Never watch pr0n on your computer whilst MSN has "What I'm Listening To" turned on.

hahaha.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Button up jeans ftw

No way, once you break the seal and need to go every 3 minutes they take too long.

As for the OP. Being electrocuted. I was in primary school and a classmate came to school one Monday with black fingernails, he said that he'd been electrocuted.

I went home from school that afternoon, took the globe out of my bedside lamp, turned it on and stuck my finger into the socket. 3 somersaults off the bed and through the door of the wardrobe.

Another one is to never try and take a finger of whipped cream from out of the bowl whilst your mum is still mixing it. I ended up with 3 fingers contorted through the beaters and blew the motor up in the mixer. Mum wasn't happy.

(the above stories took place in the 70s)

Do not play trampoline volleyball when drunk. (they used to have courts on the foreshore down at Lorne)

 

[Schulzenfest]

And that's why you always leave a note.

And that's why you don't teach lessons

 

[Helicopter Punt]

New lesson for this week.
Thoroughly check condition of your ladder (and details of health insurance policy) when painting 4 metres above bricks and tiles

 

[Dee Snider]

New lesson for this week.

Thoroughly check condition of your ladder (and details of health insurance policy) when painting 4 metres above bricks and tiles

Ouch!

Lesson # 1) If helping a mate cut down a tree with a large saw, don't stand directly underneath him. A Saw in the skull from 3 metres cuts deep..and when the doctor says that popping these stitches into your skull without anisthetic "won't hurt that much"....just double check with him on that one...

Lesson # 2) Don't walk around with your finger in the little hole on the top of the can of coke you are drinking from ..and if you do, think twice before you decide to throw that can at someone with your finger inside to the first knuckle. Sharp aluminium cuts throught to the bone.

 

[Spurk]

Ouch!

Lesson # 1) If helping a mate cut down a tree with a large saw, don't stand directly underneath him. A Saw in the skull from 3 metres cuts deep..and when the doctor says that popping these stitches into your skull without anisthetic "won't hurt that much"....just double check with him on that one...

Lesson # 2) Don't walk around with your finger in the little hole on the top of the can of coke you are drinking from ..and if you do, think twice before you decide to throw that can at someone with your finger inside to the first knuckle. Sharp aluminium cuts throught to the bone.

That sounds rather painful.

Reminds of the time the wasp got in my can and stung. Luckily was more cheek than throat but swelling in those areas is a worry. Sure many have been through that.

From bongs to trojan horses, the can is a true warrior.

 

[Knife Wrench]

1/ Make sure shoes are tied well.. can result in broken arms.
2/ Make sure there isn't glass in shallow water when jumping in.
3/ Don't peg a ball at your mate's face when hes hugely pissed off... even if its accidental.

 

[breeno]

Button up jeans ftw

It takes 10 minutes to get the thing undone.

 

[Caesar]

Who on earth likes button-up flies? That's like preferring black and white TV.

 

[ash_1050]

It takes 10 minutes to get the thing undone.

It's the same process as a button up shirt, what's so difficult about it?

Who on earth likes button-up flies? That's like preferring black and white TV.

I have got my junk caught in a zipper before and it's not fun at all, if I know I'm in for a big night then I always wear button up jeans as opposed to my regular zipper jeans.

 

[Caesar]

Just wear underwear. It's not complicated.

 

[breeno]

It's the same process as a button up shirt, what's so difficult about it?



I have got my junk caught in a zipper before and it's not fun at all, if I know I'm in for a big night then I always wear button up jeans as opposed to my regular zipper jeans.

You don't piss out of your belly button.

 

[XFactor1979]

pay a little bit more for the place you are staying at so you dont get mould