Competitions Let's help our cheersquad out

[moogerfooger]

Hi team,

Many thanks to Samcro24 for highlighting this issue. It seems that our cheersquad have completely run dry on banner ideas.

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No doubt it's a tough, thankless task. They do an awesome job each week but it must be difficult coming up with new witty, topical, inspiring or pointed phrases each week. That rhyme.

I thought the Adelaide BigFooty Board could help them out with some ideas.

What could we go with for our trip out west to face the Dockers?

Rookie error - they rhymed the wrong lines. Should have been:

Saturday twilight
Get the win
GWS in our sights
Hear us sing

Still awful but at least get the structure right.

 

[CrowinNT]

Great thread Drugs Are Bad Mackay?
We should keep it going
Be brave AFC and think outside the box

 

[ftmch]

"Groom for McLeod, not just a furphy
How about we do Serong for Murphy?"

Outstanding

 

[steve9798]

Ban the banner. It's so outdated.

 

[steve9798]

cheer squads and the AFC…. It hasn’t been a strong point in our history.

I wonder if anyone currently posting on this site went to this wondrous event.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Finals are looking unsure
With Longmuir
But we also need a fix
As we are stuck with Nicks

 

[Huntercrow]

On Anzac night
menage a trio
Fog, Tex and Thorpe
To conquer Freo

Only works if they all play

or a more sobering .....

To those brave young men
and the sports they loved
looking down
from far above

or more of the same....

Rhyming aint our best thing
but give us a footy
and watch us go.

 

[FR0GGY]

We know the umps won’t favour us
It’s ok though we’ve got Murray Davis

 

[brucetiki]

If anyone wants to submit a suggestion for a future banner to the cheer squad, flick them a message on their Facebook page, or contact them via their website crows.com.au with your suggestion.

The more suggestions that come through, the more likely one of them will get picked.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Nicks gives us the Blues...

 

[Scorpus]

There once was a man called Bryce
We tried to trade for him twice
Pick 10, oh you cheer
O'Brien... oh dear
Neither player did much to entice

 

[FR0GGY]

You haven’t won since 99
We haven’t won since 98
We both have temu Hinkleys
Life sucks.

 

[Samcro24]

You haven’t won since 99
We have won since 98
We both have temu Hinkleys
Life sucks.

 

[adelaidecrows]

Picture for the side of the banner



We both can smell what we are cooking!

 

[SugarShane]

We'll beat the Blues,
and won't mess up your tips.
A big Crows victory,
3 Votes, P. Cripps

 

[dogs105]

You can't rebuild, we can't rebuild
You've wasted so many picks
Our drafting's okay, and players are good
But we just won't sack that prick Nicks

 

[Geoffa32]

Cerra got off
Hinge got suspended
**** Offf

 

[rocket18]

Nicks knows footy like a brick knows flight,
No game plan clear, no skills in sight.
He benches guns, plays clowns instead.
Each weekend ends in shame and dread.

 

[spenze]

The Carlton president sends pictures of his dick

Funny how it looks like Nicks

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Jesus christ that banner on first page is so god damn embarrassing. An absolute disgrace.

 

[Scorpus]

For next week

A flogging last week
You looked very stinky
Crows fans would love
If you retained Hinkley

 

[Geoffa32]

Who's coaching tonight
Carr or Hinkley
Doesn't matter
Both gameplans are stinkly

 

[FR0GGY]

Race 5 no 6 angle park
We hear it goes alright!
Now we have your attention Ken!
Can you please coach tonight?

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Bring back Dixon

 

[Samcro24]

The banner was shit again was it not?