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[RussellEbertHandball]

Champion Data have released a few quirky stats and broken records.
20 quirky stats from the 2016 AFL season

Ollie Wines broke the record for clanger kicks with 59 this year, beating Dustin Martin's record last year of 46.
Jarman Impey broke seven tackles in Round 11 against Collingwood — the most since the stat was introduced in 2011.

Well done Jars. He had a big game against the pies and got 3 brownlow votes.

If that stat was around in 1982 or later Maurice Rioli probably would have recorded 20+ in a game. The bloke was barely ever tackled correctly and he was one of the best tacklers the game has seen.

 

[malcheski]

I think I know something I think we should get Nathan Vardy From Geelong Cat but we could not get him but he is a Strong mate right so why could we not get him reply plese for what you think

Is it possible to detect a stroke by what someone types?

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[Robbie4377]

I know guys but I think Travis Boak Is the best in the 2016 AFL Season he broke some tackles and kicked lots of goals this year also maybe it might be Justin WestHoff so plese Reply what you think is the best player for this season

 

[chiwigi]

As a ruckman or as a player than can play multiple roles, he's proven his worth.

He is a very average KPD and an average ruckman. What's that worth?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I think I know something I think we should get Nathan Vardy From Geelong Cat but we could not get him but he is a Strong mate right so why could we not get him reply plese for what you think

HIP operations + ACL operation means he has a very unstable body to produce his best at AFL level. I liked him when he first started but I don't think his body will handle the rigours of AFL.

 

[TheFVK]

I think I know something I think we should get Nathan Vardy From Geelong Cat but we could not get him but he is a Strong mate right so why could we not get him reply plese for what you think

Bigfooty has become sentient

 

[Visenfest]

What is it with posters who have 'Robbie' in their username on here???

 

[Schulzenfest]

What is it with posters who have 'Robbie' in their username on here???

Maybe Robbie Gray is a sock puppeting shitposter in real life?

 

[LP7_]

When do we play Geelong Cat?

 

[Macca19]

I know guys but I think Travis Boak Is the best in the 2016 AFL Season he broke some tackles and kicked lots of goals this year also maybe it might be Justin WestHoff so plese Reply what you think is the best player for this season

This is pure genius! Bravo!

 

[TheFVK]

What is it with posters who have 'Robbie' in their username on here???

Maybe Robbie Gray is a sock puppeting shitposter in real life?

Inb4 Robbiefest

 

[PepeSilvia]

Just FYI fellas, I think the above poster being quoted is legitimately intellectually impaired.

 

[Relativity]

Just FYI fellas, I think the above poster being quoted is legitimately intellectually impaired.

Must've escaped from the Portaloo fred.

 

[John the Butcher]

Has our sponsorship with EnergyAustralia ended?

Spoiler: 2017 Membership - All Renault guernseys

New version of the Renault logo. The FJGD board reckons it's just a heat-press over the long EnergyAustralia logo on an existing China guernsey.

You beat me to it. I don't think it's a new version – it's clearly just heat-pressed over a 2016 China-themed guernsey that had EnergyAustralia on the front. This could mean one of two things...

A) EnergyAustralia's partnership with PAFC has finished (unlikely)
B) Renault is being promoted on the front of this guernsey as it will technically be an away game for Port in this 2017 fixture (more probable)

And the horizontally-stacked logo is just a byproduct of having to cover up the wide EnergyAustralia logo.

 

[Portia]

This offends me but I am finding it hard to pinpoint why

 

[Portology]

This offends me but I am finding it hard to pinpoint why

Is our nickname "The Premium" now? Missed the mail from KT on that one.

 

[Visenfest]

This offends me but I am finding it hard to pinpoint why

"Have your Port coffee every morning, and just Power on through the day!"

It's ok, I'll see myself out.

 

[Portia]

Also its an `1870 blend', but coffee.afl are doing one for every club. Which...its not likely to be any different to the other coffee is it

However it has pointed out the existence of the .afl web suffix. Hmm.'

Edit: apparently .afl is administrated solely by the AFL, so you can't register a parody domain with the suffix. Boo.

 

[finbarr]

Who the * is "passionate" about coffee?

 

[Portia]

Who the **** is "passionate" about coffee?

My uncle, and everyone else who haunted Lygon St cafes in the 90s

But who is passionate about pod coffee?

 

[Dylan8]

Who the **** is "passionate" about coffee?

Marketers
Dale Cooper
Greeks

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I grind me own beans

#passionate

 

[bomberclifford]

But who is passionate about pod coffee?

Dom Cassisi

 

[raman]

This offends me but I am finding it hard to pinpoint why

Coffee is stupid and coffee capsules are especially stupid.

 

[Magus]

Coffee ****in' rules.