Social Science Life Tricks.

[ash_1050]

#14 Always have a spare $20 or $50 hidden in your sock for a taxi home

 

[Caesar]

15. Carry chewing gum at all times.
16. Always have a condom in your wallet.
17. Know how to tie a full windsor knot.
18. Develop a good handshake.
19. Learn the rudiments of golf, even if you hate it.
20. Don't assume you're fantastic in bed.

 

[r dub 19]

Carry chewing gum at all times.
Always have a condom in your wallet.
Know how to tie a full windsor knot.
Develop a good handshake.
Learn the rudiments of golf, even if you hate it.
Don't assume you're fantastic in bed.

Use the correct format please.

# 15 and so on.

 

[omit]

21. If you have a ****ty sister, don't let her near a digital camera
22. If you do let her near a digital camera, don't get offended when nude pics of her get spread around the internet

 

[lions_den]

#12- Drink as much as you can at pre drinks to avoid wasting your money at the club.

True dat, but also never over do it. A mate a couple of years ago was 5 times the legal limit by the time we got into town (used one of those self testing machines for a laugh), and yes, after a few shots and beers he finished a pint and then filled it right back up again with vomit! We laughed our asses off then left before the shit hit the fan.

 

[Hoffy95]

#23 - If you switch from beer to spirits, do not switch back.

 

[Sweaty]

#24 - Dont hit on hot lesbians, especially when their date is bigger than you.

 

[r dub 19]

#25- If you are trying to pick up a girl with big **** completely ignore them and do not compliment her about them during conversation.

 

[electricfeel]

#26 Always, always, always wear nice underwear. ALWAYS.

 

[bigpapagman]

#26 Always, always, always wear nice underwear. ALWAYS.

you never know whence it might be removed.

 

[r dub 19]

#26 Always, always, always wear nice underwear. ALWAYS.

I stopped seeing two girl because they did not take note of this. One was wearing those girl bonds, get that shit outa here.

 

[Pumbi]

#27 Always double check browsing history/windows open once concluding an internet session.

 

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#28 Never learn the accordion

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

#27 Always double check browsing history/windows open once concluding an internet session.

Fo shizzle. On more than a few occasions when the GF has used the internet, I've seen her start typing in the address bar. Not sure about IE, but with FireFox, there's a drop down list of other sites visited. Sure enough, there's been a few rude ones.

#28. Clean your room and make your bed before you go out for the night.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

i dont agree with the condom in the wallet if your over the age of 16.

 

[Caesar]

i dont agree with the condom in the wallet if your over the age of 16.

It's wise not to tempt Murphy's Law.

 

[yeah_nah]

i dont agree with the condom in the wallet if your over the age of 16.

#29 - not so much a life trick, but a trick a mate used in the past none the less.

He would not only keep a condom in his wallet, but those handwipes from KFC too, to clean up his knob post sechs

NB. This was when we were like 15/16

 

[Gus]

#30- Trim your pubes. Makes the Johnson look bigger (obvious one but should be on the list regardless)

 

[Fevola99]

i dont agree with the condom in the wallet if your over the age of 16.

Two condoms in the wallet in case you get stuck in an elevator with two girls who want a threesome

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Two condoms in the wallet in case you get stuck in an elevator with two girls who want a threesome

This could probably go in the little moments of win thread... Once I grabbed one out of my drawer to put in the wallet. Tucked it away into the usual spot, but then noticed that there was already one there. Was about to put the other one back, but thought bugger it, I'll take two.

Later on at the birds house, I go to put one on.... And the thing broke! God knows how (well I do know how, but I don't want to boast ). Thankfully I had a spare otherwise it would have been a boring night. And I must say, was probably one of the best experiences I've ever had that night.

So yes, put two in your wallet lads!

 

[bigpapagman]

Pfft. Whatever. You probably look like Will Wheaton.

 

[rossi]

This could probably go in the little moments of win thread... Once I grabbed one out of my drawer to put in the wallet. Tucked it away into the usual spot, but then noticed that there was already one there. Was about to put the other one back, but thought bugger it, I'll take two.

Later on at the birds house, I go to put one on.... And the thing broke! God knows how (well I do know how, but I don't want to boast ). Thankfully I had a spare otherwise it would have been a boring night. And I must say, was probably one of the best experiences I've ever had that night.

So yes, put two in your wallet lads!

Iseewhatudidthar

also lol'd at the KFC wipe

#30
If there is an epic thread that won't last long... Browse in offline mode and upload at a later date.

 

[rossi]

#31
If you want to save your man brand but still drink vodka or something similarly ghey, start with a couple of beers and make sure everyone sees you with them. Then switch to vodka and nobody will think twice or you will be too shitfaced to care.

 

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#32 If you want to save your man brand but still drink vodka or something similarly ghey, just get it over with and chop off your penis now. there's no saving your man brand

 

[krusden]

#32 If you want to save your man brand but still drink vodka or something similarly ghey, just get it over with and chop off your penis now. there's no saving your man brand

.... drink it straight. Make sure everyone knows this.