Luke Hodge sits down to pee

[Wojcinski]

It's true unless you can prove me wrong

 

[smasha]

Odear.

 

[David Schwarz]

You've got about three posts to convince me why I shouldn't move this thread to the Fremantle board

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

It's true unless you can prove me wrong

Hard to dispute.

 

[QuietB]

Nothing comes up on a google image search to disprove it

 

[oogac]

Sort like saying Joel Selwood ducks his head so much he can suck his own ****

It's true unless you can prove me wrong

 

[NorthernLights]

Sort like saying Joel Selwood ducks his head so much he can suck his own ****

It's true unless you can prove me wrong

The difference is we've seen evidence to suggest that that isn't too far fetched

 

[bzparkes]

It's true unless you can prove me wrong

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

So...

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

WTF is this shit

 

[Wojcinski]

Unbelievably my thread has been moved to TS. Fortunately sooz has replied to it.

TOTY incoming

 

[db swannie]

Awesome Fred. Needs stickying, like the seat Good Bloke sits on.

 

[William Wonka]

It's true unless you can prove me wrong

You may be onto something Nicky.
Here is a pic of him giving Hird a forced golden shower and he appears to be in a somewhat crouched position

 

[Richoman Tigers]

You may be onto something Nicky.
Here is a pic of him giving Hird a forced golden shower and he appears to be in a somewhat crouched position
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[craffles]

Have urinated next to hodge at a nightclub.








Can confirm he sits down to pee as we were both in cubicles

 

[William Wonka]

Have urinated next to hodge at a nightclub.








Can confirm he sits down to pee as we were both in cubicles

This is true, he does go into a cubicle to piss- once he's in there he throws his old fella over the door and pisses into the urinal.

 

[craffles]

This is true, he does go into a cubicle to piss- once he's in there he throws his old fella over the door and pisses into the urinal.

Confirmed lie. I pissed under the cubicle wall on his feet which were planted firmly on the ground, facing the door, which is known as the position of someone sitting down to pee

 

[William Wonka]

Confirmed lie. I pissed under the cubicle wall on his feet which were planted firmly on the ground, facing the door, which is known as the position of someone sitting down to pee

Yeah thats right- he sits down then flicks it over the top of the door like hes fly fishing.

 

[craffles]

Yeah thats right- he sits down then flicks it over the top of the door like hes fly fishing.

Hmmm. Could be possible. Either way he has my piss all over his shoes

 

[William Wonka]

Hmmm. Could be possible. Either way he has my piss all over his shoes

We all do Craffles.
I don't think Tyreboyz has been doing a very good job cleaning up .

 

[ChappyUK]

Have urinated next to hodge at a nightclub.








Can confirm he sits down to pee as we were both in cubicles

You sure he was peeing?

I once stood at the urinal with Buday at the Vineyard the day after the 08 GF.

Can confirm he pees normally ( not that his pee was normal )

No wonder he wanted out of the Hawks peeing freakshow.

 

[Wojcinski]

We all do Craffles.
I don't think Tyreboyz has been doing a very good job cleaning up .

Too much bubbling with Todd Carney

 

[William Wonka]

You sure he was peeing?

I once stood at the urinal with Buday at the Vineyard the day after the 08 GF.

Can confirm he pees normally ( not that his pee was normal )

No wonder he wanted out of the Hawks peeing freakshow.

I hope you offered to shake his errr hand by way of congratulations.

 

[Doss]

Maybe Hodge is actually onto something.

Maybe us blokes have been missing a trick all these years. All I know is that whenever you go to a house where only females live, their toilets don't stink like they have half a bottle of urine all over the floor.

Then again I remember this one time when I was at the MCG a few years ago, Collingwood vs. Essendon game it was, and some bogan in a Hawks jumper was standing at the pissa with his dacks pulled down to his ankles. As if that wasn't enough, he then let off a massive, head-turning clanger. PHWOAR it was huge, it was. So the whole standing thing does have its unintended comedic side effects.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Then again I remember this one time when I was at the MCG a few years ago, Collingwood vs. Essendon game it was, and some bogan in a Hawks jumper was standing at the pissa with his dacks pulled down to his ankles. As if that wasn't enough, he then let off a massive, head-turning clanger. PHWOAR it was huge, it was. So the whole standing thing does have its unintended comedic side effects.

You were pissing near leigh matthews?