Scandal Luke Slayers

[windyhill]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

Alan Bond gave it a crack.

 

[Mister Carlton]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

Andrew Thorburn

 

[Upgrayedd]

Was being outed this way better or worse than being caught at a Coldplay concert?

There are merits to both.

You know how embarrassing it is being caught red handed at a Coldplay concert?

Edit oh there was an affair involved at the Coldplay concert?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Slayers now being sued by his own wife.

It is alleged that as part of the AFL Commission’s investigation into the nude photo scandal, Sayers provided the Commission with a statutory declaration that made several highly damaging and inaccurate claims about his wife Cate, her actions and her mental health.

Lawyers for Ms Sayers have commenced defamation proceedings in the Victorian Supreme Court, claiming her husband’s false statements have unfairly and significantly damaged her reputation in football and business circles.

 

[boncer34]

Andrew Thorburn

Wasn't President.

 

[webbo_83]

So he's told the commission "my wife's gone ballistic, threatening to kill me, the kids and herself, so we have to just shove this way under the rug and keep our heads down until it blows over" and now she's stopped being invited to stuff because of it? He's a piece of work this bloke!

 

[Xtreme]

I mean he IS Carlton through and through.

 

[Pistol Night]

I mean he us Carlton through and through.

Just a match made in heaven hey

 

[Satan]

Andrew Thorburn

Snookered?

 

[western royboy]

Slayers now being sued by his own wife.

It is alleged that as part of the AFL Commission’s investigation into the nude photo scandal, Sayers provided the Commission with a statutory declaration that made several highly damaging and inaccurate claims about his wife Cate, her actions and her mental health.

Lawyers for Ms Sayers have commenced defamation proceedings in the Victorian Supreme Court, claiming her husband’s false statements have unfairly and significantly damaged her reputation in football and business circles.

Lawyers the only winners here

 

[Satan]

Lawyers the only winners here

And chief

 

[The 747]

And chief

And us for the lolz

 

[Lockyer24]

The Bigfooty investigation was more accurate once again

 

[Daka]

Why sue him? just divorce him and take half his assets...

 

[Cyclops]

The Bigfooty investigation was more accurate once again

[phoney Yank voiceover]

In the Football Rumour system the people are entertained by three separate but equally important groups: the lolcows who generate content, the AFL who botch the cover up, and Bigfooty investigators who guess wildly until they get it right.

These are their made up stories.

DUN DUN

 

[western royboy]

Why sue him? just divorce him and take half his assets...

Why fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?

 

[The Blue Max]

Slayers now being sued by his own wife.

It is alleged that as part of the AFL Commission’s investigation into the nude photo scandal, Sayers provided the Commission with a statutory declaration that made several highly damaging and inaccurate claims about his wife Cate, her actions and her mental health.

Lawyers for Ms Sayers have commenced defamation proceedings in the Victorian Supreme Court, claiming her husband’s false statements have unfairly and significantly damaged her reputation in football and business circles.

When I saw the headline, I thought the Defamation applied to the embarrassment she suffered from marrying a bloke with such a tiny dick!

 

[Sentinel]

Why sue him? just divorce him and take half his assets...

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Why sue him? just divorce him and take half his assets...

Will do that anyway. Wants to force him to publish some sort of retraction / apology I’d say… and admit to lying on a stat dec.

She ain’t happy and is twisting the knife.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Divorce him, take half his assets, sue him, take the other half

 

[Orfullrules]

When I saw the headline, I thought the Defamation applied to the embarrassment she suffered from marrying a bloke with such a tiny dick!

Did you actually look at the pictures?

 

[Cyclops]

Did you actually look at the pictures?

 

[Toump Ass]

Did you actually look at the pictures?

I missed it unfortunately. Can you please describe it in detail?

 

[The Blue Max]

Did you actually look at the pictures?

That’s kind of personal…anyway, I’m not that kind of guy…..you?

 

[Cyclops]

I missed it unfortunately. Can you please describe it in detail?

Here's a close up:

Spoiler: Offensive image, clapped out hairy ballsack