Mad Monday

[Soups]

Hey guys, my football team is having its mad monday this weekend and I would like to make a list of rules for a bit of fun. Would anyone like to suggest some for me?

Also would like to hear some stories, I am sure there are some crackers

Cheers

 

[smiddaz123]

Making a list of rules for fun?

Wow. Ok.

 

[thatday]

After reading the Age today, I must say, if you go anywhere near strippers, stay away from strippers with strap ons.

 

[Soups]

Making a list of rules for fun?

Wow. Ok.

Yeah, i guess to some extent you don't really have boundaries do you lol? I was thinking like you know no sleep before dawn, no eating, if you passout you deserve a haircut. I was just seeing what people may have done in the past is all.

 

[beez]

Water is not allowed. If you need to re-hydrate, go back to the bar

 

[Soups]

Water is not allowed. If you need to re-hydrate, go back to the bar

Yeah this one is a good one. A mate was telling they had a rule if you passout with your shoes on, you can do anything to them lol.

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

"Any exposed skin is a suitable surface for practicing with whiteboard markers".

...and make sure you pick a phrase that gets over-used at the club during get-togethers. Anytime ANYONE uses the phrase it's an automatic skull the drink yer holding.

 

[Soups]

We will have the peg game happening. You count down from 10 and whoever has the peg on them has to skull their drink. Gets everyone going, great fun

 

[swiftdog]

Not really a rule but "random landings" with the beer bong were always fun on footy trip, especially when it always landed on the same person

 

[Optimax]

After reading the Age today, I must say, if you go anywhere near strippers, stay away from strippers with strap ons.

Agreed

 

[sirlothie]

"Any exposed skin is a suitable surface for practicing with whiteboard markers".

...and make sure you pick a phrase that gets over-used at the club during get-togethers. Anytime ANYONE uses the phrase it's an automatic skull the drink yer holding.

Whiteboard markers pfft. You need surgical skin markers... look like regular marker but this shit just DOES NOT come off.

Forget scrubbing, you basically have to lose a layer of skin for this stuff to come off... adding to the hilarity of course when your mate comes out of the bathroom red raw from scrubbing but your scribblings are still just as clear as when he went in there...

 

[sirlothie]

I heard Jason Akermanis telling this story on the radio to Hughesy and Kate on the radio...

Last year I think it was the Bulldogs guys were away on their end-of-season trip and out of the blue one of them suggests as a dare that for the next hour they all drink with none of their clothes on... (sounds a bit gay I know but keep reading...).

So they all strip off and a moment later one Nathan Eagleton seems to have developed a raging, pronounced boner... To the raised eyebrows of his colleagues, he was now desperately protesting his innocence to the fact that he is not a homosexual.... and he does not know what is happening but he is not gay.

Poor bloke was the victim of a hilarious prank by Ryan Hargrave who cheekily had crushed up a Viagra tablet previously and slipped it into his drink....

 

[pongo_3931]

Poor bloke was the victim of a hilarious prank by Ryan Hargrave who cheekily had crushed up a Viagra tablet previously and slipped it into his drink....

And precedes to get sacked for taking... performance enhancing drugs!



Classic gag btw.

 

[Pie eyed]

Yeah, i guess to some extent you don't really have boundaries do you lol? I was thinking like you know no sleep before dawn, no eating, if you passout you deserve a haircut. I was just seeing what people may have done in the past is all.

Beastie Boys rules....No sleep till bedtime...

The Rules.

No Undies.
No mobiles.
No more rules.

 

[Snag Breac]

Anyone caught:

A. train-surfing while drunk,
B. having their head bounced off concrete following a King St altercation, or
C. being stabbed on a dance floor,

will not be guaranteed a spot in next year's team.

Stay safe.

 

[goal sneak]

We had our mad monday this week after losing our Grand Final. Hilarious day.

A list of the things that I had done to myself.
- Left my phone on the table. One of the boys thought it would be a good idea to message everyone on my phone that I was either coming out the closet or was upo fo some action. Got my phone back and had 159 messages in the next 30 minutes.
- Had a fire cracker put in my hood. Blew a home through the double layered fabric.
- Had my shoes stolen.

 

[tess]

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/4998774/bucks-party-stripper-r*ped-best-man/

Get some entertainment ..... and ya wont sit down for a week.

 

[Skade]

Wonder what Dids & Heater will be doen.

 

[tess]

Driving the bus maybe!

 

[Shellz]

I hope our boys are behaving well. *cringes*

 

[tess]

Lets face it the best place for the boys to have their Mad Monday would be a certain clubhouse Dids is familiar with. What media would dare intrude.......

 

[Optimax]

Lets face it the best place for the boys to have their Mad Monday would be a certain clubhouse Dids is familiar with. What media would dare intrude.......

Only open to the general public on a Friday night every other night is mebers only tess you shoudl know this

 

[tess]

Only open to the general public on a Friday night every other night is members only tess you should know this

Invited guest's get in anytime.... xxx