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[DB10]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ed-Christina-Aguilera-over-lesbian-romps.html

SEXY CHRISTINA AGUILERA was dumped by husband JORDAN BRATMAN because of her lust for lesbian romps, it was claimed yesterday.

wut?

 

[HeavyPop]

JORDAN BRATMAN ur doing it wrong

 

[rossi]

Read it as JORDAN BATMAN. Was dissappoint.

 

[r dub 19]

A mum-of-three who ran off with her teenage stepson has dumped him - for his 20-year-old best pal.

Dawn Smith, 35, left husband Andrew, 38, for his son Ben just months after meeting him.

The pair became lovers after Ben, 18, tracked down his estranged dad on Facebook after years of separation.
Last night, a year after we revealed their bizarre affair, Dawn told how it is now over... and how she has exchanged Ben for his friend Mark Donnison.

"Ben and I loved each other but in the end it was just too difficult to stay together," says care assistant Dawn. "Andrew never came to terms with it and gave us too much grief.

"Ben's his son and I'm his ex-wife and the mother of his other three children. I suppose it was doomed from the start. Falling in love with Mark was something I didn't see coming. But now my life is perfect.


"Ben and I split last Christmas," adds Dawn. "Ben showed Mark my picture and one day I got a text from Mark out of the blue. I was flattered and we started chatting. He confided in me about his tough upbringing.
"I'm a good listener and we just seemed to click. We arranged to meet and it was love at first sight. Our first kiss was amazing. I knew straight away that we were destined to be together. It felt like I had known him for years."

Bizarrely, Ben has remained friends with Dawn AND Mark and all three share nights out in York. Dawn says: "We told Ben that we were an item and he was surprisingly good about it. He said he knew that he and I had no future and that me ending up with Mark was great."

In May this year, Mark moved in with Dawn and her kids - Rebecca, 14, and twins Harry and Abigail, eight. "He became a father figure," she says. "He's brilliant at it too. The kids love him.
"People will think it's bizarre, but Ben even lived with us for a few months this summer," she says. "It wasn't at all awkward. Don't forget, Rebecca and Abigail and Harry are Ben's half brother and sisters - it gave them all a chance to be together!"

In September, Mark fulfilled his ambition to join the Army - and proposed to Dawn the night before he left for basic training.

She said: "I just hope the next 12 months make me as happy as I hope they will. And that they are a little less eventful!"[/QUOTE]

 

[beez]

pics or GTFO

 

[Ochre]

Read it as JORDAN BATMAN. Was dissappoint.

same

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[Saint KFC]

That's so ****ed rdub

 

[DB10]

sounds like Ben was just using her for sechs with a cougz.

good on him I guess.

 

[half_back_flank]

"People will think it's bizarre, but Ben even lived with us for a few months this summer," she says. "It wasn't at all awkward. Don't forget, Rebecca and Abigail and Harry are Ben's half brother and sisters - it gave them all a chance to be together!"

No, it wouldn't be awkward at all.

Surely at 14 Rebecca has an vague idea of whats going down when her Daddy's son retires to the master bedroom every night.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ed-Christina-Aguilera-over-lesbian-romps.html

SEXY CHRISTINA AGUILERA was dumped by husband JORDAN BRATMAN because of her lust for lesbian romps, it was claimed yesterday.

wut?

Something is obviously wrong with him.

 

[omit]

don't know what he's thinking. he will never do better

 

[smiddaz123]

"My understanding was that Jordan wasn't involved when she brought girls home.

If she didn't at least let him watch, very poor form.

 

[Phone]

he better have some footage

 

[trueblue_91]

 

[wce4premiership]

zomg...thats so ****ing awesome. Listening to christina songs now to pick up subtle lesbo msgs

 

[Jaeger]

What a goose. Was very lucky to have her.

This is him

 

[Allbetsroff]

Look he has got the poor fashion sense, goofy facial hair. I bet he is completely uncoordinated too. A prime specimen.

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

She cheated on him. Good on him for leaving her

 

[rhinowce]

Wow talk about batting out of his league, he must be rich or packing some serious length.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Haven't heard anything from Christina in a while. Must be new album time. A sex tape will probably appear on the net soon

 

[Football God]

Can we pls turn this thread into a post pictures on Christina Aguilera thread?

will be back later.

 

[lards]

She cheated on him. Good on him for leaving her

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like that homo will ever get close to a chick like that again.

 

[Allbetsroff]

Wow talk about batting out of his league, he must be rich or packing some serious length.

It would have to be the first one, because the only thing he would have packing some serious length is his nose.

 

[Histrionics]

Wow talk about batting out of his league, he must be rich or packing some serious length.

Probst.

 

[Marklar_33]

Wow talk about batting out of his league, he must be rich or packing some serious length.

Yes, but none of us can compete with plastic...