Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Alberton Proud]

Rowey is a few broken windscreens short of a roadworthy vehicle if u know what I mean

A koala with chlamydia

 

[tribey]

Rowey on 5DoubleCrow this morning, "We haven't lost as many finals as Port." Let me explain something Rowey - in order to have the opportunity to lose a final, you must first qualify to play in one.

After starting 8-3 from 1993-1998, they’ve gone 10-17 since, for 18-20 (47.36%) overall.

Port are 14-18 (43.75%) in the same timeframe, having not experienced the benefits of the bonkers McIntyre Six/Eight with all its glorious double-chances and wacky home ground advantage flips.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Rowey on 5DoubleCrow this morning, "We haven't lost as many finals as Port." Let me explain something Rowey - in order to have the opportunity to lose a final, you must first qualify to play in one.

Yep amazingly theyve lost way more than Essendon or Gold Coast though this century.

 

[gbear]

Rowey on 5DoubleCrow this morning, "We haven't lost as many finals as Port." Let me explain something Rowey - in order to have the opportunity to lose a final, you must first qualify to play in one.

Come on, surely you know that is beyond his intellect to actually understand!

 

[gbear]

How has that clown not been institutionalised?

Or fired for that matter!

 

[gbear]

He plays to his audience.

The intellectually disadvantaged?

 

[longdonkey]

Or fired for that matter!

I'm still pissed with him stealing my parking spot all the time. It was only 30 years ago.

Me and Crowey

 

[Harro59]

Come on, surely you know that is beyond his intellect to actually understand!

This is the most important measure of success for them.

Well done Adelaide. All targets met. Parade through the streets.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Actually low key pissed we didnt rookie Jimmy Rowe. Id pay his salary just for the joke.

 

[scotty13]

Actually low key pissed we didnt rookie Jimmy Rowe. Id pay his salary just for the joke.

Yeah I thought he was hard done by at the Crom. I mean your are never winning a flag with Jimmy in your side, but he held his own in seasons where they finished last and 4th last.

You know Kenny probably wanted him. He is a Kenny type player I think.

 

[Grave Danger]

Plagiarism! (with a dose of good old WA parochialism thrown in)

 

[Ford Fairlane]

The media lining up to link the crom to Christian Petracca

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Christian Petracca

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

. Quick we need a diversion from our miserable finals exit. Link us to a top flight midfielder!

 

[tribey]

The media lining up to link the crom to Christian Petracca. Quick we need a diversion from our miserable finals exit. Link us to a top flight midfielder!

Given their three biggest name recruits who weren’t South Aussie or had existing SA ties (ie Carey, Betts) remain Jason McCartney, Richie Tambling and James Podsiadly,

If Petracca actually does go there my cognitive dissonance will be up there with losing the Ashes in 2005.

 

[Bump Bailey]

Given their three biggest name recruits who weren’t South Aussie or had existing SA ties (ie Carey, Betts) remain Jason McCartney, Richie Tambling and James Podsiadly,

If Petracca actually does go there my cognitive dissonance will be up there with losing the Ashes in 2005.

Barry Standfield literally exists

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Channel 7 Two Team Town goal of the week again between crows men's and women's teams.

Not even trying to hide it anymore.

 

[soafraid]

Given their three biggest name recruits who weren’t South Aussie or had existing SA ties (ie Carey, Betts) remain Jason McCartney, Richie Tambling and James Podsiadly,

If Petracca actually does go there my cognitive dissonance will be up there with losing the Ashes in 2005.

petracca and zerrett 2 adelaide for jordon butts and toby nankervis
- stephen rowe, probably

 

[snozulu]

 

[philreich]

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Pretty much guarantees a pre grand final bye in 2026.

 

[soafraid]

Pretty much guarantees a pre grand final bye in 2026.

Id prefer no bye at all, but a pre granny one and no pre finals one is way better than what we have now

 

[Doctor Feel]

Pre-GF bye makes so much sense it would not be considered until Geelong are disadvantaged. How about that.

 

[Willsy10]

Why do they need a bye before or during finals. You want a bye? Finish top 4 and win the QF. Earn it.

 

[Steve Dore]

Surely there should be a pre-GF bye period long enough for Jarrod Berry

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Jarrod Berry

Age

28

Ht

193cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

8.5

3star

HB

8.9

5star

M

3.9

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

17.0

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.6

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.1

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

4.4

2star

HB

6.2

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

0.8

3star

to recover from his shoulder injury.

 

[MrMeaner]

Surely there should be a pre-GF bye period long enough for Jarrod Berry to recover from his shoulder injury.

Perhaps a 6 month bye to make sure both sides have full squads to choose from. It's only fair

 

[bomberclifford]

Meh, bye, shmye. It's a war of attrition. Winning clubs build and manage lists to play to a game plan so that any one injury or suspension has limited impact.

 

[chiwigi]

Meh, bye, shmye. It's a war of attrition. Winning clubs build and manage lists to play to a game plan so that any one injury or suspension has limited impact.

We need a home and away season with squad rotations. Not more rest time.