Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[240volt]

Dillon, seriously you could leave Adelaide in 1986 come back today and w***ers like him are still on radio.

I’m amazed old Cornes and KG are still going.
I left Adelaide 25 years ago and I thought they were dead then.

 

[SC_Power]

I’m amazed old Cornes and KG are still going.
I left Adelaide 25 years ago and I thought they were dead then.

They were.
And are.
Still.
They’re just playing old recordings and the 5AA clientele think it’s new material.

 

[PatientMental]

Does this mean Rucci is gone?

I think he may be

Has been booted, fantastic news

 

[Grave Danger]

Dillon is starting to look like an old Associate Professor winding down his tenure.

Meanwhile the other Dillon is starting to look like Michael Palin on yet another travelogue...

 

[blink185]

Rooch had absolutely lost the plot this year - no shock that Hutchy has switched up the SENSA line-up late and given him the flick.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Where will Rooch live now he's been kicked out of the studio?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Meanwhile the other Dillon is starting to look like Michael Palin on yet another travelogue...

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Dudes are thinking, That will move a long way off the seam.

 

[Portmagpies36]

I’m amazed old Cornes and KG are still going.
I left Adelaide 25 years ago and I thought they were dead then.

They are brain dead have been for decades.

 

[Sheeds]

He gets pretty emotional KG. Every time I happen to tune in he seems to end up crying.

 

[bomberclifford]

Classic "Port Power Player is a rapist!" article on Adelaide Now.

Never mind that the guy was only ever a rookie a hundred years ago, still leads with the photo in his training guernsey.

 

[Sheeds]

Classic "Port Power Player is a rapist!" article on Adelaide Now.

Never mind that the guy was only ever a rookie a hundred years ago, still leads with the photo in his training guernsey.

I still remember when they previously reported the crimes of " Port Adelaide star Adam Cockshell"

 

[240volt]

They are brain dead have been for decades.

Question I always ponder is why are there so many like that in the Adelaide media.
I hear people mention names who are still on tv or radio and I’m shocked thinking how in the hell are they stil going.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Meanwhile the other Dillon is starting to look like Michael Palin on yet another travelogue...

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The dude with the sunnies on dillons left just oozes cool, what a chad.

 

[Donuts_]

Most of the football media have written us off completely for 2026. Excellent.

 

[manureid]

Channel 7 shockingly reporting former Port Adelaide player is a rapist.

 

[SC_Power]

Channel 7 shockingly reporting former Port Adelaide player is a rapist.

Putting aside the guilty by association, He Never actually played for Port Adelaide did he?

 

[Anyonebutken]

Most of the football media have written us off completely for 2026. Excellent.

I think it comes down to a couple of things. They think Ken was a great coach who got the best out of the list. We all know that was not the case.
Also they know next to nothing about Carr all they know that he was a tough player for port who was a bit of a pest.
Remember Josh has not learnt any of his craft as a player or coach in Victoria only here and in wa. Whether that hinders him I don't think it will we will see. They are clueless about his footy knowledge and his readiness to coach. They also haven't been paying much attention to team of coaches josh has assembled. Let them find out the hard way

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Channel 7 shockingly reporting former Port Adelaide player is a rapist.

It's no surprise.

Will never forget that time a couple of years ago with the article about Joffa being a sex offender. Joffa is only known for 3 things - Collingwood, gold jacket and being a pedo. But the main photo in the Herald Sun article is him wearing a Port jumper. WTF. I can't even find that photo after about 5 minutes of googling. They must have been saving that one up for a rainy day

 

[VineValerian]

Putting aside the guilty by association, He Never actually played for Port Adelaide did he?

Oh no!!!
What the.......?
This cannot be true.

 

[Steve Dore]

Oh no!!!
What the.......?
This cannot be true.

Surprisingly the journos even acknowledge it at the end of the article in today's paper.

By Lucy Rutherford and Sean Fewster

A former Port Adelaide rookie has been locked up for a disturbing rape that happened at a gym he owned.

.....
.....

Hay was drafted to Port Adelaide in 2010, delisted a year later without playing a game .....

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Most of the football media have written us off completely for 2026. Excellent.

I'd be worried if they had us top 4 - that would mean we were a lock to miss finals.

 

[RossFC]

Where will Rooch live now he's been kicked out of the studio?

Italy

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Greasyrhys]

Channel 7 shockingly reporting former Port Adelaide player is a rapist.

Typical will, smitho and lelspeth doing their best to give Ports a bad name

 

[TazD]

Dwayno is kinda believable. Josh Jenkins

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Josh Jenkins

Age

37

Ht

200cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

3.8

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.6

5star

had us as low as 17th.