Melbourne Board Dictionary - Help Needed

[Biffinator]

Comrades.

Given that we are a tribe, we all use little references and metaphors to get our points across. With your assistance, I would like to compile them into a dictionary.

This is what I have in mind - any contributions would be gratefully accepted.

"426" - this player will not make it onto the park until next season.

"Weetra Class" - a living symbol of our putrescence since 2006.

"186" - total fail.

"Emo" = Maric

"Brick" = Brock Mclean

"Juda$" = Scully

Do any others come to mind?

 

[LeverPuller]

Junior - James McDonald

pr0n Star - Lynden Dunn

Tortoise is also acceptable for Brick

 

[Logger]

TMS - any poster who arrives on this board suddenly with a triple-barrel username and acts like he/she owns the place.

Juice - Michael Newton/something that is laughably bad.

Maximum - Max Gawn

SME - Stefan Martin (Experience)

Twitchy - Mark Neeld

Russian, The - Mark Jamar.

Failey - Dean Bailey (esp. in reference to anything that that the poster disliked from 2008-2011)

Baileyball - Anything that happened onfield between Round 1 2008 and Round 19 2011.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Jizz - Gysberts

WGS - Wise Guy Sam

Elark - Mitch Clark

BS - Bullshit/Bigsexc ... One in the same.

 

[Spirit of 26]

Comrades = collection of football tragics who follow an underperforming team

Class = Jim Stynes

 

[Syrus]

Biff, you forgot:

Shark Jumper - Sheedy
Self Loathers - Richmond Supporters
Cheats - Carlton

 

[Eth]

MFCSS is worth an addition.

 

[Donald_McRonald]

G&GF (verb)- Following a >10 goal loss, this is an acceptable intro, conclusion or stand alone response to any post on any forum until a <10 goal loss is recorded...or win.

 

[melbournemartin]

Chip - James Frawley (in reference to his uncle being Spud Frawley)
Doing a Morton - acting like a whimpy bitch out on the field

 

[Biffinator]

G&GF (verb)- Following a >10 goal loss, this is an acceptable intro, conclusion or stand alone response to any post on any forum until a <10 goal loss is recorded...or win.

Sorry guys but this is clearly the winner so far. Well done DMR.

it might be well aerated come Saturday night

 

[viney_2_jurrah]

Biff can you PM me please, im not sure how to send you one

 

[Biffinator]

Basil Jurrah = Machette Sheath

 

[Devastating Boris]

Hair vampire = jace bode (he caused me to pull a lot out)

 

[SuburbanMe]

Quite surprised That 'Beamer' hasn't been added.

I use the name Beamer and even my mates that are full on footy freaks have no idea.

So, for those that have no clue - Beamer is Brent Moloney - Beamer as in BM - as in BMW.

and 'GreenVest' - used to describe Brad Green or a player that is held in High regard that is almost completely Useless.

 

[LeverPuller]

Fat Phil - Father of Juda$. Must only be mentioned in conjunction with some sort of food famine caused in west Sydney by his presence and use of his salary.

 

[BigSexc]

BS - Bullshit/Bigsexc ... One in the same.

Just BigSexc FFS!

 

[Djcjdees]

Master = Baterrrrr!

Go on Master, havin a good season mate. Show em you belong.

 

[RandB]

'competitive' - catch cry of dissapointment - see 'Baileyball'

 

[Supermercado]

What about the classic player name spelling errors?

Maloney, MacLean, Clarke, McClean, Pettard, Silvia, Dunne etc..

 

[d33my]

You can add Trengrove to that list

 

[Crimson Azure]

'Man the spitfires' - Biff intends to go carding evcerything that moves after a loss or some bad news comming out of the club.

In recent times he's had to refuel mid air.

 

[LeverPuller]

'Man the spitfires' - Biff intends to go carding evcerything that moves after a loss or some bad news comming out of the club.

In recent times he's had to refuel mid air.

Festival of Red - a type of wake exclusive to the Melbourne board. Features depressing reality, copious amounts of alcohol and Biff pulling out his Whack-A-Troll machine.

 

[RandB]

"Streaker" - some poor troll looking for their 15 seconds despite a public warning.

 

[Tulip]

A few poster abbreviations, all from memory:

HFF=High Flying Flag

Randy=RandB

Biff=Biffinator

CA=Crimson Azure

Striker=Striker745

Super=Supermercado

Wonna=Wonaeamirri33

SM=SuburbanMe

Log=Logger

BS=BigSexc (FFS)

McRon=Donald McRonald

MM=melbournemartin

Feel free to add.

 

[RandB]

Feel free to add.

CFH = CowboyFromHell

Spirit = Spirit of 39

TPM = ThePuppetMaster

stretch = stretcharmstrong

BC = Bartram_Class

DR = Demon Revival

WGFY = WattsGoodForYou

CJ = Captain Jack

Rude = Rudeurrection