FTA-TV MKR 2017

[LukeParkerno1]

His critiques say 'kill my tastebuds now', his scores say 'not too bad, would eat again'.

For mine

0- can't eat
1-3- poor, some okay elements
4- below average (yes angry man that is below average)
5- a pass
6- not horrible, not great, but wasn't disappointed
7- good dish, well executed

8-10- outstanding.

 

[darren forssman]

Didn't know steve smith could cook. Won't last long, has to get to India.

I said to my wife that Tyson looked like Steve Smith

I think Tyson looks like a cross between Dexter Fletcher and Theon Greyjoy.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Sorry, but have they called their restaurant ****Ing?

 

[JackNah_8]

Sorry, but have they called their restaurant *******?

I missed the start, did they say baby??

 

[LiterallyNobody]

That gnocchi looks delicious.

 

[GreyCrow]

Wonder if anyone will use '' that was an abortion of a meal''

 

[Dixie Flatline]

So glad neither of them were midwives to my wife.

Actually come to think of it, they replicate how they would talk to a mother delivering her baby.

All about context.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Wonder if anyone will use '' that was an abortion of a meal''

That is ****ing GOLD!!!!

 

[LukeParkerno1]

That main....

Throw me a puke bucket

 

[JackNah_8]

That main....

Throw me a puke bucket

But Tyson actually liked it lol

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Yeah, your dessert sucked David. Don't blow that trumpet too hard mate.

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Those pav shells are terrible. Would have been better off buying premade shells from Coles.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

58

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Bloody hell Dave that was so unsubtle.

 

[JackNah_8]

Wth is David talking about lol lamb

 

[LukeParkerno1]

They will be 65-68 give and take

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Called it

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

3/5 Rico's for the midwives tonight.

half a Rico for the dense gnocchi
two Rico's for main (overcooked lamb, dense/dry couscous, not middle eastern)
half a Rico for the overcooked Pav base.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Just 3 lol

Harsh on the dessert I would have loved it!

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I put my score up before dessert was served let alone critiqued. Still wasn't far off.

 

[GreyCrow]

I put my score up before dessert was served let alone critiqued. Still wasn't far off.

I also said high 50s before the dessert, and Tyson screwed with the scores

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I also said high 50s before the dessert, and Tyson screwed with the scores

Yeah he certainly threw a spanner in the works.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Contender for worst group ever.

 

[estibador]

Pretty entertaining episode I thought, considering there's no real standout personalities at this stage compared to some years.

Lol at the poor Asian dude in the friendzone. Brutal shutdown - you know he would if he could.

RickSanchez your cuz was looking very cute tonight, hook a fellow Freo brother up!

 

[RickSanchez]

Pretty entertaining episode I thought, considering there's no real standout personalities at this stage compared to some years.

Lol at the poor Asian dude in the friendzone. Brutal shutdown - you know he would if he could.

RickSanchez your cuz was looking very cute tonight, hook a fellow Freo brother up!

I'd hook you up just to miss my mate off, who's asked a few times now.