Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[the avoca drover]

Just checked and there wasn't a bottom 50 for 2024.

There was for 2023 though.

Nothing gets past you Einstein.

 

[King Tenz]

Player #37 - Brad Hill
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Pictured: Brad Hill uses his pace to almost escape the clutches of slow inside midfielder Tom Liberatore

Brad Hill is AFL's hipster, because he was getting overpaid by St Kilda before it was cool.

On a monster deal until age 34, Brad was St Kilda's sole warchest signing for a number of years. He has performed as an average wingman until this year, where he slipped to 'below average' status.

This should not be a surprise. Let's check his performance at his 3 different clubs:
Hawthorn: 3 x premierships
Fremantle: 1 x B&F
St Kilda: Um....

Brad Hill is kind of football royalty though: his brother Stephen played for Freo and they played in a grand final against each other, his cousin is Norm Smith medalist Bobby Hill, and his second cousin Josh is a bit like Prince Andrew.

Fun fact: Brad Hill is considered a leader at St Kilda which is surprising because St Kilda didn't try and shunt him off to Collingwood for a 3rd rounder.

Brad, good luck for the next 2 years of your contract. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

This bum still plays football in 2025?

 

[Spiritof82]

he would've, if the tin rattlers didn't engage in racist tactics and deny him the opportunity to play (linked here) in the indigenous australian all stars game

He only wanted to play in that game as they have a big p*ss up afterwards

 

[Frank Thring]

Why would we do that? He was a CarLOLton flog this year. Lazy is expected, hopefully we can unblues him.

The StKilda blueprint to success.

 

[T2B_]

This bum still plays football in 2025?

"Plays football" is used very lightly I assume

 

[the avoca drover]

He only wanted to play in that game as they have a big p*ss up afterwards

Fair enough motivation, that’s why most people play footy.

 

[jannissary]

You philreich are a hack and should give up.

nice benny

 

[Over The Post]

You philreich are a hack and should give up.

 

[philreich]

You philreich are a hack and should give up.

I might consider it after Essendon wins a final.

 

[76woodenspooners]

* Players who have not played a senior game this year are excluded.

Surely this year needs a JUH clause?

 

[springvale_mackers]

bigbill23 what’d you order from our Springvale store tonight bro?

 

[bigbill23]

bigbill23 what’d you order from our Springvale store tonight bro?

you should give up too

 

[springvale_mackers]

you should give up too

Ah don’t be like that trig tug!

 

[philreich]

you should give up too

So how come you decided to start your bigfooty career on bay 13?

 

[frggr]

As if Mofra plays by the rules. Look at him in his pilot hat and smug face. Do you really think he doesn't do whatever the hell he wants to?

Exactly.

Mofra did 9/11

 

[frggr]

No, he's still Prince Andrew, he's formerly known as the Duke of York.

I feel for Fergie though, she's no longer the Duchess of York and is just plain ol' Sarah Ferguson again.

Is she Fergalicious, though?

 

[WillHayward]

Mofra. Did you do one last year? I can't find it. Can you link me to all your archives please? I love these so much!

Archive should be in Smithsonian Institution and the Vatican Library .

 

[WillHayward]

He will be in it for sure. We definitely won the trade on that one.

Top 5 surely?

 

[Chronz]

Top 5 surely?

Ate you going to follow Will to Carltank?

 

[Over The Post]

No, he's still Prince Andrew, he's formerly known as the Duke of York.

I feel for Fergie though, she's no longer the Duchess of York and is just plain ol' Sarah Ferguson again.

Correction of detail, I no longer feel for Fergie.

Epstein 'bankrolled Fergie for 15 years'

In the previously unseen emails, Epstein reveals Fergie was so desperate to cosy up to him that 'she was the first to celebrate' his release from jail 'with her two daughters in tow'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

While the story is true, quoting the Daily Mail doesn’t help your credibility

 

[Over The Post]

I'm lazy, it was just the first linky I cut'n'pasted.

You're perfectly correct, I'll go wash my hands and use sanitiser on my keyboard.

 

[arrowman]

Archive should be in Smithsonian Institution and the Vatican Library .

Dan Brown's next novel will be about the secret messages encoded in Mofra's Bottom 50.

 

[The Sultan]

Dan Brown's next novel will be about the secret messages encoded in Mofra's Bottom 50.

 

[Dinsdale]

you should give up too

2 lifetime posts both in here, your Benny is showing