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My brush with immigration hell

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Barely an hour after landing at Melbourne airport, I found myself in serious trouble with immigration authorities.

I suppose one of the consequences of Sept 11 is that now when entering customs they search EVERYTHING. This is my third time here, and I have never had to open up all of my luggage and have them look through it all previously. It is only natural that this time I had things to hide.

Basically, my fiancee and I (travelling together but going through customs separately) didn't want to tell them about our intent to get married and for me to stay here, because we were worried that we would look like queue-jumpers and that I would look like some stupid lovesick kid who was just going to rush myself into a doomed marriage just so I could abuse the system.

They searched my luggage and found my birth certificate as well as records of bank accounts I had closed plus receipt of money I had wired from home to an account I've had set up here since the last time I came over. It went from bad to worse when they searched her luggage and found her wedding dress.

They sent her home, without me, and gave her a phone number to call.

I was brought into a back room that looks like the police questioning room you see on every bad cliched TV cop show, with the desk and chairs, where two immigration officers proceeded to grill me for 15-20 minutes on what my true plans were and tape recorded the whole thing.

Then they gave me 10 minutes to build a case for myself. I had spent 24 consecutive hours either on an airplane or in an airport, had not showered in that long, had only slept five hours the previous night, and was coming down with some kind of flu. All of this on top of everything that was taking place at the airport. In that state of mind, I am completely amazed that I was able to think at all.

I stated my plan, my intentions, my reasons for not being fully upfront and managed to convince them that everything we have done is perfectly legal and that our relationship qualifies for de-facto status, and was able to submit proof of that if needed be. I also told them of the economic hardship that would ensue should I be sent home, considering the thousands and thousands of dollars our families have spent on wedding and travel plans.

Anyway, it worked, for they decided not to cancel my visa and to let me stay on my original ETA for up to 90 days. My marriage will be allowed to go through, and after that I will apply for residency.

Had they decided otherwise, I would have been deported, sent back home today and I would have not been allowed back in Australia for three full years. I would have had to cancel my wedding, my family would have had to call off their trip here next month, and my fiancee and I would have been split apart for an indefinite amount of time. Basically, I would have been really, really screwed.

I feel like just about the luckiest man alive today.
 
Phew - that was a close one then.

Perhaps the lesson here is to always be up front about everything

Easily said in hindsight I know

Good luck for the wedding and your application.:)
 
It's definately getting harder these days. Not exactly the welcome to Australia you deserved.:( :(
Anyway, welcome to Australia and good luck with the wedding and your future dealings with immigration. Hope we see you here for many years to come.:) :) :)
 
Count yourself lucky.

When I arrived in London I had to queue up with Yanks, French, you name them, they were there, to get my passport processed. Even though the Queen is the head of this country..
 

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Originally posted by Rohan_
Count yourself lucky.

When I arrived in London I had to queue up with Yanks, French, you name them, they were there, to get my passport processed. Even though the Queen is the head of this country..

Hardly an equivalent situation Rohan

Having to stand longer in a line vs being deported!!

UK Citizens do not go through the Aussie Citizens line when they enter Australia either. Fair enough both ways in my view.


I am a UK citizena as well but because I travel on an Australian passport, I also have to queue with the foreigners too - and fair enough.
 
Good to see that everything turned out alright.

Not the way you want to spent your first couple of hours back in Australia after the long trip from the States.

Hope all goes well for your upcoming wedding!
 
Originally posted by Rohan_
Count yourself lucky.

When I arrived in London I had to queue up with Yanks, French, you name them, they were there, to get my passport processed. Even though the Queen is the head of this country..
What gave me a laugh was the fact that Germans could walk straight on through with their EU citizenship and Aussies had to queue up and face some questioning.

Its been a long time since the war. :)
 
Stealth, sounds like an interesting experience, one that will give you a laugh in the future.

The image of the easy going larrikin Aussie is soon blown away by the neo-Nazis that you got to see. At least it has worked out.

Love the signature by the way! All we need now is the stingey and battery show :)
 
I feel very fortunate, almost guilty. I'm sure there are a fair bit of people out there who may not have been so lucky. The immigration game is such a crapshoot anymore. I feel bad for being somewhat deceitful at first, but you almost have to be. Based on stories I've heard and research I've done, people that put everything out in the open up front are almost at a disadvantage.

I hold no grudges. They didn't have to accept me, but they did, surely because they felt I made a good case and they decided to show a remarkable display of compassion. In fact, I'm considering sending out a wedding invitation to the woman who ultimately made this decision.

I promise to be a good citizen >:)
 

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Welcome, Stealth!

You should have seen the stuff up caused by Immigration with me today! I went into the Lonsdale Street office to get a new, computer readable Permanent Resident Visa. The Australian Embassy in Washington said it would be best to upgrade from my old "wet stamp" one I've had for twenty years and that it could easily be done in Melbourne! Yeah, sure!

In my FOUR HOUR visit to Immigration, at one point I was told I was an "unlawful". (My brother in Arizona will love that term! Rather cowboyesque I think!) I was told my Visa had "ceased" on Jan 28, 1996! Strange, though, that I had re-entered the country at least four times since that date with no complications! After various calls to Canberra the problem was sorted out. Seems like Immigration officials at Tullamarine had entered my old passport number in the system and somehow my new passport number had never been entered. The error had not been caught for six years and even when I arrived last week! I must say the ladies who dealt with my case at Immigration were fantastic. Even though the Office closed at 4pm, they continued working on my case until it was cleared up at about 5.15pm. They apologised profusely , but, what the heck, it wasn't their fault! Luckily I made it out to the Whitten Oval in plenty of time for the Selector's Table.

Please give my regards to your fiance who I had the pleasure of meeting via e-mail a few months back. Make sure you let us all at MatesUpOver know about the wedding day. My best wishes for a lifetime of happiness together!
 
Originally posted by Rohan_
Count yourself lucky.

When I arrived in London I had to queue up with Yanks, French, you name them, they were there, to get my passport processed. Even though the Queen is the head of this country..

Was this a while ago? Otherwise it sounds doubtful, as French citizens would just walk straight through the EU channel. :)


At least there was a queue. Once when I arrived in Manchester, there was nobody actually working at the "other passports" counter.
 
It is probably one of those terrible experiences that happen to you, but as time goes by you see a funny side and have a bit of a laugh . " what happened to me once".........I was flying to Australia...
 
Originally posted by Rohan_
Count yourself lucky.

When I arrived in London I had to queue up with Yanks, French, you name them, they were there, to get my passport processed. Even though the Queen is the head of this country..

But wouldn't the Queen welcome Australian Football Royalty? :p
 
Originally posted by Jars458

I am a UK citizen as well but because I travel on an Australian passport, I also have to queue with the foreigners too - and fair enough.

Is there a reason you travel on your Aus passport? I'm applying for a UK one soon (love the foreign parents! - Scottish). Do you get more hassles if they think you're from the UK? I heard you could leave Australia on your Aussie passport and land in the UK on your UK passport....shortest cues possible!

Oh, and Congrats Stealthy! East Keilor eh? I'm in Avondale Heights (one minute down the road). Welcome! :)
 
Originally posted by PeteLX


Is there a reason you travel on your Aus passport? I'm applying for a UK one soon (love the foreign parents! - Scottish). Do you get more hassles if they think you're from the UK? I heard you could leave Australia on your Aussie passport and land in the UK on your UK passport....shortest cues possible!

Oh, and Congrats Stealthy! East Keilor eh? I'm in Avondale Heights (one minute down the road). Welcome! :)

I've got two passports an Aussie one and a U.K. (EU) one. Getting the EU one was the best thing I ever did !
It allowed me to travel and work anywhere in Europe completely stress free. You don't have to worry about visas or queuing...
 

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I have it on good authority that Stealth's trip OUT of the US was much more simple.

Once they found out he was an Essendon supporter, they gave him a police escort to the airport, threw him on the plane and said, "Be gone with you and your kind!" ;) :D

Seriously, glad it worked out Stealth. Have a good life! Peace,
 
I am just about to apply for a Dutch passport, for my 'European soccer extravaganza' tour Feb2003. Also, as previously mentioned, I'll be able to work in the EU hassle free after I leave the Navy. I have an official Australian Government Passport (contrary to popular belief, you DO NOT get to take more Duty Free through customs :D). If I want to travel as an Australian, I will have to get a regular Aussie passport, as the Govt does not like us using our Official passports for non official travel. Sheesh, I'll have THREE!! passports.

Does anyone have information about the dual citizenship thingo thats proposed at the moment. I think it is a relaxing of the citizenship laws so that for example, Rupert Murdoch could hold citizenship of Australia and the US. I would be eligible for EU (Dutch) citizenship. I was not prepared to give it up at the expense of my Aussie citizenship. Some things are priceless.
 
Stealth, welcome back to Australia mate. I can empathise with your story as I've lived in the USA and spent a few harrowing times exiting and re-entering through US customs hoping my story would stand up to a grilling. Luckily, every time they just stamped me for another 6 months......must have been my cologne ;)
The worst customs people are here in Australia. The only time i've been harrased is on my return home from overseas trips. Almost got the 'rubber glove' once coming back to Adelaide, but they said NO when I requested it. :eek:

ps. One day I might get to tell you all about the time i was held at gunpoint by the Czech Republic border guards..........laugh a minute that one.
 
Originally posted by PeteLX


Is there a reason you travel on your Aus passport? I'm applying for a UK one soon (love the foreign parents! - Scottish). Do you get more hassles if they think you're from the UK? I heard you could leave Australia on your Aussie passport and land in the UK on your UK passport....shortest cues possible!


Only reason is I consider myself to be an Australian and therefore use that passport as a loyalty thing

Its probably because I am sensitive to being called a POME

Had drinks wiht my sister a few months ago and met a couple of her friends she knows who are English

When I had gone they remarked that I was the most Aussie bloke they had ever met.

Was pretty happy with that!
 

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