Competitions Nearest to the Pin Murphy Edition!

[ABAB]

He will kick fluke goal early in the game which he use to do but hasn't done for a few years and then go to shit again with 0 possessions in the 4th quarter.

 

[Scorpus]

2 disposals in the final quarter

 

[chazwazza]

0.1
5 disposals
Catapults himself into Thilthorpe going for a mark.
4 running around in a circle chasing players and wondering where the ball is.
Gets taken high, goes down holding his head resulting in Tex kicking the winning goal.

 

[YKIMS]

This is the sort of magic nicks believes Murphy is capable of

He meant opposition goals

 

[YKIMS]

5d (despite inserting himself as the HF at stoppages)
4 clangers (at least two of which are the first link in a chain of Collingwood goals)
0.1

At least three separate occasions where, after being tackled below his torso, he lays motionless holding the back of his neck for an indiscriminate amount of time, before hurriedly fluffing his kick to the ankles of one of our key forwards in pouring rain

At least three attempts at flying for a mark in a pack but having no impact whatsoever on the contest, other than causing grievous bodily harm to his own teammate(s), when he should have stayed down

At least six occasions where an Adelaide player kicks long down the line to Murphy one-out at FF, before he is effortlessly nudged under the ball by little more than the defender’s non-preferred pinky finger, and subsequently outmarked over the back.

At least two occasions where he is caught flat out htb and stands shaking his head angrily at the ump.

Ultimately retaining his place in the side next week and being offered a 3 year contract extension, while the likes of Dowling, Edwards, Ryan and Nankervis all seek a trade to Port Adelaide or Victoria.

 

[AFC979810]

14 disposals. 3 goals (all from the goalsquare).

Cements his spot in the side and we get knocked out of the finals by 6 points and in a game he has 1 kick in the 2nd half.

 

[jamesclean]

2 stoppage clearances, 2 turnovers.

smoky for a Subbed out - Murphy (neck)??

 

[radiojake]

someone tries to do the team a solid by 'helping him out' but ends up actually helping him out Mr Burns style

 

[adelaidecrows]

Murphy has had a disposal, i repeat, a disposal. It was a handball but a disposal all the same.

 

[adelaidecrows]

who had slip over and get pinged for holding the ball.

 

[jamesclean]

did he hurt his neck?!

 

[adelaidecrows]

did he hurt his neck?!

i think he grabbed for it when he got the push in the back free lol.

 

[1990crow]

2 kicks, 5 handballs, 1 behind.
1 falcon.
1 dropped chest mark.
1 tackle.
4 missed tackles.
3 fly for contested marks impacting team mates.

Close.

 

[Scorpus]

2 disposals in the final quarter

Absolutely spot on

 

[GrommoT]

So who won?