New courses for men!

[Danni]

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A:What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C:What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A:Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B:Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
Ø MENtal illness
Ø MENstrual cramps
Ø MENtal breakdown
Ø MENopause
Ø GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

 

[Tyson J- Curry]

Very quality

 

[Docker_Brat]

I enjoyed the TAFE short course better:

Stay Single: "Save Your Sanity and Bank Balance at the Same Time"

 

[M29]

Very funny Danni. Did you find that underneath one of your womans day cook books?

 

[Danni]

Originally posted by M29
Very funny Danni. Did you find that underneath one of your womans day cook books?

Nah mate - it fell out of the centre of a magzine with the article in it "How to be a REAL man and not be a macho wannabe" that was disguised inside the false cover that looked like 'playboy' found inside the mens rooms at the local gym..............or so my bro-inlaw claims!!




But in all seriousness - it was actually passed on to us by a client who is a prison guard in a max security facility up here.

 

[Squeak]

Funnily enough the same university has establsihed a course for women, entitled, How to be a real woman. It is just a one-semester course, with 4 units:

WOM101: Knowing the right time to shut up, namely the whole time.
WOM102: Blowjobs - they can be enjoyed by you too
WOM103: The rights and wrongs of a properly cooked dinner
WOM104: From fridge to hand - the spiritual journey involved in beer retrieval.

 

[skilts]

I'm not into courses.

 

[FreoDocker]

Role up for a Major in "How to please a man!!"

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
WOMEN 101: Combatting The Impulse To Nag
WOMEN 102: Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
WOMEN 103: Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
WOMEN 104: Presents - Why Socks and Jocks don't cut it!

Winter Schedule:
WOMEN 110: Decision Making
WOMEN 111: Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
WOMEN 112: Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
EAT 100: Learn how to get back in the Kitchen!
EAT 101: 100 ways to prepare a meal of Bacon, Eggs and Butter
ECON 001A: Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right

Spring Schedule:
WOMEN 120: If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
WOMEN 121: Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 4 Hours
WOMEN 122: You, The Whining Sex
WOMEN 123: How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
ECON 001C: Shopping - How to make a rich man poor?

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: Appreciating the finer points of Dutch Ovens
SEX 102: Sex: Learning How to Initiate
SEX 103: Sex: More Than Just Lying There
WOMEN 201: You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
WOMEN 210: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
WOMEN 211: Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
WOMEN 212: Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
WOMEN 213: Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
WOMEN 230A: Doing Housework Without Complaining

Spring Schedule:
WOMEN 220: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
WOMEN 221: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
WOMEN 222: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
WOMEN 223: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
WOMEN 230B: "To Honor and Obey: " Remembering the small print above "I Do"

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Learn how Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
EAT 102: What Fat has done for Australia - Guest Speakers, David Boon and Big Kev.
EAT 103: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
WOMEN 231: Hair spray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
WOMEN 232: Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
WOMEN 233: Makeup: The Less is More Theory
ECON 001C:Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have