New Essendon Theme Song

[Demon Worshipper]

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
Forget the premiership flag.
Our duds who play this grand old game.
Are hacks, pathetic, clueless and lame.

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
The other teams have no fear.
When they try their best.
Essendon just won't get near.
As the Bombers get pumped.

 

[Cassius_Clay]

not bad, not bad at all

 

[blues4flag]

 

[meh]

thats ok, but much rather the richmond one

 

[raskolnikov]

sadly very true at the moment

 

[Andrew Lovett]

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
Forget the premiership flag.
Our duds who play this grand old game.
Are hacks, pathetic, clueless and lame.

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
The other teams have no fear.
When they try their best.
Essendon just won't get near.
As the Bombers get pumped.

Melbourne will be on top again at the end of the year and then throw everything away just as you did last year because you have no heart. You will let your supporters down 9 times out of 10 just like in the 2000 granny

 

[Sports Capital]

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
Forget the premiership flag.
Our duds who play this grand old game.
Are hacks, pathetic, clueless and lame.

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
The other teams have no fear.
When they try their best.
Essendon just won't get near.
As the Bombers get pumped.

We were 15h after Rd 2 last year. Except this year we haven't had Lloyd, Rioli, Hille or Allan.

I'm hardly panicked.

 

[nonchalance]

When they try their best.
Essendon just won't get near.
As the Bombers get pumped.

This line doesn't scan - the rest fits in well, but this is just sloppy.
Too many syllables.

 

[mickrocks1]

Could it say - 'The 'Dons just won't get near'

 

[nonchalance]

Would be better, mick.

 

[don4eva]

lol not a bad effort

 

[superstar]

sadly very true at the moment

The even sadder thing is that you'll get to hear the song at the end of the game this weekend.

 

[Lenny*]

The richmond one is far more funnier. But good effort.

 

[don4eva]

Here's one for Collingwood i came up with after their GF loss in 2003:

Good old Collingwood forever
They know how to lose a game
Side by side they stick together
To lose the Magpie way!
See the barrackers are crying
As they always should
Good old Collingwood forever
Suck $hit Collingwood!

 

[crazy_big_al]

currently it is a very true song

 

[M29]

We were 15h after Rd 2 last year. Except this year we haven't had Lloyd, Rioli, Hille or Allan.

We were 16th this time last year. Our % was considerably worse as well.

 

[Atreyu]

Decent effort... although it is only round 2. Rymes well, cept for that one line.

 

[SaintsSupporter]

Here's one for Collingwood i came up with after their GF loss in 2003:

Good old Collingwood forever
They know how to lose a game
Side by side they stick together
To lose the Magpie way!
See the barrackers are crying
As they always should
Good old Collingwood forever
Suck $hit Collingwood!

Good old Collingwood Forever,
Chokers now, and through the years.
From the stadium we exit,
To a loud barrage of jeers.
See the barrakers a-shouting,
Swearing and hurling abuse.
Oh, they give us too much credit,
For we are, not that good.

When the game was finally over,
They rubbed salt into our wounds.
Mick and Paul are still recovering,
Nathan's shown a range of moods.
Rocca, still cannot believe it,
Did he bugger Mick's plan?
Guess we'll never know now, will we?
I'm just glad I'm, not a fan!!

 

[TwoBlueEyes]

While we're on the topic of bagging clubs, here's one going around for Melbourne... we know it wont last when winter kicks in Dee supporters!

It's a grand old day,
theres snow on its way
Its the day for me and not you

Its a great day of
the place we love
The place of Mt Bulla in June

Every loss beats true
for the red and the blue
As we ski the slopes for you, (what do we sing)

For all the beltings we will cop
We'll still ski coz losing aint new

 

[catattack]

TwoBlueEyes, that's the best I've read! Although, the Essendon one wasn't too bad!

 

[beaver's army]

While we're on the topic of bagging clubs, here's one going around for Melbourne... we know it wont last when winter kicks in Dee supporters!

It's a grand old day,
theres snow on its way
Its the day for me and not you

Its a great day of
the place we love
The place of Mt Bulla in June

Every loss beats true
for the red and the blue
As we ski the slopes for you, (what do we sing)

For all the beltings we will cop
We'll still ski coz losing aint new

not a bad effort

 

[Atreyu]

Wouldnt mind going to the snow... never been there in my life...

 

[Casey]

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
Forget the premiership flag.
Our duds who play this grand old game.
Are hacks, pathetic, clueless and lame.

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
The other teams have no fear.
When they try their best.
Essendon just won't get near.
As the Bombers get pumped.

Hang on Newbie.... Who'd we beat that day...?

 

[Demon Worshipper]

At what stage did Mark Johnson turn around in that photo on the bottom left?

 

[Marns]

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
Forget the premiership flag.
Our duds who play this grand old game.
Are hacks, pathetic, clueless and lame.

See the Bombers get pumped, pumped.
The other teams have no fear.
When they try their best.
Essendon just won't get near.
As the Bombers get pumped.

Love it, except for the line in bold. Try singing it out loud.