New Olympic Event

[Ford Fairlane]

Possibly a canoeing gold medal on offer. Not sure what it will be called ... the KY1 perhaps?

River rescue as sex toy ditches rider
Thomas Hunter
January 17, 2011 - 6:31AM
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A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognised flotation devices’’.
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[MP_]

might make for an interesting water skiing device, not sure my wife would let me ride one