Nice Crows Supporter

[Wharfie35]

The typical lovely Crows supporter!

Particularly liked her answer to the last question.

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=crowsblood&spg=display&articleid=189950

 

[MrMeaner]

Is that a long bow that I see being drawn (by Wharfie, I mean)?

 

[PrideOf]

So not only do you live here at the Crows BigFooty site, you've now taken up residence at afc.com.au as well?

The obsession of yours is humbling for us. We truly enjoy the way you, Williams and Tredrea seem to eternally have us on your mind.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

The typical lovely Crows supporter!

Particularly liked her answer to the last question.

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=crowsblood&spg=display&articleid=189950

Port supporters go on about how Crows' supporters supposedly aren't as passionate about our club, yet when they are, you still go on & on & on & on ....

Have you being getting lessons from BulldogMike?

 

[jo172]

This needed a whole thread

God i'm looking forward to when wharfie discovers masturbation so he can leave the rest of us alone!

 

[macca23]

Talking about stereotyping supporters of teams, I thought it was appropriate to post this latest news flash.


Ferrari Fires Pit Crew



The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Port Adelaide.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Port Adelaide area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for..... At the crew's first practice session, the Port Adelaide pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

 

[Damp Squarie]

heheh Classic macca23

 

[portentous]

How to win friends and influence people. I'm sure wharfie is related somehow to Powerkop.....

 

[noddy]

Well i was going to say all Crow supporters are nice.


With the odd exception of course.

 

[Stiffy_18]

Talking about stereotyping supporters of teams, I thought it was appropriate to post this latest news flash.


Ferrari Fires Pit Crew



The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Port Adelaide.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Port Adelaide area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for..... At the crew's first practice session, the Port Adelaide pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

 

[Mad Dog]

How to win friends and influence people. I'm sure wharfie is related somehow to Powerkop.....

I think Powerknob plays the banjo while Dwharfie whittles on the verandah !

 

[maccas_no1]

Talking about stereotyping supporters of teams, I thought it was appropriate to post this latest news flash.


Ferrari Fires Pit Crew



The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Port Adelaide.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Port Adelaide area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for..... At the crew's first practice session, the Port Adelaide pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

ROTFL

 

[Cove Cobra]

Talking about stereotyping supporters of teams, I thought it was appropriate to post this latest news flash.


Ferrari Fires Pit Crew



The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Port Adelaide.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Port Adelaide area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for..... At the crew's first practice session, the Port Adelaide pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

Now, now that's just NOT true . . .

























They also got 10 flannelette shirts each and 2 dozen Bi-Lo brand meat pies!

 

[Crow-mosone]

The typical lovely Crows supporter!

Particularly liked her answer to the last question.

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=crowsblood&spg=display&articleid=189950

still crying for attention are you?

 

[Crowked]

Talking about stereotyping supporters of teams, I thought it was appropriate to post this latest news flash.


Ferrari Fires Pit Crew

 

[Markthirtytwo]

How to win friends and influence people. I'm sure wharfie is related somehow to Powerkop.....

She did infer in an earlier thread that they were.
Both Tasmanians I believe.

 

[maccas_no1]

The typical lovely Crows supporter!

Particularly liked her answer to the last question.

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=crowsblood&spg=display&articleid=189950

Port supporter's looking at the AFC website...............The Obession Continues

Anbody would think the AFC had won the 2004 premiership.

 

[thesouthernend]

"seeing the Jarman brothers together"
Well sort of together, they were on the same field, but on different teams.

 

[dA Crow]

"seeing the Jarman brothers together"
Well sort of together, they were on the same field, but on different teams.

"What is your memory of watching your first Crows game?

Not the Crows first game. Assuming they mean watched as in "went to the game"

 

[dA Crow]

The typical lovely Crows supporter!

Particularly liked her answer to the last question.

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=crowsblood&spg=display&articleid=189950

Just out of curiousity, why are you addicted to the Crows? You seem more interested in discussing them than your own team; assuming you are really a Port supporter, not just someone that jumped on the bandwagon.

 

[portentous]

Well I'm so vain, I thought this thread was about ME. But I'm not "nice"....

 

[afc9798]

Well I'm so vain, I thought this thread was about ME. But I'm not "nice"....

Finally you're converted. Welcome to the team for all South Australians, South Australia's most successful AFL team, Brownlow, Coleman, multiple Norm Smith winning fabulous, unbelievable etc. etc.

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME, leave your teal beanie at the door.

 

[rooboy]

Well i was going to say all Crow supporters are nice.


With the odd exception of course.

You callin' me odd?

 

[portentous]

Finally you're converted. Welcome to the team for all South Australians, South Australia's most successful AFL team, Brownlow, Coleman, multiple Norm Smith winning fabulous, unbelievable etc. etc.

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME, leave your teal beanie at the door.

so it's beanies off, teeth in??

 

[afc9798]

so it's beanies off, teeth in??

There's a line there with the teeth, but I ain't going there!!

Yes it's beanies off, teeth in, showers everyday and chardonnay in glasses (OMG!!) for you from now on young lady.

Oh and by the way, the HQ Premier with mags on the back only will have to go, it just doesn't cut it in the leafier suburbs my dear.